[teaboot]

I just want everyone to eat well and get old

[teaboot]

every single one of us should have the chance to get old and bald and wrinkly and fat. I mean that sincerely

[verylittlebird]

                                distraptor velociraptor =     ———————-

                               timeraptor

[mousegirlheart]

[mothcrumbs]

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

[mothcrumbs]

[axondrite-ink]

A job that slowly kills you

A parallel to Laika The Space Dog: Schrödinger’s cat.

A print is now available!

[darealsaltysam]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "Iron Lung" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw something on the x-ray camera

My buddy Simon pacing: Ava is lying to us

[sajdd]

i saw this while scrolling twitter on the toilet at work and almost burst into tears because i could barely contain my laughter. unreasonably funny post

[ibroughtyoumybullets-ningy]

the stars are dead. it doesn't matter that simon can see them. they're just dead light fading away. simon is dead from the minute he was welded in that sub. it doesn't matter that we can see him.

[but-first-coffeee-deactivated20]

How bomb is that pussy?

[fruiitlins]

hanging outttttttt

[errorbasket]

Drew this Spider-Verse Miles for my friend :3 Still can't believe we have to wait over a year for Beyond the Spider-Verse… 😭

[icarus-suraki]

[discordsparkle]

[javarisx-fightingthosedemons]

[richardmadens-archive]

[thechronicleofshe]

this hurled my wig into the rafters as a kid

[http-danvers-deactivated2021031]

[dykelliewilliams]

juni cortez ran so tony stark could crawl

[foundationaldecay]

juni cortez ran so tony stark could die

[bugjolteon]

so many. stupid fucking people. smugly wrong. the term . "all art is political". does not mean. every artist puts political intent into their work. no. the guy drawing dicks on the subway did not intend any deep message by it. HOWEVER. all art. IS political. he chose to draw that dick. for a reason. society shaped what he finds funny. what he finds shocking. the fact he chose to draw a dick at all says something about his society. actually, the fact it is a dick and not a pussy is itself political. we are all. ALL. shaped by our environments. in an alternate universe a woman is drawing a vulva on the wall. and shes saying "TCH! this isnt political. stupid liberals". all art. has political CONTEXT. that is a more specific way to phrase it. because we live in a society. who has access to art? where is the art located? who is the artist? why did they draw that in that specific location. what led to them even having the sharpie they used to draw the dick to begin with. their society shaped their tools! their society shaped their choice of subject! their society shaped the location of their art! but these people are too stupid to understand this. so theyll continue pretending that they are not shaped by their political environment. SAD!

[bugjolteon]

out of all the posts ive made that have blown up this has to be the most fascinating Given how i was too drunk to remember how to form full sentences. but was i wrong? no.

[sh4rkguts]

I just found this meme I made of my fish when I was a teenager.