A Rough Documentation Of My Bizarre Dreams

calling all u lil Freuds out there to help decipher this shit

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You were there and it was fine with me.

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My mom somehow had three babies and the youngest one was named Hannah which I told my mom wasn't okay because I have a cousin named Hannah. She reluctantly told me I could rename it so I went to this official baby naming machine (restaurant drive-thru style) and tried to think of one. I was having trouble so I typed in "BASKETBALLZ" as a joke and the machine accepted it and my tiny baby sister was named Basketballz.

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I was at a wedding which was robbed by some random girl named Brandon and I was trying to find her to get everyone's stuff back. When I thought I'd found her, it was really just one of her triplet sisters. She told me she and the other sister got in trouble this way a lot and pointed me in the direction of Brandon. They were all rly attractive but for some reason I was particularly intrigued by the evil one.

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Anybody know that episode of Parks and Rec where that weird cult thinks the giant lizard with a volcano mouth is gonna come to earth and the world will be over? I had a dream that that actually happened. Except he thought I was cool so we just chilled at my house.

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My friend gave me a small kitten to care for. It was really frightened and therefore hard to hold on to. As I was holding it I realized it was actually tiny human infant, the size of my hand, and it was super slippery. Eventually I dropped it and heard a terrible sound and looked down in despair only to realize it was just a coffee mug all along.

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Holly and Shayna had a 1 foot tall talking alpaca who needed to be taught to be shy because he was always all up in our faces about touching his penis

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I was at my mom's and some girl told me that we could go to Europe for like $50. I was excited about it so I told George and he didn't care at all and we got in a fight. I was changing clothes so I could go on a walk to feel better but Stephanie yelled at me for leaving her music box open so I got so mad I threw my phone and it completely shattered in front of my grandpa who got really mad because he bought it for me and he decided I couldn't have my car anymore.

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I was part of a group of people cleaning out old rooms belonging to random people which were usually pretty gross. In the room I was cleaning, I kept finding things like razors and sketchy stuff like that so everyone came in to help me and we ended up finding some supernatural items. One of the girls in my group was mad at our instructor so she used the items to put a sort of hex on her and made her and a few other people do a bunch of gross things. It was all happening in real time and at the end of the list she said “and then she will travel to outer space and….” and the instructor said “and?!?!?” and then just disappeared.

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I was mad at my boyfriend for ignoring me so I was putting on my shoes to leave and Lil B (yes, The Based God) came up to me and told me the key to every good relationship is a good sex life. He asked to see a picture of my boyfriend’s penis and asked how our sex was. As he was whispering to me, instead of his mouth being close to my ear, it was touching my mouth which made me uncomfortable.

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Stephanie and I walked home along a train track-like system from somewhere in clothes I would have worn to church when I was 10 and it passed through a public pool which I had realized had never had attendees until now. We stopped there to get our bearings and I collected beads and shells etc from the bottom of the shallow pool. Some kids were asking me what I had so I offered a little girl an orange glass bead and she responded with “I DON’T NEED YOUR MONEY.”

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mom became evangelical cult member and hated me for not wanting to become a part of the cult, tried to taser me in the head but as self defense I grabbed the taser and tasered her in the head instead

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grandma had a variety of odd pets including lizards, jellyfish, ferrets, and a few more I don’t remember and was keeping them all in the same enclosure

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little sister had 4 story tall bedroom decorated purely in SpongeBob items

visitors rang the doorbell at my mom’s house and I had to run back to my bedroom and pull handfuls of soft, raw meat globs off the surface of my skin in the mirror because I didn’t want to frighten the guests