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Devin: Shit, I got buzzed in to help in the ER with something. Linking you to everything you need to get started. Share it with Jordan. I'll be back as soon as possible. Just keep calm. Your body is built to do this without all the extra help, so don't panic.
dr-pat-seaver:
Doing my best. It’s a relief having you help, even though it’s just horrible. Remind me to buy you a drink after this.
That’s just who he is. Been that way since high school.
Happily. Free alcohol is the ultimate prize. Hold on, my phone is going to buzz my leg off.
I’m sorry, what the fuck? I have to go. A patient of mine is going in labor at home. I have to talk them through it over the phone. Dr. Byrne to the fucking rescue again. I’ll see you ‘round, yeah?
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dr-pat-seaver:
I….yeah. You’re right. Helps the kids, lots of anxiety flying around.
Devin, then? Oh, my best friend’s Irish. I should give him a call but he’d hate it probably. I’ll do it anyway.
Mean’s you’re a good doctor. Respect.
Sounds like you two have a loving relationship.
dr-pat-seaver:
This arm’s all done, uh my other arm’s got some…got some on my back, some on my chest………the kids don’t draw on those. Just, uh, the arms.
My roommate used to get a ton of them and I’d always go with and inevitably get one done with him.
You can call me Pat. We’re going to be In This for a while.
I think that would bring on another set of issues if you were stripping for child patients. That’s definitely one way to bond.
Alright, Pat. I don’t really have a nickname. My family calls me Dev, but I hate it, so only they can say it. We’re Irish, so we don’t really listen to each other. Or respect boundaries.
dr-pat-seaver:
I think they know it’s….it’s something big. But then I let them color in my tattoos and then it’s fine. Oh, absolutely.
Can confirm, I’m one of 12. They don’t give a shit about your timeline. Patrick Seaver, friends call me Pat.
How much ink do you have?
Holy fuck. And I thought my three siblings were too much. Is that an invitation?
dr-pat-seaver:
I dunno what I’d do. Think I agree though, not to scare them too much.
Yep. I’m the on-call pediatrician right now. You’re in labor and delivery, right?
Do any of them even understand the implications of it? Kids have a hard enough time not coughing on everything within a three foot radius.
Yeah. Pandemics don’t stop labor pains. Infants wait for nothing. Devin Byrne. Hi.
dr-pat-seaver:
I’m trying to eat every now and again. There’s just…so much. I’ve seen so many kids today and I can’t tell if they have it or not without that test. They know what’s up, too.
Oh, that’s fucked up. I don’t know if I’d tell my kid they might have 2020′s plague. Just tell them they’re sick and leave it there.
You’re in pediatrics, I assume?
dr-pat-seaver:
Oh. Oh ew. I can handle fish in so many ways but that….no thank you.
I’m living off a coffee diet anyway. All the panic has induced quite a few mothers. ‘s fucking stupid.
dr-pat-seaver:
God. Finally. Dinner.
Don’t get your hopes up. Someone had the bright idea to fry cod.
morgan-scarborough:
Ok, because here comes another contraction.
Hey DOC? Can we cut this kid out yet?
Sure thing. Let’s get going.
morgan-scarborough:
Get me an epidural and maybe I’ll stress less.
Surgery……oh.
Okay, next steps: Epidural. There’s no point in you continuing to be in discomfort, especially if this is the direction we’re headed. I’m also going to order some medications to help stabilize everything. The nurse will explain them all to you and you and your husband can sign off on them.
Morgan, I think the main thing I want to stress is that you’re going to be okay. If you can keep your body as relaxed as you can manage, I can get you and your son through this fine. I just need you to trust that I know what I’m doing.
morgan-scarborough:
What does that mean?!
Your blood pressure is up, which could be for a few reasons. But I need you to try and relax your body as much as possible. I know that sounds hard, being in labor, but if you can drop it back down, then we’re in safer waters. If you stay here or go higher, then... We might need to prep for surgery considering he’s still breeched.
morgan-scarborough:
Fuck. And here I was hoping he wouldn’t be any more trouble than the one I’ve got at home.
FUCK that one hurt.
She’s moved up to 135? How long has she been sitting there and why wasn’t I informed?
morgan-scarborough:
I always hang in there.
But I this is my least favorite thing I’ve ever done. How close is close?
Well, being candid, he’s not wanting to move on his own. He started, got about halfway, and then he managed to position himself on his side. It’s not exactly uncommon, but if he doesn’t make his way back round in the next hour or two, we’ll need to become a bit more hands on with it.
It’s not ideal, Morgan, but like I said, it happens more often than you think. Kids have a mind of their own, even before they make it all the way out. The key here is to see if he’ll right himself and to monitor you.
morgan-scarborough:
This couldn’t have gotten easier the second time around?
If I had a dollar for every time I heard that.
We’re getting close. You hanging in there?
