lil slime bitch

#STOP IT #STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT #/lh

babygirl my minecraft smp has trigger warnings for atrocities dictionaries dont even have words for yet

anxious-little-faicye

dsmp but I call you out based on your favorite character

c!tommy - hey there (c)ptsd gang, how's that childhood trauma, undiagnosed adhd and fear of abandonment going?

c!ranboo - ah yes, hello lgbt neurodivergent community, how many assignments are you missing exactly?

c!tubbo - please,,,, for the love of god open up about your feelings,,,,, just Once,,,,,,,, i promise you wont die- Oh, and you probably have commitment issues

c!wilbur - let me guess, you were the Gifted Kid TM but now mental health has taken a toll on you and you no longer can meet everyone's expectations, you have a severe fear of failure and the mere thought of disappointing somebody terrifies you. Also you are probably in the autistic spectrum or have adhd

c!philza - daddy issues much?

c!technoblade - how's it going adhd gang, i promise people won't abandon you anymore, you can let your guard down. When was the last time you ate? drank any water? yeah, that's what i thought, go do it now

c!fundy - daddy issues 2: electric bongaloo. Also you are probably trans or questioning, good for you

c!quackity - you are the living embodiment of Shitposts, go on funky chaotic bastard, don't worry I don't have a functional sleep schedule either

c!dream - you were either abandoned by all of your friends or you think the villain is Hot, there's no in-between

c!sam - i am Begging you to go to therapy, having that amount of guilt cant be healthy. Also please tone it down, i know you have a ton of work left to do but you havent seen the sun in a week-

c!puffy - mommy issues. you are the gay mom friend of your group because you know what is like to not have anyone, right?

c!badboyhalo - you are either a sweetheart, a malewife or a milf. Sorry i don't make the rules.

c!foolish - himbo you poor sweet thing, you don't have a thought behind those eyes do you? Hate conflict?

c!eret - you are lgbtq+ with a massive amount of stress and guilt for past mistakes

c!niki - you are a girlboss, but please go to therapy, and- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T SLEPT IN DAYS GO GET SOME REST-

tikkunolamorgtfo

You ASCENT Miette? You scale her like the castle wall???

@dreamerr-art

cabybapa

i know a place! *brings you into my arms and hugs you*

tposeatthedisco-deactivated2025

@dreamerr-art

#!!!#<3!

pr1nceshawn

Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek.

castorochiaro

This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something, just ask yourself: what’s the best thing that can happen? What’s the worst thing? What will most likely happen?

It does wonders for your nerves, really does.

paperparachute

My counsellor walks me through this all the time and it works??

The greatest Wilbur image ever

nobodylikesasecret-deactivated2

I will reblog this every pride month

5-jorjas-in-the-fence

Happy pride month to those who are scared

Happy pride month to those who are proud

Happy pride month to those who are out

Happy pride month to those who are closeted

Happy pride month if you’re trying to figure yourself out

Happy pride month if you’ve known for years

Happy pride month to those who it’s their first

Happy pride month to those who have celebrated for years

Happy pride month to those who are afraid to celebrate

Happy pride month to those who will scream it from the rooftops

Happy pride month to you.

8 minutes motherfuckers

7

6

5

4

3

2

1 minute

goodbye Maypocalypse ✌

Happy Pride Month

dreamerr-art

20 MINUTES LATE BUT

YEAAAAHHH BABEYYYY

tygermama

if a hand kiss isn’t done with either reverent trembling and closed eyes or with a certain slow sensuality and direct ‘fuck me’ eye contact, you are wasting my time and everyone else’s

findingfeather

While I am a fan of both of these kinds, I feel like limiting all available variety of hand kisses to only these two is missing quite a lot.

For instance:

- “I was just holding your hand to convey sincerity and you said something I don’t have an immediate answer to, so I’m going to kiss your hand instead.”

- “you’re only semi-lucid and are sort of reaching for my face and for various reasons I shouldn’t kiss YOUR face, but your hand is right here and I still need to convey affection”

- “your hand is the only part of you with only minor injuries and the doctor [healer, whatever] is right there and will get mad at me if I move you”

- “you were going to play-hit me but I’m actually much faster in the reflexes than you and also my catching your hand and kissing it is part of our game”

- “you just touched my face so your palm is right there”

- “I’m extremely happy about something and this felt like the best spontaneous action, what am I, an expert on motivations?”

- “this is YOUR hand, so it is particularly delightful to me”

- “we were cuddling and holding hands and I felt like it”

- “I was just struck by the overwhelming delight I feel at your existence and your hand was the most conveniently positioned thing to kiss in response to this thought process”

… .to name but a few.

dreamerr-art

@sw1tchb04rd @xx-waffles-and-pancakes-xx

bowenoke

one of em teleports you and the other transes your gender

technoblade speedrunning adopting ranboo (high school edition): the fanfic

also on ao3!

hey remember this post? well i got so attatched and impatient that i wrote over 1k words for a pilot type chapter for it <3

chapter one: officer in my defense i punched that guy because he deserves it

-

Techno Blade-Minecraft would call himself smart. He got good grades without trying, learned second, then third languages with ease, read textbooks for fun, etcetera etcetera. Wisdom without experience was a rare thing to possess, especially in a high school senior but techno had it tight in his grasp, easily making him a ‘Model Student’. He understood he got unneeded attention from that, which sucked, but it was an easy trade-off to be the automatic teacher’s favourite.

But Techno was a man of wisdom, not a man of sense. So naturally, he remembered a fact about baby birds he learnt when he was six years old:

‘Classical “imprinting”, as seen with for example, ducks or geese, means that the animal’s instinctive programming says “the first big animal you see after hatching is your mom, follow them and look to her for food, warmth, love and learning’

Actually, Techno decided he was the man of Most Sense because at that very moment, the tallest, yet somehow weakest looking freshmen he’d ever seen was being cornered by a group of hefty looking seniors.

And the baby bird, with its innocent, scared eyes was looking right at him.

CHAPTER TWO IS HERE!! twice as long, thrice and proof read and a whole lot more anticipated Holy Shit: read it here !

CHAPTER THREE IS HERE FUCKIN FINALLY

read it here!

#!!!!!!#this is the first fic ive read through in a While and i just!!!!#transmasc wilbur and ranboo??????#aroace techno?????#AA??#this fic my beloved <3

CHAPTER FOUR.

read it here!

victoreli

hey loser(affectionate, low key homoerotic subtext)

#i have this dynamic with every single person i meet babe /hj

@dreamerr-art

visual representation of what my brain does when i notice that the booloved is around

#⛏#⟟ ⌰⍜⎐⟒ ⊬⍜⎍

lunaflower

Dream smp citizens memes (part 2)

Okay so everyone really seemed to like the first one and I have a lot of fun making these so here! Part 2 :) If you’d like, you can find part 1 in my “dsmp citizens memes” tag. For those of you who don’t know, these are basically a bunch of memes pretending they were made by random background habitants of dream smp. Someone refered to them in the tags of the first one as “world building memes”, which I thought was really cool.

#pls these are so fucking funny

uwuinator

"my child is fine!" your child finds mask relateable

catcrumb