How Long Has It Been?

24, Geography Teacher. I have an unhealthy obsession with Josh Hutcherson, Mcfly and The View. I'm also pretty hilarious....

[panelshowsource]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

This is how far into the earth humans have dug so far.

[jumpingjacktrash]

perspective

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

china, 2500 years ago:

guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water

guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..

leaves.

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

My Bank Account: Ummm… you’re in the negative…

Me: Ummm… I reblogged money Chihuahua, so jot that down…

[gorgonsach]

[closet-keys]

[o-lascaux-o]

when you hear the THUD of a cat landing on the floor that shouldn’t have been on the counter in the first place

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via serena_jillian)

[stimman3000]

[vladtheunfollower]

free market baby

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Law & Ethics

[marzipanandminutiae]

I mean 

no

but you’d be deeply poisoned. like. super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you

[stimman3000]

but what a way to go

[cryptomaster-leviathan-deactiva]

You could only eat it once

[lord-kitschener]

Forbidden snack

[xojoanne]

[ruinedchildhood]

[stability]

[fall-out-boy]

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[vicesandvirtves]

on this day, 7 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[wheelchair-warrior]

on this day, 8 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[liquidcoffee]

on this day, 9 years ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[katjohnadams]

on this day, 10 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

[irreleventblue]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

[mikey-xoxo]

ME

[mapsontheweb]

Europe and South America fit into Africa.

[mapsontheweb]

Cities with the most high-rise buildings (>35 m).

[durnesque-esque]

Kevin’s mom is a hero.

[tygermama]

I love you Kevin’s mom