Lemon Smash

Yee haw

[higgzorz]

the walking dad

[m86-deactivated20171116]

where’s he going

[higgzorz]

hardware store

[talesfromtreatment]

Milk drunk

[talesfromtreatment]

Different day, still drunk.

[talesfromtreatment]

To-day, too drunk

[talesfromtreatment]

I'm beginning to think he just simply doesn't have any dignity.

[talesfromtreatment]

Drunk with family.

[talesfromtreatment]

19 days drunk

Also drunk beans

[talesfromtreatment]

Druuuunk. And only 20 days old. For shame.

[talesfromtreatment]

21 days old. That's old enough to drink, right?

[talesfromtreatment]

Success! Dunk again!

[talesfromtreatment]

25 days old now.

[talesfromtreatment]

31 says old, drunk on a quarter cup of formula (60mls, an entire bottle).

[dogjpeg]

[cockslaved]

Stinky

[dogjpeg]

[love]

[pangur-and-grim]

quick question, w hat are you rodents doing to my cat? 

[fulgurite-and-petrichor]

Here, I fixed her. I don’t know why you think we’d believe that such a creature could exist without middle legs.

[pangur-and-grim]

quick question, w hat are you rodents doing to my cat

[blogging-icarus]

Okay, this is silly. She’s only supposed to have four legs.

[pangur-and-grim]

QUICK QUESTION,,

[jhzargo]

[repalakiedomer]

Muffled “Kanye West & Lil Pump - I love it” playing in the distance:

[halleywars]

[sturmguevara]

Totally not a cult

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

new copypasta

[vigilantsycamore]

Why would you specify that the kids will be blonde?

[ruffboi-mags]

Because that’s the Caucasian ideal probably

[shaaknaa]

If anyone needs a pick me up after that:

Mormons also leave. It’s hard, but doable. My Aunt, over 70 years old, stopped going to church because she discovered their lies. My section of our clan has been seperate for quite some time.

You probably have relatives who have already left, you just need to find them. You probably have gay cousins, you can find them too.

And if you want to leave formally…

Meet the Utah lawyer helping thousands of Mormons leave their church

Wave of resignations follows release of an ‘instructional letter’ on children of same-sex marriages released by the LDS Church. Ryan Schuess

You are not alone

[ruffboi-mags]

They leave and good the fuck on them for doing it. Ex-mormons are brave and resilient people.

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[cornchipz-revival]

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

[langblrwhy]

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[bettedavisgf]

my cat after i come home and immediately pick him up and swing him around calling him a fat little baby

[outofcontextanimash]

[austimpowers]

[cabybapa]

[mimikyufriend-moved]

[tboydivision-deactivated2022091]

men be like: oh no,, my ego, my poor ego! oh woman, could you spare a stroke? stroke my ego just once? oh, you refuse? that’s fine, i don’t mind. i diagnose you with whore

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal snaps

via @animalsnaps​

[ndcupid-deactivated20191114]

sensory

[aturinfortheworse]

this is my cursed jug i have that bleeds when you pour water in it. 

we’ve done this ten, twenty times now to no apparent change?

[medusamori]

haunted

[acquaintedwithrask]

I’m 100% certain this is glaze fuckery but the delivery of “it’s bleeding!  It’s possessed.” is absolutely the best thing

[ginkotree]

hey no offense but [just starts screaming]

[everythingfox]

“Wait for it .. our cats face when she watches our new rescue kitten”

(Source)

[synebluetoo]

I CANNOT BREATHE

[synebluetoo]

Cat be like SO YOU JUST BRING THIS DUMBASS INTO MY HOUSE