Now entering Pawnee, good luck with that.

31. Stop being mean to me, or I swear to god I'm gonna fall in love with you. My second page is- redlaceblackrope.

[fladurblegon]

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

[breninarthur]

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

[she-weeb]

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

[6irlpet]

i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life

[chaos-ducks]

Like why dont we protect the kids from getting shot in schools first

[quoteastic]

And life went on. It was not the same, but it went on.

[sabahinkoruu]

[fvgsxul]

[thee-kt]

There's actually an 8th deadly sin and it's not paying enough attention to me

[ottawacentaurshq]

I don't ever want that problem to go away.

[firstprinced]

Heated Rivalry | 1.06

[firstprinced]

they make me want to say "oh they're married" (probably a part 1)

[hrgifs]

ilya 'needy top' rozanov

[evanzbuck]

hollanov + jaw grabs & face slaps

↳ bonus:

[evanzbuck]

Ilya felt like his smile was going to split his face. He was overwhelmingly happy. Shane was beaming up at him, eyes bright and freckles crinkled, and Ilya loved him. And Shane loved him. Holy fucking shit. Shane Hollander is in love with me.

[ruhaniya]

oh to be loved without having fear of being replaced or to be chosen without being compared

[nonefrancesca]

To be held without doubt,

to be wanted without hesitation…

[homunculus-argument]

I know that I'll certainly never be someone they'd build a memorial for, but if I could get one, I'd like to get one of those park bench statues that are sitting on the bench. Specifically of me sitting casually looking towards the other seat at an angle, looking intrigued with a "surprised but not disappointed" kind of a look on my face. Kind of a "huh, won't you look at that."

I want that specifically so people can make it a meme to post pictures of themselves showing me stuff. Like memes off their phone.

Or maybe things that they are proud of but don't have anyone else to show them to. Like your school graduation papers, this cool knitting project you finally finished, your baby who's never going to see their grandparents.

And I also want a clause that they will absolutely fucking never put those anti-homeless things of any kind on my damn bench. So if there's ever someone who's got nobody else to keep them company, they can at least spend the night with me.

[formativeage]

yeah okay we can make out but first admit i’m the funniest person you know