I have left tumblr

UPDATE: I've been made aware that some people are using my pictures on gay apps, please note that it is not me. Thank you. 

[deactivatedkinggreeley]

Goodbye

[specialmemefresh-deactivated202]

[frankjavcee-deactivated20201209]

[fangirl383]

only REAL 90s chickens can reblog this beauty 

[thecoolsumist]

Everyday Objects Made Unusable by Giuseppe Colarusso

[fireandbloodmotherfucker-deacti]

I bet Guiseppe Colarusso is a shit roommate

[deactivatedkinggreeley]

Felt good after a shower this morning plus the lighting was flattering!

[childhoodruiner]

Them: What’s your sexuality?

Me:

[soliddreamsblog-deactivated2018]

What’s the difference I also wake you up babbling in tongues at 3 am

[advanced-procrastination]

Yeah but when a furby does it its

Sexy

[pure80]

Him:

Me:

[grumpytrans]

do u ever wonder if 99% of ur followers are either bots or super inactive blogs bc ya boy has a few thousand + nobody is sending asks or talkin to me so……. to the maybe 10 or 11 followers reading this, i love u

[everydaylouie]

happy friday the 13th

[gif87a-com]

[megurashkarchived]

this is so funny

[mc-mt]

The pat pat pat of its feet get me every time.

[porterr-robinson]

[devon-aoki]

dog:

[mattincanada-deactivated2021031]

Gather round children, this is a good one.

The year is 2014, I’m at a mall food court with my friend Amber, we’re enjoying our meal and admiring this straight bro bodybuilder looking man who works at one of the restaurants. He was a STUNNING example of hyper masc broness. I’m obviously pressuring Amber into talking to him, alas she was not into it. This man becomes a regular topic of conversation for Amber and I, we’ll call him Mark. Every time we’re at the mall, we swing past the food court to see if Mark was working, he usually was. We’d admire from afar, I’d tell Amber she’s insane for not going for it, then we’d move on. I clearly want Mark but that wasn’t going to happen, so I do what any thirst blind fool would do, I add him to Facebook. His profile was bland, sadly super hetro, and most of his pics were with other dude bros.

Some time later we’re in the food court enjoying another meal and Mark comes over to our table. I go full deer in headlights and Amber kicks into ditsy blonde college girl mode. Mark asks us something, I don’t even remember what, then gives us a pile of free meal coupons before going back to work. Clearly at this point I’m commanding Amber to fuck this man and to tell me every detail about it. - she continues to disappoint me.

Fast forward to 2017, I’m back in my hometown for a family thing, I had moved away in late 2015. I’m on Tindr, mindlessly swiping and happen to match with a nameless, beefy, gym torso. The kind of profile with only one pic, and it’s not a face pic. I start with the standard greeting “hey bro”, the torso replies “hey dude, how have you been?”. I’m a bit puzzled but we continue to chat for a while. I tell him I moved away, he replies “yeah I know, I have you on Facebook man”… I am screaming at this point, but I keep cool in the chat. Turns out it’s Mark from the food court, and those fucking coupons were for me not Amber! (Holy shit, mind blown, literally could not stop smiling)

One thing lead to another and I ended up spending two crazy amazing nights at his place. It was a literal multi year sexual fantasy come true.

Receipt attached, 

[deactivatedkinggreeley]

so are you guys married now or ?

[justiceleaque]

comic gatekeepers are..wild

[there-are-many-ways-to-smile]

Did you spoil him back with something better

[justiceleaque]

i have done my part bye

[37q-archive]

ladjfbvldafbvsdofivubs

[sugrspellitout]

The day after The Last Jedi came out I was shopping for a birthday present for a friend at a nerd store and these two guys walk up behind me, obviously wanting to look at where I was looking. One of them said “probably buying something for her boyfriend…stick to blow jobs bitch it’s not like you know what you’re looking at” so I turned around and say “Luke Skywalker dies.”

They look at me speechless, they hadn’t seen the movie yet. “What did you say?”

“I said Luke Skywaler dies. He force projects himself to fight Kylo Ren and then dies. And if you don’t get the fuck away from me I’ll tell you how Snoke dies too”

Ruin things for gatekeeper douchbags 2k18

[autumngracy]

POWER MOVE

[deactivatedkinggreeley]

@sugrspellitout and everyone stood up and clapped at the end?

[art-woonz]

Mood Instagram: @artwoonz

[markwatney]

what if you woke up and found your blogtitle tattooed on your body

[dutchbear74]

Hot hairy Fucker 🔥

[garifrompari]

Name a more iconic duo…I’ll wait

[deactivatedkinggreeley]