imfreakingout.

Alexa - 24 - You are the Sun * & * I am the Moon Listen dears, i dont care anymore, if i reblog fake information, its because its entertaining and idc if its real or not. Unless its related to health, that shits important and needs to be checked before doing.

[yarrow-heather-and-hollyhock]

I love this little bit by Cathon

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[pussylipgloss]

why even wear panties if you’re just chillin in the crib ?? what’s the point?

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

pussy 2 wet don’t wanna slide off the couch

[brucesterling]

[isawken]

experiencing adolescence in the 2010s has fucked my perspective of the word “epic” totally beyond repair. i will forever view it in the same league as words like “awesomesauce” and “legitness” im sorry. theres just no going back

[catplushy]

any time i read the word "epic" this fucking thing flashes in my mind

[mynorthernattitude]

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

[maedaeme]

god that adhd struggle where you are so motivated to do something but there is just like. A Blockage In Your Body that stops the motivation from turning into anything. so you just like. vibrate. sitting there like yeah, man, i totally want to do that right now. (doesn’t)

[maedaeme]

i posted this image on twitter like actual ages ago but it just keeps getting more relevant

[corpsecowboy]

i get to see sturgeon every weekend so i made this:)

[cannibalchicken]

[zluty-spendlik]

[geeseareassholes]

[tariktalks]

[holespoles]

Kei Watanuki

"piano cats"

わたぬき けい

[femboyyakuza]

you can just bite boys on their neck if you want them to shut up like its that easy

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[headspace-hotel]

Annoying that dairy products are demonized as Unnatural and Disgusting when it's actually kinda neat that humans figured out a way to fulfill omnivorous nutritional requirements without killing any animals (and populations historically dependent on dairy even evolved lactase persistence!). This is biopunk to me

[headspace-hotel]

I've seen weird memes and stuff like "Milk is BODILY FLUID that came from a COW" and the fact that people exist that would find this distressing concerns me.

Y'all are not going to like learning what fruits are...

[headspace-hotel]

A fruit is an OVARY that because SWOLLEN AND ENLARGED after PLANT GENITALS were rubbed in PLANT SPERM by a BUG

[hollowprose]

everything is disgusting. get over it

[2peachy]

[loveridden1999]

[cwunch]

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day