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[thetenderpassion]

[drcwning]

thatdudeemu:

Put this in the history books

[drcwning]

badbitchastrology:

Looks 12 but is an adult: Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Aquarius, Pisces

Looks like an adult but is 12: Aries, Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn

[manaphy]

[drcwning]

bethcab4qt:

fatgirlopinions:

Why do I love this so much

Just because

[leajon]

[drcwning]

serenarambles:

someone give me a plot where muse a is living in this nyc apartment complex, and the apartment across the hall from her has always been empty, until one day she finally sees someone moving in. she introduces herself to the guy moving in, muse b, and is immediately attracted to him. before long, they end up going on a few dates, although muse b is hesitant at first, and at the end of the third date, muse a tries to invite muse b into her apartment for the night, but he declines. she’s confused and initially embarrassed, until he tells her that she should come into his apartment, because he has something to show her. they walk in and there’s a teenage girl on the couch. muse a is extremely confused now, especially when muse b introduces the girl as the babysitter. it isn’t until a tiny little two-year-old comes toddling around the corner that she realizes that muse b is a single father.

[gecsplaining]

[drcwning]

culturallyrelevanturl:

HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THIS

[swiftsfoxes]

[fleimkepa]

[drcwning]

lexasraven:

bob morley + the 100 bts

[drcwning]

nymphct:

know what i want more of? blind date threads. you don’t get to pick my muse and i don’t get to pick yours. we don’t know who we’re using until one of us posts the starter. we have to reply no matter what. sometimes it works out and leads to other dates. sometimes it just ends in a hook-up. sometimes it ends and they never want to see each other again. it doesn’t matter how it ends, what matters is that it’s something real and not planned out like every other plot.

[transicnt-deactivated20151203]

She’s so good at concealing things, hiding, avoiding…And I know that she has got so much love in her heart. But the thought of letting it out, showing her cards, scares her to death.

(via sclivagant)

[drcwning]

diiabolism:

psa; im the kind of roleplayer that’s more than willing to start in the smack dab middle of a relationship and then talk about their connections and history later because it’s fun to throw my muse(s) into a random situation and watch their dumb ass work their way out of it.

[droitaucoeur]

[delevingns-deactivated20150730]

cara delevingne as margo roth spiegelman in paper towns (2015) official trailer

[disasterclogy]

[drcwning]

disasterclogy:

THEME 002: ❝ YOUR GRADUATION !! ❞  — DISASTERCLOGY

&&. LIVE PREVIEW // PASTEBIN

&&. FEATURES;

contained theme !! 400px posts !! grayscale ( without hover, sorry ) + hide captions + more muses, more rules and more navigation links options !! two 50px topbar pics !! two 40px sidebar pics + two customizable descriptions !! a muses scroll box thingy underneath the sidebar five tabs icon-navigation to the right ( home + askbox + a rules, navigation and mun code respectively inside those three tabs left. can be deleted if not desired ) !!

&&. READ THIS;

— please like and/or reblog if using !! — it is mainly for those in the indie rp community, but if you are not part of it no wORRIES you can still fucking use it yoo :-) — i did spend a whole lot doing this theme, so do not remove the credit OR move it around. basically, do not touch it,,, plus i DO consider editing ( if removing credit, otherwhise you can edit this theme as much as you’d like to ) and claiming as your own a form of stealing. — base code credit goes to neonbikethemes & imessage chat code credit goes to animalites. — if you have any questions or find any html errors or whatever, you might as well just ask me and i will be more than happy to help you.  

&&. HOW TO USE;

this theme is v v simple to use !! you can edit everything in the customize part so it’s not necessary to touch the code. however, if you’re not feeling the rules, nav, and mun code i used, you can easily erase it by searching for comment in the html after pressing cmmd + f ( or crtl + f if using windows ) and following the instructions you’ll find. ALSO if you don’t have any title it will look weird but as long as you add it it will look perfectly i promise. any more questions ?? my inbox is always open !! tons of luv.

[anyataylorjoys-deactivated20171]

[drcwning]

milestelller:

Hailee Steinfeld as 84/Megan Walsh in Barely Lethal

[drcwning]

hachiwrites:

forget the fake dating plots, give me the fake engagement plots because it’s a hundred times more angst i mean?

when muse a has been telling their parents they’ve been seeing somebody and finally say they’re engaged to get them off their back, and then surprise!! the whole family ships out to meet the lucky person and they gotta suddenly scramble for a fake fiance/fiancee

when the person they ask is their friend and muse b has been secretly hiding that they actually have feelings but say yes just to get close to muse a and hopefully get rid of the feelings but god knows that doesn’t work

the moving in together and having to get used to sleepy faces and sleeping in the same room and awkwardly brushing their teeth in the morning but it eventually becomes very familiar and natural

meeting the family!!! listening to embarrassing stories and cute naked baby pics while muse a sits around moping bc “mooomm why are you showing these i asked you to burn these”

having to practice being affectionate so it looks real

“what do you mean kiss? right now? in front of the whole family?”

“kiss me right now in front of the whole family”

what becomes normal hand holding and touching even when they’re not in public

mom/grandmother bringing their old wedding dress and insisting muse b trying it on and it’s huge on her but the mom/grandmother is crying and muse a comes in and the dress is literally falling off muse b and their family members are crying in the corner

the family throwing a bridal shower and the couple casually cheating to win the newlywed game

actual bridal dress shopping!!! when muse b tries on ‘the dress’ and everybody is like omg…and muse a is like “shit shit these are real feelings ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION”

when the family leaves and the two try and go back to normal but deny there are any real feelings :(

when muse a starts dating somebody else and their family is like “they’re okay but i liked muse b better”

A N G S T

[carswells]

[drcwning]

blondefelicity:

“Note to self: make sure to get all the fake blood off before hot yoga… Or you end up looking like Carrie and making the teacher scream.”