lorelei @dreamempireslifecraft - Tumblr Blog

it is what it is. and I don't know what it is

that wave of sadness creeping up on you out of nowhere is always such a weird feeling. like you can practically feel it resting itself on your shoulders

lifeafterpsychiatry

Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

kurai-hono-blog

This is the sacred texts, this is the holy grail.

carnivalle-gf

impulse's team rn basically

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if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

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if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

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actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

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sis i’m right here….

yugirimistwalker

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

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while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

yugirimistwalker

sorry i only have a dollar

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:(

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hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

yugirimistwalker

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

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You can buy anything you want with $22500

optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

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apply juice to what

zvaigzdelasas

directly to the forehead

world-heritage-posts

world heritage post

molabuddy

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

sweatermuppet

right out the womb i knew i was destined to be a loser fail fag homo

dead-dyke

You wrote about murder?? Murder is illegal?? You wrote about this dude killing someone and you didn’t even say ‘murder is bad’ at the start of the book, wht wtf, wtf is wrong with you? I can’t believe you condone murder, I can’t believe you’re pro murber, oh my fucking God don'ttalk to me when ou literally kill people, freak. I’m calling the cops, what the fuck, I’m shaking and crying.