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Charlie Rosen was asked to arrange and orchestrate the never-before-heard âFlag Song,â cut from Assassins, for the Dramatist Guild Fund gala earlier this year. In his words:
After some positive feed back from the man himself, I decided to commemorate this moment in theater history by recording the song for the archives, and in my never ending desire to go big or go home, I expanded the arrangement for full symphony orchestra so that it may get the dramatic weight I feel the importance of this message deserves with RaĂșl E. Esparza at the helm giving it life, and a fab orchestra of some amazing musicians and friends.
To me the lyrical arc of this song, in which we get a glimpse into the thought process of someone who has become disillusioned with the entire notion of government and politics, is particularly important in this climate. These lyrics have stuck with me because at the end of the journey, our character has realized that he feels empowered by being apart of an organization of human beings in which the sum is greater than the parts, and that is a feat of humanity in it of itself. No matter what is going on, we as an organized society do have a voice, and can change ourselves, which we must remember as that flag goes by.
FULL ORCHESTRA CREDITS:
Violin - Kevin Kuh Ellie Goodman Ally Jenkins Audrey Hayes, Joel Waggoner, Kiku Enomoto, Billy Joe Kiessling, Pearl Rhein
Viola - Laura Sacks, Brian L Thompson, Gizem Yucel, Ellie Goodman, Billy Joe Kiessling
Cello - Susan Davita Mandel, Kristine Kruta, Ansel Cohen, Aya Terki
Dbl Bass/Arranger/Conductor - Charlie Rosen
Trumpets - John Lake and Bryan Davis Horns - Elizabeth Fleming Martignetti Trombones/Bass bone - Nick Grinder
Flutes - Mira Magrill Clarinets - Josh Plotner Oboes - Steve Lyon Bassoons - John DiSanto
Piano - Isaac Harlan Percussion - Josh Bailey
Engineered/Mixed by John Kilgore
Women have more power and agency in Shakespeareâs comedies than in his tragedies, and usually there are more of them with more speaking time, so Iâm pretty sure what Shakespeareâs saying is âmen ruin everythingâ because everyone fucking dies when men are in charge but when women are in charge you get married and live happily ever after
I think youâre reading too far into things, kiddo. Take a break from your womenâs studies major and get some fresh air.
Right. Well, Iâm a historian, so allow me to elaborate.
One of the most important aspects of the Puritan/Protestant revolution (in the 1590âs in particular) was the foregrounding of marriage as the most appropriate way of life. It often comes as a surprise when people learn this, but Puritans took an absolutely positive view of sexuality within the context of marriage. Clergy were encouraged to lead by example and marry and have children, as opposed to Catholic clergy who prized virginity above all else. Through his comedies, Shakespeare was promoting this new way of life which had never been promoted before. The dogma, thanks to the church, had always been âdurr hburr women are evil sex is bad celibacy is your ticket to salvation.â All that changed in Shakespeareâs time, and thanks to him we get a view of the world where marriage, women, and sexuality are in fact the key to salvation.Â
The difference between the structure of a comedy and a tragedy is that the former is cyclical, and the latter a downward curve. Comedies werenât stupid fun about the lighter side of life. The definition of a comedy was not a funny play. They were plays that began in turmoil and ended in reconciliation and renewal. They showed the audience the path to salvation, with the comic ending of a happy marriage leaving the promise of societal regeneration intact. Meanwhile, in the tragedies, there is no such promise of regeneration or salvation. The characters destroy themselves. The world in which they live is not sustainable. It leads to a dead end, with no promise of new life.
And so, in comedies, the women are the movers and shakers. They get things done. They move the machinery of the plot along. In tragedies, though women have an important part to play, they are often morally bankrupt as compared to the women of comedies, or if they are morally sound, they are disenfranchised and ignored, and refused the chance to contribute to the society in which they live. Letâs look at some examples.
In Romeo and Juliet, the play ends in tragedy because no-one listens to Juliet. Her father and Paris both insist they know whatâs right for her, and they refuse to listen to her pleas for clemency. Juliet begs them â screams, cries, manipulates, tells them outright I cannot marry, just wait a week before you make me marry Paris, just a week, please and they ignore her, and force her into increasingly desperate straits, until at last the two young lovers kill themselves. The message? This violent, hate-filled patriarchal world is unsustainable. The promise of regeneration is cut down with the deaths of these children. Compare to Othello. This is the most horrifying and intimate tragedy of all, with the climax taking place in a bedroom as a husband smothers his young wife. The tragedy here could easily have been averted if Othello had listened to Desdemona and Emilia instead of Iago. The message? This society, built on racism and misogyny and martial, masculine honour, is unsustainable, and cannot regenerate itself. The very horror of it lies in the murder of two wives.Â
How about Hamlet? Ophelia is a disempowered character, but if Hamlet had listened to her, and not mistreated her, and if her father hadnât controlled every aspect of her life, then perhaps she wouldnât have committed suicide. The final scene of carnage is prompted by Laertes and Hamlet furiously grappling over her corpse. When Ophelia dies, any chance of reconciliation dies with her. The world collapses in on itself. This society is unsustainable. King Lear â we all know that this is prompted by Cordeliaâs silence, her unwillingness to bend the knee and flatter in the face of tyranny. It is Learâs disproportionate response to this that sets off the tragedy, and we get a play that is about entropy, aging and the destruction of the social order. Â
There are exceptions to the rule. Iâm sure a lot of you are crying out âbut Lady Macbeth!â and itâs a good point. However, in terms of raw power, neither Lady Macbeth nor the witches are as powerful as they appear. The only power they possess is the ability to influence Macbeth; but ultimately it is Macbethâs own ambition that prompts him to murder Duncan, and it is he who escalates the situation while Lady Macbeth suffers a breakdown. In this case you have women who are allowed to influence the play, but do so for the worse; they fail to be the good moral compasses needed. Goneril, Regan and Gertrude are similarly comparable; they possess a measure of power, but do not use it for good, and again society cannot renew itself.
Now we come to the comedies, where women do have the most control over the plot. The most powerful example is Rosalind in As You Like It. She pulls the strings in every avenue of the plot, and it is thanks to her control that reconciliation is achieved at the end, and all end up happily married. Much Ado About Nothing pivots around a womanâs anger over the abuse of her innocent cousin. If the men were left in charge in this play, no-one would be married at the end, and it would certainly end in tragedy. But Beatrice stands up and rails against men for their cruel conduct towards women and says that famous, spine-tingling line - oh God, that I were a man! I would eat his heart in the marketplace. And Benedick, her suitor, listens to her. He realises that his misogynistic view of the world is wrong and he takes steps to change it. He challenges his male friends for their conduct, parts company with the prince, and by doing this he wins his ladyâs hand. The entire happy ending is dependent on the men realising that they must trust, love and respect women. Now it is a society that it worthy of being perpetuated. Regeneration and salvation lies in equality between the sexes and the love husbands and wives cherish for each other. The Merry Wives of Windsor - here we have men learning to trust and respect their wives, Flastaff learning his lesson for trying to seduce married women, and a daughter tricking everyone so she can marry the man she truly loves. A Midsummer Nightâs Dream? The turmoil begins because three men are trying to force Hermia to marry someone she does not love, and Helena has been cruelly mistreated. At the end, happiness and harmony comes when the women are allowed to marry the men of their choosing, and it is these marriages that are blessed by the fairies.
What of the romances? In The Tempest, Prospero holds the power, but it is Miranda who is the key to salvation and a happy ending. Without his daughter, it is likely Prospero would have turned into a murderous revenger. The Winterâs Tale sees Leontes destroy himself through his own jealousy. The king becomes a vicious tyrant because he is cruel to his own wife and children, and this breach of faith in suspecting his wife of adultery almost brings ruin to his entire kingdom. Only by obeying the sensible Emilia does Leontes have a chance of achieving redemption, and the pure trust and love that exists between Perdita and Florizel redeems the mistakes of the old generation and leads to a happy ending. Cymbeline? Imogen is wronged, and it is through her love and forgiveness that redemption is achieved at the end. In all of these plays, without the influence of the women there is no happy ending.
The message is clear. Without a womanâs consent and co-operation in living together and bringing up a family, there is turmoil. Equality between the sexes and trust between husbands and wives alone will bring happiness and harmony, not only to the family unit, but to society as a whole. The Taming of the Shrew rears its ugly head as a counter-example, for here a happy ending is dependent on a womanâs absolute subservience and obedience even in the face of abuse. But this is one of Shakespeareâs early plays (and a rip-off of an older comedy called The Taming of a Shrew) and it is interesting to look at how the reception of this play changed as values evolved in this society.Â
As early as 1611 The Shrew was adapted by the writer John Fletcher in a play called The Womanâs Prize, or The Tamer Tamed. It is both a sequel and an imitation, and it chronicles Petruchioâs search for a second wife after his disastrous marriage with Katherine (whose taming had been temporary) ended with her death. In Fletcherâs version, the men are outfoxed by the women and Petruchio is âtamedâ by his new wife. It ends with a rather uplifting epilogue that claims the play aimed:
To teach both sexes due equality
And as they stand bound, to love mutually.
The Taming of the Shrew and The Tamer Tamed were staged back to back in 1633, and it was recorded that although Shakespeareâs Shrew was âlikedâ, Fletcherâs Tamer Tamed was âvery well liked.â You heard it here folks; as early as 1633 audiences found Shakespeareâs message of total female submission uncomfortable, and they preferred John Fletcherâs interpretation and his message of equality between the sexes.
So yes. The message we can take away from Shakespeare is that a world in which women are powerless and cannot or do not contribute positively to society and family is unsustainable. Men, given the power and left to their own devices, will destroy themselves. But if men and women can work together and live in harmony, then the whole community has a chance at salvation, renewal and happiness. Â
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It's been a really long time since I've posted anything. Like an absurdly long time. Here's the super fast update: I quit a serving job for another serving job. I had great times with great friends. I quit my second serving job. I moved to Florida. Now I work for Disney world.
Bo Burnham: Hereâs a trailer I made for my new special, Make Happy, available on Netflix worldwide June 3rd. Hope you dig.
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Long night at work tonight.
Made good money and really enjoyed getting back into my work flow since school has kept me away for so long.
But more to the point, really enjoying Landshark Lager. Never had it before, and Iâm only like 2 beers in and Iâm feeling fantastic. I had a tall beer at work so that might have something to do with it, but regardless, I really like this beer.
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Hi. This is a photo of me from my bodybuilding years, circa 2010. And these are the nipples of @mileycyrus and@chrissyteigen (I hope you donât mind me borrowing them!) from their Instagram posts that were removed due to the dangerousness of their visible female nips. Canât you tell by how perverse my photo has become without my asexual male nippies? Sarcasm. If youâre new to the#FreeTheNipple movement (like I am!) let me tell you what I think I understand about it. The banning of womenâs nipples may sound normal or even inconsequential as you think, âwell, womenâs nipples are more sexual than menâs nipplesâ. But thatâs not some scientific fact. Itâs because of how our society so heavily sexualizes women. And it should be up to the individual woman to decide if she wants to show them, just like men have the choice. Part of the stand of#FreeTheNipple is about the right of women to claim what their breasts and nipples mean to THEM, and not have that be defined by how men and much of society decides what their boobies mean. At this point, if youâre still clinging to the notion of âwell, thatâs just the way itâs been,â then you might reconsider thinking of yourself as a rational and progressive person. If you have breasts, you might think, âIâm not interested in showing my niplets on social media or in public,â in which case you should feel free to keep âem swaddled! But shouldnât you support the freedom of CHOICE of the INDIVIDUAL woman to do this even if YOU donât want to? Like, even if youâd never be interested in joining a protest, wouldnât you think itâs important to have the CHOICE to be able to legally protest, if one so chooses? The answer is yes. You might be thinking to yourself, there are way more important issues out there than women being able to expose their bumpy buttons whenever men can. But itâs not just about getting an even tan; itâs one piece of the puzzle of creating deep change in the way our society objectifies women and creates these different standards for men and women (and other genders). At the heart of it, itâs simply about gender equality and equal rights. - #FreeTheNipple and photoshop newbie
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what the fuck ethan
I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.
I was all ready to âum, actuallyâ this, but, um, actually thereâs about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.
How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.
Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.
1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword.  Your average longsword was 1.1â1.8 kg and I donât even remember if thatâs including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade.  Your more classic âknight swordâ was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average; the blood of 400 men is more than enough.
This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords. Â Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (~2%) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men.
So putting my thoughts in on this⊠because how could I not.
So youâve exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool. But now you have 400 bodies lying around.
Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you wonât need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword.
Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND strengthened with their bones.
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