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(Icon by: bbreakfast-time.tumblr.com) I am a fish You are a fish We are fish glub glub glub -Lavina

[shilyas]

holy shit

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Like a new friend!

[klapollo]

almost seven years deep into the 2020s this feels less like a retrospective evaluation and more like a prophetic vision

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

re my "read books that make you feel stupid" post: reading books you don't fully understand is probably the safest way to push yourself outside your comfort zone. you don't have to embarrass yourself in front of anyone. you can do it from your cozy bed. you can easily get help from book clubs or literary analysis online. you can go as slowly as you want. there's literally no risk.

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[dahlia-molinas]

everyone reblogging this and saying some version of "but then odysseus would be home in 10 minutes" how does it feel to be funnier than me on my own post

[hotbulb]

Dirt on baseball uniforms is a type of lingerie

[caitthegreatest]

fifth inning stretch cause they decided to honor the gender pay gap by making WPBL games 78% the length of men’s games

[knownqueerbaiter]

idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto

[loontattoo]

my prediction that I hope will not come true is that hr will cast a chubby actor to play Harris, but he won't be like, FAT fat. and it will start a whole discourse about what even is fat and who is fat enough to play fat roles and people will say he's too small and other people will argue that no no he is fat guys come on and meanwhile this poor actor who probably HAS been told his whole life that he IS fat because body standards for actors are insane and unrealistic and wildly fatphobic, will now suddenly be caught in the crosshairs of a discussion that at its core, will be based around the merits of his body. and somehow everyone involved in that discourse will claim they are highly highly moral actually

[diary-of-alice]

re-read the books of your childhood. there are fragments of your soul scattered through them.

[athyrium-filix]

guys can you believe that they're making more heated rivalry. can you believe that connor and hudson are together as we speak. can you FUCKING BELIEVE IT

[devonia]

baseball is a sport with a long and storied history. to really get a grasp on that history, let's start at the beginning

approximately 540 million years ago, complex animal life rapidly diversified in an event called the Cambrian explosion. among this early animal life was a small worm-like animal called pikaia, a distant relative of famous baseball players like shohei ohtani, tarik skubal, and vladimir guerrero jr

[kaiserouo]

pov you see something alive after being alone for 40 years

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[coughloop]

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

[coughloop]

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

[avoidbeing]

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

[old-flesh]

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

[grimeclown]

Cmon man

[poorlittleyaoyao]

It’s unfortunate that MDZS isn’t mainstream enough to reference in casual offline conversation, because “this is what killed Nie Mingjue” is thee best possible way to describe an offensively grating piece of music and there is simply no normie equivalent.