roommate of ernie

I’m 21 & doing my best

[beaniebabyaday]

todays beanie is: the end!

[someonelikehugh]

The Sound of Music - So Long, Farewell

[thissitewasamistake-deactivated]

[softwaring]

A wave crashes into a lighthouse in Porto, Portugal. The photographer was dragged by the wave and had to receive care for hypothermia, but is fine now. x

[slutqueensupreme]

Bitch almost died for that instagram

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pancakeke]

bath tubs that can’t submerge an entire adult body should be illegal

[foreshvdowing]

Okay I know what you meant but you sound like a murderer

[quantumfeat72]

[como-chin-gas]

[meangirlnurse]

not naming any names but SOMEone deliberately pissed on me at work today

[meangirlnurse]

i’m miffed in part because i really like him and he came up to me say hi and i thought we were going to have a friendly interaction but then all of a sudden he was just. pissing on me

[meangirlnurse]

it has come to my attention that i should probably mention that i work with animals

[theloudlyhappy]

thank god

[meangirlnurse]

i read this comment right before getting in my car to drive somewhere, thoroughly misunderstood what you were saying, and spent my entire drive trying to figure out what i did to make you so mad that you were thanking. God for me getting pissed on

[zooophagous]

Video killed the radio star. Internet kills television. Internet creates the podcast. The internet killed video and brought the radio star back to life.

[alicenginger]

The radio star eats man, women inherit the earth

[peoplecallmecarfanatic]

I just love how in English you say “great minds think alike”, which is a completely positive thing since you’re kinda praising yourself, but in German you go like “zwei Dumme, ein Gedanke” = “two fools, one thought” 

German is beautiful, isn’t it

[reinermariarilke]

Kind of reminds me when my french teacher explained us the french idiom “L’espoir fait vivre” (Hope makes us live) and he asked me how Germans say it and I was like “Hope dies last” and his legit answer was:

“See, that’s why no one likes you!”

[trainthief]

me, circa early 1800s, paying a stable boy a few coppers to ride overnight to deliver you an urgent letter with a thick wax seal that after you struggle to break it just says “bitch!” in tiny little writing 

[peristeronicsuperhero-deactivat]

no no no, you don’t understand the true level of spiteful here. The sender of a letter didn’t pay for the post in 1800. The receiver did. You just made your enemy pay for the privilege of being insulted.

[ladyshinga]

I’m starting to see why messengers were gettin’ shot

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[skarchomp]

my philosophy is “nothing an individual can do could possibly be worse for the environment than major corporations dumping tons of pollutants into the atmosphere every day but also don’t just toss shit on the ground you idiot have some manners” 

[history-of-fashion]

1742 William Hogarth - Miss Mary Edwards

[lurkinghistoric]

Miss Mary Edwards was an heiress who found herself trapped in a terrible marriage to a husband who was gambling away her fortune. In 18th-century Britain, divorce was very hard to obtain, while the law gave husbands control of their wives’ property. 

So she denied that they’d ever been married. She went back to the clergyman who married them, got the registry entry destroyed, and added an entry for the birth of her son, listing herself, his mother, as a spinster. This was scandalous: it made her a fallen woman, the socially-unacceptable mother of an illegitimate baby - but it put her back in control of her fortune, allowing her to get away from her husband and live independently with her child. 

And then she had herself painted by Hogarth, in a red dress with lace and diamonds.

[maureenlycaon]

There is something so “fuck you, world!” about that smile.

[enemyofperfect]

This is a woman who is 500% happier with her dog than she ever was her wastrel ex-husband.

[twutch]

i literally CAN’T stop thinking about this comment on berlioz’s symphonie fantastique,,,,,, i NEED to know this person’s mind

[mapsontheweb]

Tracking of an Eagle over a 20 year period.

Tracker was set up in Russia. The eagle died in Saudi Arabia.