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[catchymemes]

[bideogaymes]

[homewithyoubyfkatwigs]

[robbeerotten-deactivated2016120]

[thebuddhistmind]

If you really want peace of mind and success in your endeavours, discard self-importance and your ego.

Epictetus

[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[smellectric]

[seras-sanctum-deactivated202005]

Oh there’s a mood

[starvationxa]

some of u bitches r trying your hardest to stay positive and hopeful despite all the bullshit you’ve been going thru and it really shows and i’m proud of u

[jedthewolfdog]

so we moved into a new house over the weekend and while i think i’m going to like it a lot once we get everything put away and settled, we have the Most Cursed bathroom

first of all there’s a step leading into it but the door closes before it so you open it and surprise step. very easy to trip

it’s fucking carpeted. like. around the sink is not carpeted but the carpeting goes right up to and behind the toilet. what do you do if the toilet floods

there’s ... this. baby changing station i guess? weird counter

big window with no way of putting curtains on it

four places to hang towels even though there’s no shower in this bathroom

there’s also a hallway leading to this bathroom but it’s the only thing that the hallway leads to

in conclusion:

why

[jedthewolfdog]

why wants to see MURDER SHED

doesn’t seem too bad from the outside right? cute little yellow shed

SURPRISE

MURDER MURDER MURDER SHED

of course, lit by a single naked bulb

if i ever stop posting here it’s because the thing that always tries to open the door from the inside of the murder shed finally escaped and killed me

[jedthewolfdog]

this got a note and it reminded me so here’s a fun update on the house so far: 

murder shed 

the doors to the murder shed would be open every morning when i got up, no matter how early i got up, without fail. the doors are both latched and bolted. they would always open in the middle of the night. one day this just STOPPED happening and i have not been in there since. it hasn’t opened in like two weeks. we’ve had severe storms and sudden fluctuations in temperature. they have remained closed

cursed bathroom 

the door has slats in it. like you can hear through the door and look through it if youre looking at the right angle 

the toilet is not stable. like it leans if you move and jiggles. im worried one day its just going to tip over and spill all over the carpet 

the faucet handle is broken. you can turn it on fine but it just comes off if you try to turn the water off. you have to jam it back on, hold the handle into the base, and force it down 

the toilet has the slowest flush i’ve ever witnessed. every single time i think its either not going to flush or its going to back up. like flushing this toilet is a prolonged experience 

misc 

there are multiple entrances to every room but only one lightswitch in each and its never by the door it should be. my roommate’s light switch is like in the middle of the wall 

i think my ceiling fan is a ghost fan? (rotom??) like no matter what speed you have it on, even if its moving very quickly, it produces no change in air current whatsoever. you can hear the blades whooshing but absolutely cannot feel any sort of breeze no matter where you’re standing in the room 

the basement has a bathroom, with a completely non-enclosed shower (its just a showerhead on the wall in the corner) and theres no drain its just a six inch hole in the floor. like going into dirt. there’s a garden hose going down into the hole and i dont know what its for

there is a large dark stain in the middle of the carpet in one room (small person sized)

when we came to tour the house the only things in it were a broken dollhouse and several stacks of childrens books written in hebrew (there are only 5,000 jews in all of iowa (0.2% of the population) and i am one of those people) 

i will add on as i discover more cursed things about my house 

[jedthewolfdog]

so i finally worked up the chutzpah to go down and take pictures of the basement bathroom (thank you @iseedeadsneeeple for going down with me even though i walked in all the spider webs first)

i revoke the original post that said that was the most cursed bathroom. it is truly the basement bathroom that holds that title. Cursed indeed

starting you off with the easy pic because you need time to mentally prepare yourself

rest here, traveler. the journey ahead is treacherous

okay, i warned you

here’s the shower. just like. on the wall. no sort of enclosed space whatsoever

don’t worry about drainage you got this sick ass hole in the floor with the basement hose. you know, the basement hose, found in every standard basement?

the toilet, conveniently situated right next to the fuse box so you won’t be scared if the power goes out when you’re pooping!

but ALAS. what’s this?

oh yeah, it’s just that dark space under the stairs that’s right behind the toilet half wall. but don’t worry - if you’re concerned about someone watching you while you’re on the toilet, there’s some blinds you can pull down!

anyway can someone tell me WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HOUSE

[weaselle]

WTactualF

[marloviandevil]

OP, how the hell did you ever come to move to that place? Seriously. How do you even sleep at night?

[gallusrostromegalus]

@thebibliosphere @katy-l-wood

We may have a contender for Worst House

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[memehumor]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.

[avecesfui-deactivated20200518]

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

i just watched a documentary on van gogh and how come nobody ever told me about this absolute banger of a painting

[realquietweek-deactivated202101]

Cause it’s Blackface

[carnival-phantasm]

[that-twink-over-there]

[cantinasband]

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.

[minuty]

“You are still young, free.. Do yourself a favor. Before it’s too late, without thinking too much about it first, pack a pillow and a blanket and see as much of the world as you can. You will not regret it. One day it will be too late.”

— Jhumpa Lahiri, The Namesake (via minuty)

[everythingfox]

The ability to pin a post would be very cool

[midnashibe-deactivated20190609]

why is that last letter in orange

[everythingfox]

Halloween

[goodreadss]

“I love you. I am who I am because of you. You are every reason, every hope, and every dream I’ve ever had, and no matter what happens to us in the future, everyday we are together is the greatest day of my life. I will always be yours.”

— Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook (via goodreadss)

[eldriitchmurmurs]

the best thing about hozier is that his music is impossible to accidentally go too hard to. there’s no physical way that you can deliver “i’ll worship like a dog a the shrine of your lies, i’ll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife, offer me that deathless death, good god let me give you my life” and have it come out too intense. you can scream that shit and have a friend whispering it and it’s the same fuckin hat. holy god.

[minuty]