Dream Lover

Hi there! I'm Dianna, I’m back on my bullshit babes!! 💋

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

purposefully puts my friend group into a horror movie situation so we're traumabonded together for life :-)

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

realised moments after posting that this was likely the thought process of fred jones from scooby doo

[despazito]

how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving

[great-and-small]

People who hate snakes are so weird because they’ll insist that snakes are ruthlessly aggressive animals just waiting for the chance to bite a human but if you actually go outside and look at a snake they’re literally just like:

[dreamingtheater]

@otagen

[turnaboutstevie]

what's your blorbo show? the show that has so few characters who AREN'T your blorbos that the characters who aren't don't even count. The show where you're spending most of your watching time going "there they are! the specialest person in the world!"? I'll start, mines Merlin

[dragongirltitties]

blasts you with my transgender beam

[dragongirltitties]

the beam doesnt make you transgender, it IS transgender

[dragongirltitties]

the actual effect is 8d6 necrotic damage

[yekkes]

[yekkes]

I don't think people unfamiliar w/ UK and Irish politics are necessarily getting the full context and are agreeing to a hypothetical celebration of the downfall of the UK.

Which is fine, but let me explain because it's actually very important that we as leftists know this. Northern Ireland has been under British colonial occupation for 101 years and as such, is part of the UK. Mary Lou McDonald, of the Sinn Féin party, is an Irish Republican, ie socialist, and wants to unite Northern Ireland and Ireland. This would be an incredible and historic achievement of the Irish gaining total freedom and independence from British colonizers.

Piers Morgan, as is obvious, is a right-winger with reactionary politics who is crying on Twitter about the idea of a united Ireland because he believes it would "collapse" the UK. Which is all good and well as far as I'm concerned. But also as leftists we should absolutely cheer on McDonald's victory and the campaign for a united Ireland as we should for any country under colonial occupation to gain its independence.

[thylekshran]

[rcktpwr]

thinking about the plur lifestyle

[rcktpwr]

thinking about the plur lifestyle boys

[c3po]

whats plur

[rcktpwr]

PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT: THE RAVER’S CODE

[c3po]

*thinks about the plur lifestyle*

[desertbroadd]

I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone

[sailor-moon-rei]

by  ハルキゲニア

art republished with artist’s permission

[todaysbird]

the velvet-fronted nuthatch is a small bird found in southern asia. like other nuthatches, they forage for insects hidden in tree bark by hopping and scurrying up and down the tree. they create nests in tree cavities, often already formed by species such as woodpeckers and barbets. the male of the species can be distinguished by the black stripe above and behind the eye.

[sailor-moon-rei]

by paulafranco_illustration

art republished with artist’s permission

[erraticcat]

today is the one day of the year where hostile cyberbullying is not only allowed but encouraged. tear those rich motherfuckers apart. disintegrate them. you are the popular girl in the school cafeteria and they are all 16 year olds with a bad haircut and havent grown out of wearing aeropostale logo tshirts. sink your teeth in and feel better about yourself.

[unlovablehand]

it's Their night...

[omegaverse]

the safari zone is closed forever because an oddish threw up

[ohevoyev]

country boys wear the tightest pair of blue jeans you’ve ever seen and unbutton their flannel to the nipple like.. who at this rodeo needs to know you’re a slut. the clown?

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

when it floods lesbians link together to form rafts and float to safety

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

when attacked lesbians release pheromones that signal to other lesbians and alert them of the presence of danger

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

a single lesbian can lift 20 times their own body weight

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

lesbians occur naturally on almost all corners of the globe

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

lesbians are able to navigate using the earth’s magnetic field

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

lesbians predate the ice age

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

[theygender]

Nail polish 2 hours after you apply it to your nails intentionally: oh no, a gust of air has lightly accosted me! I have been torn asunder and stricken from my resting place, I must leave this place at once!

Nail polish the millisecond you spill it on something accidentally: the essence of my being has been permanently bonded to this substance since the day I was born—atom to atom, body and soul. you could no sooner remove me from this wooden table than you could remove the ocean from its water