sup nerds

its nut a faze

[leafcrunch]

they’re called. th. they’re called responsibilities bechause theyh keep fucking respawnjng

[thewiglesswonder]

HEY YOUNG BLOOD DOESN’T IT FEEL LIKE OUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT

[hungwy]

first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

[yrakenveitbluther-deactivated20]

this is gonna enter my vocabulary for sure

[hvneycomb]

[dorky-jenny]

[elarchivodelaojobrujula]

“I want us to be doing things, prolonging life’s duties as much as we can. I want death to find me planting my cabbages, neither worrying about it nor the unfinished gardening.” ― Michel de Montaigne

[cheddar-baby]

bye gongeous (seals you in the tomb forever)

[letmesleepy]

[prince-luffy]

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

[jell-oooh]

i’m going to mama mia myself

[magik-knives]

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

I'm handwash only do NOT put me in that fucking mashine

[tonyzaret]

Today’s spoiled, phone-addicted generation wouldn’t last five minutes inside the Earth’s molten core

[memorycycle]

man listening to a "song" on his "headphones" and enjoying a flavored handheld "snack": i am waiting for a "walk signal" to cross the "street"

stegosaurus in that same spot 150 million years ago: leafs in front of me

[jell-oooh]

i really fucked up by not being a stegosaurus 150 million years ago and dying

[memorycycle]

ouhghg im just a poor little lonely tab please dont close mee.. and can i have 100 trillion friends pleasse please

[tsunderemployee]

i bet cats think they look like really awesome panther beasts with huge claws in their minds. i bet theyre always like i look sooooooo bad ass right now when theyre walking around looking like this

[catboyranulf]

Destiny + The Onion/Reductress Headlines

[firefox-official]

anything i could ever write is not even half as funny as this calvin and hobbes strip