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Not today Justin
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap
Xuebing Du
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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blake kathryn
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Product Placement

Love Begins
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Kaledo Art
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@dreameroftheworld
Your stereotypically masculine side
You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It’s hilarious when people get hurt. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own a car racing game. You played with hot wheels cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter. You owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega. You used to be obsessed with power rangers. You have watched sports on tv. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You used to collect hockey or baseball cards. Baggy sweats are cool to wear. It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. You talk with food in your mouth. You sleep with your socks on at night. You have fished at least once.
Your stereotypically feminine side
You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the colour pink. You go to your mom to talk. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like going to the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. You cried watching The Notebook. Dresses are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don’t like the movie Star Wars. You are/were in gymnastics. It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing high heel shoes. You used to play with dolls as little kid. You like putting make-up on others. You like being the star of everything.
Appearance
I am shorter than 5’5”. I have many scars. I tan easily. I wish my hair was a different colour. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour. I have a tattoo. I am self-conscious about my appearance. I’ve had/have braces. I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. I have more than two piercings. I have/had piercings in places besides my ears.
Experiences
I’ve gotten lost in my city. I’ve seen a shooting star. I’ve wished on a shooting star. I’ve seen a meteor shower. I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator. I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts. I’ve been to a casino. I’ve been skydiving. I’ve gone skinny-dipping. I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. I’ve crashed a car. I’ve been skiing. I’ve been in a musical. I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue. I’ve seen the northern lights. I’ve sat on a rooftop at night. I’ve played a prank on someone. I’ve ridden in a taxi. I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I’ve eaten sushi. I’ve been snowboarding.
Honesty/Crime
I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t. I’ve snuck out. I’ve lied to my parents about where I am. I’ve cheated while playing a game. I’ve ran a red light. I’ve witnessed a crime. I’ve been in a fist fight. I’ve been arrested.
Death and suicide
I’m afraid of dying. I hate funerals. I’ve seen someone/something dying. Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide. I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
Random
I can sing well. Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. I open up to others easily. I watch the news. I don’t kill bugs. I sing in the shower. I am a morning person. I paid for a cell phone ring tone. I am a sports fanatic. I twirl my hair. I care about grammar. I have “?”’s in my screen name. I’ve copied more than 30 CDs in a day. I bake well. My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange. I would wear pajamas to school. I like Martha Stewart. I know how to shoot a gun. I laugh at my own jokes. I eat fast food weekly. I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. I can’t sleep if there is a spider/cockroach in the room. I am ticklish. I love white chocolate. I bite my nails. I’m good at remembering faces. I’m good at remembering dates. I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
godfucking dammit. this is a dead acc/profile people. my reblog settings got messed up i’m soz. if you recently started following this account for funny posts n shit go follow totoropudding
totoropudding
Typical behavior of the Ursus Eques in the wild.
BEAR IN MIND
The Devil Wears Prada sequel looks great
Okay so we have this rusty old thing in our one flower bed that would make an awful noise when you turned it and Buck Buck absolutely hated the sound of it, freaking out every time, wanting to somehow fight it??? Anyway, I haven’t turned the Sphere of Rage for several years now and figured I’d see if it can still work its great and terrible magic.
“… Haha, you hate it.”
Cooking with Asian mothers
Me: How much time do I give it? When will I know it's ready?
Mother: Focus on the bubbles, when the bubbles bubble a certain way you will know it's ready
Me:
Mother:
Me:
Mother:
Me: I can't tell whether the bubbles are bubbling differently than before
Mother: Get out of my kitchen.
Yesterday a 17 year female, who attends Lancaster High School in California, was beaten by a football player, on school grounds, for being gay. After receiving over a dozen blows to her jaw, head, eye and head, all he received was a 5 day suspension by the Lancaster School District. She suffered from a fractured jaw and multiple concussions to the head and the Deputy Sheriff advised her mother to re-think her wanting to file charges against the football player because her daughter pushed him back. The school ended up documenting "assault" charges on the victims school file, NOT the football players!!! To make things worse, the Deputy Sheriff warned the victim, by saying, "Just so you know, if you file charges against him, I'm taking his side." We're attempting to raise awareness and bring this story to light because Lancaster High School is trying to sweep this "Hate Crime" under the rug!
Reblog if you care and please forward to everyone you know. P.S. CBS, KCAL 9 news are running the story tomorrow at 10pm.
Is it even possible to not love watercolor tattoos?
wheres the vine of the news reporter asking a dog a question and then putting the mic to his snout and then the dog makes sniffing noises
thank you
WTF WAS THAT NOISE.
UNMUTE IT
I CANT BREATH
Take care of them, Steven.
First of all, how effing dare you
and second of all, how effing dare you
and third of all, how effing dare you
Goodbye
If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.
This is my new favorite post
we all know why we’re reblogging rocks
peridot is $2
Do you ever come across someone you just wanna be seen in public with?
I have an unholy love for the smirk when she says “yes”.
I never NOT listen to this when it crosses my dash. She is TOO cute!
Honestly I want to marry her in the first one, she’s so cute and that smirk is killer
“i want an anime with non binary characters!!”
“i want an anime with a visibly disabled character!!!”
“no, a visibly disabled POC!!! and make them a woman!! and dealing with extreme poverty and homelessness!”
“well, what about a POC with severe mental and emotional trauma? and a narrative about the horrors of war and imperialism, and race supremacy!!”
“give me a woman who is as strong as the men in the power structure of her society!!! but don’t sexualize her!!!”
“give me an anime with a cast that’s diverse in terms of gender representation!!!!”
“show me the most successful anime of the past 30 years…that’s been written by a WOMAN!!!!”
“give me an anime with a cast of different races and religions!!! and show me a narrative that includes the way imperialistic white-dominated power structures oppress and devastate minority groups based on racism and destructive actions of war!!”
“give me an anime with character development and intense personal narratives!!”
“strong female characters and a narrative without sexism!!!”
“the best anime of the past twenty years!!!!! if not one of the top animes of all time!!!!!!”
“what should i watch next?????”
“Don’t you mean”
Important distinction is important.