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[dreamscaringwidow]

only a Sith deals in absolutes....

is an absolute.

[dreamscaringwidow]

A conversation Between Dr. Verytall and Shortmen

Dr. Verytall: and this is where I make my death rays.

Shortmen: this is nice, really nice...

Dr. Verytall: Ok what do you want.

Shortmen:What do you mean:?

Dr. Verytall: You always here when you need something.

Shortmen: thats not true!

Dr. Verytall: You literally came here yesterday asking for a robot army.

Shortmen: That was a one time thing!

Dr. Verytall: Okay then, Over this week alone you have asked me for: a lazer gun, a parachute, a thermal suit, a rocket ship able to take you to E5G-B1tC4 which is 3.85trillion lightyears away, a Time machine, the Ark of the covenant, and a massive Death Egg replica. So now I will ask again what do you want.

Shortmen: Sugar.

Dr. Verytall: *Runs off screaming, pulling out his sythetic hair*

[odysseusfunnyhat]

I! NEED! MOOOOOORE!