they’re called. th. they’re called responsibilities bechause theyh keep fucking respawnjng
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they’re called. th. they’re called responsibilities bechause theyh keep fucking respawnjng
HEY YOUNG BLOOD DOESN’T IT FEEL LIKE OUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT
first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real
this is gonna enter my vocabulary for sure
“I want us to be doing things, prolonging life’s duties as much as we can. I want death to find me planting my cabbages, neither worrying about it nor the unfinished gardening.” ― Michel de Montaigne
bye gongeous (seals you in the tomb forever)
I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
i’m going to mama mia myself
I'm handwash only do NOT put me in that fucking mashine
Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core
man listening to a "song" on his "headphones" and enjoying a flavored handheld "snack": i am waiting for a "walk signal" to cross the "street"
stegosaurus in that same spot 150 million years ago: leafs in front of me
i really fucked up by not being a stegosaurus 150 million years ago and dying
ouhghg im just a poor little lonely tab please dont close mee.. and can i have 100 trillion friends pleasse please
i bet cats think they look like really awesome panther beasts with huge claws in their minds. i bet theyre always like i look sooooooo bad ass right now when theyre walking around looking like this
Destiny + The Onion/Reductress Headlines
anything i could ever write is not even half as funny as this calvin and hobbes strip