[lauramercierbodyscrub]

cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

[yassmines-deactivated20161205]

my future lover: *strokes my cheek*

me: *is :-)*

me on the inside: ur clogging my pores…

[thebootydiaries]

someone: *drives next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*

me: don’t make it weird

[zamosvelour-blog]

me, logically: it’s never gonna happen the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[nolwamahtars]

children of the revolution

[caramelalmonnd]

not only do i want the penguins NOT to visit the white house this year, i also want them to give the most thinly veiled excuses possible when asked. like oh, sorry we can’t be at the white house… sidney’s got a cold… tanger is washing his hair that day… geno just forgot how to speak english… not that we’d expect his russian to be too much trouble for the current white house staff, but all the same, 

[pep-squad-lizzie]

oh my god wait this post is about hockey

[snakestack]

[90sold]

Empire Strikes Back (1980).

[skotothalamos]

When you’re told to evacuate because the Galactic Empire just took over your city, you only have time to grab the essentials.

[bloodravyn]

God, this guy is one of my favorite ridiculous EU characters along with Elan Sleazebaggano.

He was basically just a random extra with an ice cream maker, but they gave him an entire in-depth backstory about how he was a member of the Rebellion and that ice cream maker contained a lot of vital data and basically he single-handedly saved the Rebellion that day.

No really.

[radetzkymarch]

He has an action figure, of course, as does his ice cream maker computer datacore.

[soundsnotstr8]

Fuck.

[zoomwitch]

the star wars eu is a wild fucking ride

[persisting]

“After the Rebels’ victory, Hood decided to take it easy.” with a daily supply of fresh ice cream i guess

[laivaaja-deactivated20250302]

Epic legends.

[snips-starkiller-stormpilot]

Every Star Wars Celebration has the Run of the Willrow Hoods. Dozens of fans cosplay as Willrow and run through the con with their ice cream makers.

[tryfag]

^ Please tell me there’s video footage of this. Do people wait for the stampede and see if they can press one of the On switches without getting gored?

[tacopocalyptica-deactivated2018]

[sprinklesofsunshine]

this is the greatest thing ever

[freifraufischer]

That’s … a ride.

[pinkipie100]

Star Wars extra: *runs by with an ice cream maker*

Star Wars fandom:

[markv5]

Пока, земляне!

[napoleanbonafarte]

“Bye earthlings!”

[cheese24k]

[friku]

where the fuck has this been all my life?????????

[kind-cult]

brrp brrrp brrrrp

[demisatyr]

this is the type of content i want to see on tumblr

[scarletwitchs]

Ladies of Star Wars Appreciation Week Day 5 - Favourite Underrated Character - Padmé Amidala

She was very beautiful. Kind…but sad.

[jaimelannistre-archived]

They have no idea where the hell he is. Well, how could they know? They’re the ones that checked him in. I mean, they’ve gotta have some kind of tracking system. No, I’m not talking about the coffin. I mean, how could they know where he is?

[nerdisma-deactivated20171202]

Can’t have more than one best friend. Says who? Says logic. Well, I call bull on your logic, because you’re my best friend too.

[ingridbergman-deactivated202001]

[markv5]

“Двуногий, тебе еще рано спать! Как же ритуал вечернего жратвоприношения?”…

[napoleanbonafarte]

“Two-legged, it’s still too early for you to sleep! What about the ritual of evening food-bringing?”

[marcellelunainc]

Never forget.