[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[kiefbowl]

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

[twisted-little-fairy-story]

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life

[antigonickpdf]

our longing for inconvenience by hanif abdurraqib (id in alt)

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[the-punforgiven]

god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you

[the-punforgiven]

ohhh fuck yeah, you understand

[nathaniel-prime]

Game development is so funny to me because you have a multi-billion-dollar company who's like "No, you don't understand. We need ten years, half a billion dollars, and ONLY A-list actors to give you a half-baked product filled with microtransactions that we're going to abandon three years into the ten-year plan we promised."

And then you have a random depressed transgender person who's like "Here's my life's work, it cost 20 bucks. I made it in six months, and all the sound effects are recorded using the microphone I bought off of Amazon for 50 dollars." And it's the single most moving piece of art that brings you to tears and gives you hundreds of hours' worth of fun and would've brought the dev to Mozart levels of recognition had they made it three hundred years prior

[nathaniel-prime]

Also quick update: I have played so many games made by LGBTQ people that I have acquired the ability to instinctually FEEL whenever media I'm consuming has been made by one. I built this gaydar in a cave with a box of scraps

[patheticguy43]

[yrbeecharmer]

giving myself a merit badge that says SURVIVED MARCH

[yrbeecharmer]

oh fuck. I’m so sorry. listening and learning

[thememedaddy]

[arbitrarychaos]

KEEGAN P. RUSS [23/?] ⠀➞ JUNE 15, FEDERATION DAY

[mizushibart]

Makeshift Valentines. You need to improvise when the mission goes on for too long. Soap went looking for wildflowers while checking the perimeter. Ghost spent that time making little wooden birds, a dove for his dove. Both acting like it's not a big deal (lie). full now on patreon :)

[slimegargoyle]

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

[arbitrarychaos]

KEEGAN P. RUSS [20.5/?] ⠀➞ JUNE 15, FEDERATION DAY

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[beggars-opera]

Just lost a few braincells reading an nyt article about gen z "treat culture" and I can't even fathom that this is a thing. We're living in a dystopian hellscape where someone spending $5 a week on a cookie is considered a wasteful brat because they should have just gone for a nice free walk instead and saved the $250 a year that roughly equals four days' rent. That's why these ungrateful kids can't buy a house, naturally.

I am ALL for free treats, like hiking or reading in the park. But at some point you can't budget your way out of poverty, and you will literally go mad if you deny yourself basic pleasures that are literally all around you. They even lamented that little treats could snowball into doing something absolutely unforgivable like learning how to play the guitar or buying concert tickets.

At what point do we just start saying out loud that living an enjoyable and fulfilling life is now only acceptable at a 100k+ salary, and if you're one of the millions of people unlucky enough not to be in that category you should just eat dirt and be grateful?

[seasonofhorror]

Addams Family Values (1993) | The Devil Wears Prada (2006)

[depsidase]

[pirateprincessjess]

I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it