DREAD PIRATE #1

yeah

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: If Backrooms Were in China (cr除颚贴，秋多余不是秋刀鱼，波波奶茶)

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[certified-linguistics-moment]

[kafk-a]

link to pdf 

[graceebooks]

shane: i was thinking... we could start like, a hockey camp for kids? and use the money to give disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club? like... so they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? ilya: (crying) she would have loved you... like i love you

[sinoheritage]

Yunnan province in southern China with a population of 47 million is well-known across the country for its variety of rice-noodle dishes. 🍜🌾

Some examples are: 过桥米线, 小锅米线, 卤米线, 傣味米线, 撒撇米线, 凉拌火烧肉米线, 豆花米线, 卤鸡米线.

[mismedleym]

recollections

[mrporg]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Who wants to get way too high while trying to steal something from the falun gong compound in deer park new york

[ageae]

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[laboradorescence]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: When you walk the Jianghu, be fast (cr 兜里有糖)

[gumi-megpoidd]

"did you find it shrimple?" no it was really prawnplicated for me :(

[kaiyves-backup]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[redstonedust]

the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

[tricktster]

it’s so hot here that last night i discovered my trader joe’s chocolate wedges, one of which was meant to be my cheeky before bed treat, had fully liquified

in their normal form, they look like this

alas i thought to myself, setting the small round circular tin down on the far side of the bedside table. none of this for me this tonight, i thought, applying my nightly coat of working hands hand cream

in its normal form it looks like this

i woke up at 4 am and went to the bathroom. had to wash my hands obviously. had to moisturize them afterwards, in the dark, too.

needless to say, the first thing I appreciated when it was, at last, bright enough to see this morning was an

absolute

fucking

calamity.