My wife is pizza

Jesse |dragon age | The Witcher | Hedonist | I love video games, streamers, and you tubers.

[weloveshortvideos]

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

I needed this

[darnni]

I am actually crying rn pls

[darnni]

I AM CRYING AGAIN AT WORK

[pomeranian2]

[sacred-portal]

[panic-compressive]

[deathtripz]

[jennygogos]

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

tumblr put a warning on this post for containing sensitive content

[sleepnoi7es]

[octoknight]

I had a nightmare that Ted Cruz was elected president and his first speech as president opened with “Hello everypony”

I tried waking myself up so hard that I had a headache when I finally woke up

[ivelischpfuli-deactivated202001]

[octoknight]

[erroneousmonk]

happy memorial day

[splendidland]

[shejla24]

i called tyga an used tampon and he didnt get offended, i can die in peace now

[stability]

*stands between the creepy old man and pretty young girl on the train to block the gross male gaze*

[blvckberrysweetsin]

If you ever wonder what goes on at Nike once the store closes…

[deactivatedkinggreeley]

HOW MANY PEOPLE WORK THERE OMG

[1overjordan24]

[ryanribbitys]

remember that one week we all played miitomo

[tchotchkez]

so my bf and I came across this free chair sitting on the side of the road…

[terriamon]

you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew

Naruto Naruto

[carybear]

but what about sasuke?

[terriamon]

[dulect]

[arisell-i]

me as president