[tinfoil-crown-deactivated201801]

Bill Watterson is an insightful dude…

[physicalvocalist]

Calvin’s dad is a radical anti capitalist.

[bigscaryd]

Knowing he’s a patent attorney brings something to this scene.

[archliches]

ppl who don't get cats will try to argue that cats don't love you meanwhile cats will cry and cry and cry and cry like the world is ending until you hold them like a baby and give them a kissy on their perfect lil forehead

[love]

via weheartit

[stay-ocean-minded]

dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?

me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss

me: *takes sip*

me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven't started

[cosmicwizdom]

[crooks-lovers]

[heyhello-there]

““But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?””

—

Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

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p>(via the-bitchextraordinaire)

[piecomic]

[piecomic]

TBT

[danger]

[beben-eleben]

Simple But Clever Animal Comics By Shanghai Tango

[intlwatters47-deactivated202512]

These are puns These are visual puns

[imjust-a-girl]

[book-caps]

Charles Bukowski

[definitelydope]

[perrfectly]

[caitmceniff-deactivated20190131]

[daisylongmile]

“I am in need of some kind of change. Dye my hair green. Move to Scotland. Delete all my family off Facebook. Learn German. Pierce my tongue. Tattoo my back with bad poetry or a pink lotus flower or a tiger baring his teeth. Become a ghost to my friends. Study flower arranging. Drive a minivan. Donate all my past to charity. Attempt different personalities until something sticks.”

— Schuyler Peck, THE POET IMAGINES CHANGE AND THEN DOES NOTHING. (via schuylerpeck)

[tinsnip]

Don’t assume malice. Assume ignorance. Life is easier, the world is kinder, and you can educate. Actual malice is pretty rare, I find.