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SOLDIERS CONFIRMED YESYESSYESSSS
robbie going “above table - this is not a good look” was so impactful in a way i am having trouble articulating.
like hes a drunk and its not being played for laughs he’s deeply troubled and robbie is making that EXTREMELY clear as a central part of his character.
OH MY GOD THEYRE GONNA SKIN HIM ALIVE????
take a shot every time brennan says “propitiate”
VENGEANCE PALADIN!!!!
VAELUS IS A VENGEANCE PALADIN
NATURAL 20
vaelus’s stats are INSANE btw
YES PLEASE ASHLEY SAVE US
THIS FIRST COMBAT IS FRYING ME
WHAT SPELL WAS THAT
PRIMUS TACHONIS IS BACK
“you can’t prove there’s allegory in this” - official bleem quote
“youve been my only…friend” WICANDER
“the one who got away” WHO DID SHE MEAN WHY
“then again, who can?” LMFAO
Sam: You know, I-- I-- I started to do it, and I was like, if you're the high priest of a made up religion, you kind of have to make up the religion to know what you're the high priest of, otherwise I'd just be like, if someone asked me a question, I'd just be like, uhhh... I don't know! So I wrote, like, a bible.
Sam forced himself to write lore.
Okay, Critters. There's a lot to absorb from last night's premier of Campaign 4, but one thing I know is on everyone's mind is this lying liar who lies:
Rocking up to the funeral, we meet Wicander Halovar, supposedly a third level Cleric of his family's brand spanking new religion, The Candescent Creed. He's earnest. He's nervous. He's 5'11. He's already been boxed into a chair by Orc DILF Hal. He has a Wisdom of 10.
Wait.
That's right, our naive little Cleric apparently has a 10 Wisdom and an 18 Charisma.
As a Cleric.
The people, they doubt.
I know a lot of people are thinking Warlock, because of the Charisma. Plus the fact that Tyranny, his personal pet demon aspirant, is a Warlock.
But might I suggest a different path?
We know Wick cast Thaumaturgy (to amplify his voice and get Tyranny's attention). We also know that this Campaign is playing by 2024 rules.
Thaumaturgy was a Cleric spell, yes. But if you look it up on dndbeyond (dndbeyooooond!) now, it shows it as a Cleric spell in Legacy rules only. Now, it's a spell used by a brand new class: Illrigger.
What's an Illrigger? I'm so happy you asked.
Well, that's interesting. And definitely makes the whole demon-aspirant angle make a bit more sense, now doesn't it?
Even more interesting, is what scores our friends the Illriggers should take:
Wicander: Charisma, 18. Constitution and Dexterity, 15. So, how about that Architect of Ruin subclass?
For a young man who's never seen a dead body before? Yeah, I can see it.
Now, of course, new Campaign, who dis, they might choose someone other than Asmodeus. But assuming they loosely base it on him, there are a few interesting tidbits to keep in mind.
Like Lucifer, Asmodeus was once a Celestial who fell and became the ruler of the hells. (Lucifer, notably, was known as The Light Bringer). Another interesting fact?
Oh hey, look! It's our girl!
(Oh, something else that I found interesting but could also be nothing: Tyranny specifically mentions her forked tongue in her intro, and Illriggers have a special ability called Forked Tongue. Maybe a little [forked] tongue-in-cheek callout?)
Asmodeus also specializes in political intrigue (which House Halovar seems to be getting deeper and deeper into) and wants nothing more than those delicious, delicious souls (every soul who passes joins the light!) And his arch-nemesis in Exandria was the Changebringer which, let's be real, Sam would.
This concludes my TedTalk on why I believe that Sam Riegel, lying liar and little shit, is playing an Illrigger in Campaign 4, based almost entirely on his decision to cast Thaumaturgy and his WIS 10 CHA 18 scores.
Is it Thursday yet?