ruth✌🏻

idk man i’m just vibin. tryna vibe. straight vibin. don’t know how to do nothing but vibe. header credit - soazzar

[horseysurprise-blog]

Are you actually that stupid?

not to my knowledge

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[notwiselybuttoowell]

Quiet joys w/ Marge

[samuelroukin]

one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

[samuelroukin]

why won't you let your words frot.

[detectivehole]

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

[swarnpert]

*right clicks on you*

[swarnpert]

*views your properties*

[gummiehell]

[jame7t]

Dude my coworker left a scrumptious cookie unattended

[jame7t]

Uh, your honor? I scrumped it

[riverlarking]

whenever i reblog a serious feminist post in the middle of silly things

[feldfrog]

Imagine being one of the parents for the kids in the Magic School Bus class. Getting those field trip permission slips home every single night.

Like what, another one? Doesn’t she teach? This just says Inside a Dog

[telltaletypist]

weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

[rnismatch]

Real cool dude in fact let me call up my buddy olaf from frozen to ask if he gives a fuck

[transmutationisms]

printers groupchat

printer 1: lets crumple up paper and jam on it and make a ton of noise

printer 2: yay

printer 3: yay

printer 4: yay

[aberrantemotion]

yall are coming up with new, more creative ways to express frustration

[headspace-hotel]

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

[orteil42]

what could possibly be in there

[orteil42]

[hotrale]

Frequent visitor

[quendergeer]

there he goes

[mynorthernattitude]

rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[bish0ps]

The pickler: wanna know how i got these jars