I wish I was Jared, 19

Pluto-21+-They/Them

[miametropolis]

9th doctor you have to stop. your doc martens too classic. your leather jacket too cunt. your buzzcut too perfect. your swag is too lesbian...9th doctor they'll kill you.

[zeroducks-2]

Once again I return to offer you a Dick Grayson in this Pride Month

(you can imagine whoever you want as the owner of that hand but let's be honest that is an old man kind of hand isn't it)

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[arschfrech]

[ryan-sometimes]

I know his tailor is stressed bro look at this man wearing a suit to fix a pothole

[gay-ya-know]

my favorite recent additions

[valtsv]

whats ur fav soundtrack from phm? :]

"a moment" holds the rare achievement of making me bawl my eyes out every single time i listen to it, but i'd be remiss if i didn't give an honourable mention to time go fishing, amaze amaze amaze (life on erid), and believe in the hail mary

[macabre-muses]

vader every time he came across 3po and r2 during the war probably

[miseria-fortes-viros]

dont tag bible stuff as mythology God isnt mythology

hi hello how are you. most if not all story-based religions are in fact considered mythology by definition including the abrahamic religions. god is in fact abrahamic mythos whether you think he’s real or not. im sorry if that upsets you but im assuming this is regarding the post i just reblogged and i have to say im surprised the part you’re upset about is me tagging biblicalia as mythology and not the entire discussion on who tops in jesus/judas ship discourse

[professional-rat-eater]

The biggest sign Daniel is not doing well is that there’s no skill to how he’s questioning Lestat. Daniel has always been abrasive, but he’s never just been an asshole and he’s not even really asking him anything. He’s just provoking him. He may as well be saying “and then what?” over and over.

There’s the stuttering question. When he asked Louis if it was raining, it was to remind him that his memory is imperfect and can’t be treated objectively. There are holes in his story. He’s doing it so much with Lestat but never gets anywhere. Shouldn’t he have realised before now that he’s not going to get the whole truth from him? Not ever?

He took Gabrielle’s suggestion of asking about the great conversion so quickly and there was a kind of resignation in the way he asked. He barely made an attempt to get anything from him before that. Lestat has probably worn him down over the last two months, but there was a method with Louis. He was attentive to detail. He caught every little discrepancy. There’s been none of that with Lestat. He’s not even trying at all. I don’t think he can try.

I fear he’s back to being that boy who fumbled over his tape recorder again except now he has all the baggage of fifty additional years of life AND he’s relapsed. He’s off his game more than he’s potentially ever been. No wonder he was so gleeful but getting something out of Lestat. There’s predatory journalism, but Daniel never pushed Louis like that. He pushed him until he was crying, but there was always a point to it. This was nothing. Daniel is unravelling in front of us.

[bob-artist]

I had THE most impeccable dream last night.

[colorflaresinmyeyes]

For a second I thought the father and sister were there because the person was killed by the climbing gear

[wifegideonnav]

the IDEAL length for alecto the ninth according to YOU (round with your heart)

200 pages or fewer

300 pages

400 pages

500 pages

600 pages

700 pages or more

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

[wifegideonnav]

for those in the last category

700 pages

800 pages

900 pages

1000 pages

i literally want atn to be longer than 1000 pages

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

[tarmairons]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) | S03E03

[gojinka]

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

[psychotic-gerard]

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

[psychotic-gerard]

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

[professional-rat-eater]

Daniel: RELAPSED

Louis: IN DENIAL

Lestat: SPIRALLING

Armand: IN OHIO

Claudia: GHOST

No one is having a good time right now.

[bedupolker]

I think the reason why panic at the disco didnt age as well is you listen to all these catchy songs as a middle schooler but then you go out into the world and try a shot of liquor or have sex or go dancing and see a drag queen somewhere and youre like oh okay cool and suddenly a 17 year old recently-ex mormon's approximations of those things just dont have the same kick. My chemical romance on the other hand? I've never met a vampire so idk. I think they got most things right though.

[sharkfiinn]

loser duo

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[idlesuperstar]

 - Very good. 

[txf-tarras]

This is the type of film that the phrase “glorious technicolor” was invented for - look at the richness of the colours!

[petermorwood]

To say nothing of a phrase that gets used in this house a bit too often…

[quousque]

ok so this is The Court Jester with Danny Kaye and it is the best fucking movie i swear. It’s a comedy musical robin hood parody thing about an incompetent moron and his extremely competent ass-kicking girlfriend taking down a tyrannical king and restoring the throne to the rightful heir

-the rightful heir is a baby and they can tell it’s the right baby because of a giant birthmark on his asscheek

-the main character’s only talent is singing and the rest of the pseudo robin-hood group just kinda tolerate him because he repeatedly fucks up

-he gets hypnotized into believing he is this amazing swashbuckling sword fighting hero along the lines of Wesley from the Princess Bride and ends up fighting the villain while snapping in and out of hypnosis

-the vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, the chalice with the palace has the brew that is true “what”

-he stumbles his way through the entire plot and never knows what the hell is going on

-Danny Kaye is the funniest motherfucker you’ve never heard of

-seriously go watch it you wan’t regret it

[oldshrewsburyian]

#yea verily yea ( @lessthansix)

[whatevercomestomymind]

And a fun tidbit from the filming was that Danny Kaye had never fenced before this film, so he was trained by Basil Rathbone’s stunt double who was also the fight coordinator. Kaye got so proficient so quickly, that Rathbone himself had to do most of the duel scenes between them as the fight coordinator eventually couldnt keep up with him on the more technical parts of the fight. If you watch closely, you can see that Rathbone stays on camera doing the fencing for a much larger percentage of time than he normally did by that point in his career, and Kaye does all but a couple of shots of his own fencing, because HIS double couldnt keep up and make it believable.