Here´s confirmation of what I just mentioned in my previous post - read the extensive “Who´s fault is it”- list of the Dumbarton Disaster Duo:
- It´s the Queen´s fault they had to renovate and move to Frogmore, because she wouldn´t let them move in the 1000 room Windsor Castle.
- Before that, it was the Cambridge´s fault, because they wanted Apartment 1 at KP, but evil Kate and jealous William objected.
- It´s Philip´s fault, because he insulted Rachel as a “degree wife”, he wasn´t approving of the intended marriage and he slapped Harry when he had a tantrum.
- It´s Chuck´s fault, because he messed up his marriage to Diana, he messed up Harry´s childhood, he also wasn´t thrilled over Harry´s intention to marry Markle, and it´s also probably his fault because he didn´t pick the right music for the wedding, his face was not happy enough when he walked Markle down the aisle, and… I´m sure we´ll find more.
- It´s Camilla´s fault, because she doesn´t like Rachel, she doesn´t support her, she´s jealous.
- It´s Kate´s fault, because she´s jealous and she´s upset that Charlotte was made to cry.
- It´s William´s fault because he told Harry to wait and think it over before rushing into marriage. It´s also his fault, because he didn´t make Rachel feel welcome enough and didn´t go out of his way to accept her. It´s his fault that the wool industry experienced an epic rise in sales, because he scarfed Rachel. It´s his fault the Sussexes´ christening pics are fucked up, because he dared to pull a “I´m so over this shit”/pissed off smirk during the photo call.
- It´s Andrew´s fault, because he might have fucked Rachel first. What a terrible no-no against his poor, sweet nephew. It´s also his fault because he might be a pedo. And of course it´s his fault because his daughter was slightly miffed she had to move her wedding date to accomodate the Harkles´ nuptials. It´s also Andrew´s fault because how dare he be upset Rachel fucked up Eugenie´s big day, and how dare he block her way on Buck House´s balcony at trooping this year.
- It´s Fergie´s fault, because how dare she upload more posts of Euge and Jack on their wedding day as retaliation to Rachel´s pregnancy announcement. I mean, she really should have understood that Rachel´s knocked up uterus takes precedence over a blood Princess´ wedding.
- It´s Eugenie´s fault, because how dare she be friends with Cressida and then to top it all off wear the Kokoshnik tiara with the emerald that Rachel had decided should be hers. How hostile, how racist, how inconsiderate.
- It´s Bea´s fault, because… ???… uhm, well… we´ll get back to that one at the opportune time, we´ll find something.
- It´s Anne´s fault for simply being Anne, and continuing to confirm her father´s assessment “If it doesn´t eat grass and fart, she´s not interested”. Oh I forgot… she´s making it just as hard for Rachel and is just as unaccepting as she was with Diana. Right, I knew I left something out.
- It´s Zara´s fault, because how dare she pull that WTF blank stare at the royalest Royal Wedding that ever royaled in centuries. How dare she deliver an iconic GIF and meme. And it´s also her fault, because she had the nerve to remind the reporter who asked her about Rachel´s knocked up uterus that she and husband Mike just had welcomed their own baby and lost one before that. How dare she think any baby is more important than Archie.
- It´s Mike Tindall´s fault. We don´t know why yet. But the first faux pas was probably made when he let the press know that he and his brood have not yet met King Archie, and making it sound as if they also couldn´t care less if they ever do. Oh, and he happily carried George on his shoulders, and his kids were having fun with Georgie boy. That´s not to be done.
- Speaking of George, yes of course it´s his fault too. And Charlotte´s and especially Louis´fault. How dare the heir to the throne, the next Princess Royal and Boss Baby be born, and knock Harry and any of his offspring down the succession line even before he ever met and impregnated the Goddess Markle.
- Extra points in “it´s his fault” are awarded to Louis. Boss Baby made Trooping all about him, when everyone should have understood that it should have been about the black clad, newly fattened up (because post partum body!) Rachel up there.
- It´s the Princess Michael´s fault, because she wore a racist brooch. She´s automatically guilty for being Austrian, blonde, blue eyed and white… don´t you know?
- It´s the Duke of Kent´s fault, because how dare he fuck up Rachel´s carefully planned big PR and celeb moment at the Lion King premiere by letting Kate take over and hand out the trophies at Wimbledon the same day?!
- While we´re at it, it´s Federer´s and Djokovic´s fault. These tools shouldn´t have played the most iconic match in Wimbledon history on what was supposed to be HER BIG DAY!
- It´s Serena´s fault, because how dare the bitch lose and embarrass her BFF. So she had to take off early and leave the royal box.
- It´s also Pippa´s fault, who ganged up on her with sis Kate and she got middletoned. Sandwiched between the future Queen Consort and the future Lady Glen Affric. That´s petty, jealous and racist.
- It´s the Rugby team´s fault, because how dare they win the World Cup on Lion King premiere day too!!!
- It´s Thomas Markle´s fault, because he´s white, old, fat, broke, and had like 5 pap pics for ONE article taken.
- It´s Sam Markle´s fault, because she´s always been jealous of her little sis and she´s also a white blonde racist.
- It´s Tom Markle jr.´s fault because he wrote a disparaging letter.
- It´s the media´s fault, because they are all out to get poor Rachel.
- It´s the tax payers´fault because they fail to see how they have been blessed with Diana´s second, melanated coming.
- Since we´re speaking of Diana, yes, it´s her fault too. First of all, how dare she set the precedence and standard for royal weddings by having the fairy tale wedding to end all fairy tale weddings. Secondly, how dare she then set the bar of how to be a People´s Princess. Thirdly, how dare she die in a car accident and mess up Harry´s psyche… oops no, wait. That´s what made him such an easy target and gave them a forever-out card. I take that one back. It´s a plus. Uhm… let me think… oh yes! It´s her fault, because she didn´t have bigger diamonds in her collection, and so Rachel had to accept such a shitty ring that needed to be spruced up after just one year of being married in.
- It´s Earl Spencer´s fault that she had to wear that shitty ass tiara Liz borrowed her from the vault. He really could have understood that she would have been worthy of the iconic Spencer tiara to make a big entrance at Windsor Chapel.
- It´s Ninaki Priddy´s fault because she dared to speak out against Rachel, and let´s also put out the claim that she fucked Trevor.
- It´s Trevor´s fault because he couldn´t give her a big break in Hollywood, he waited more than half a decade until he proposed and finally put a ring on it, it´s his fault that he didn´t buy TWO Vitamix blenders and now she looks like a bad bitch for taking the one they had in their house.
- It´s Cory´s fault because he couldn´t help her get her own cooking show, and because he wouldn´t allow her to steal his recipes.
- It´s Piers Morgan´s fault because he has a personal vendetta. How dare the cranky old geezer not roll over, hush up and die after she discarded him.
- It´s Ashley Coleman´s fault for not wanting to hook up with her, date her, wife her up.
- It´s Amy Pickerill´s, Heather Wong´s, Melissa Touabtai´s, Samantha Cohen´s and Sarah Latham´s fault, because they did shit jobs for the C(o)untess of Dumbarton.
- It will be Doria´s fault at some point, because she fired the nannies, she was too pushy, she moved in with them, she did NOT move in with them, she messed up her homemade Gumbo and Harry had a severe allergic reaction to crustacea….. whatever.
- It´s Dior´s and Givenchy´s fault. These incompetent fuckers don´t know how to sew proper haute couture for her heavenly body.
- It´s Beyonce´s fault, because she did the Melanated Mona shit. And then it became her fault because she no longer praised the Melanated Mona. And then it became her fault because she showed Her Royal Rachel up on the mustard carpet. And flashed her thunder thighs and vag, which made bigger headlines. And then it became her fault because she didn´t immediately post and gush about her on her Insta.
- It will be Sophie Wessex´s fault, because the Queen ordered her to be Rachel´s advisor, and she´ll certainly fuck up. And if she declines that honor, it´s also her fault. Now Rachel fucked up because Sophie did NOT advise and instruct her.
- We´ve come full circle here and back to the Queen again; the old hag just makes one fucked up and bad decision after another and doesn´t see Rachel´s greatness and potential. She didn´t do enough to protect her from the press onslaught. She didn´t smile enough during the wedding. She was mean when it came to the tiaras and jewelry, Rachel was not allowed to play with they shiny bling in the vault.
- It´s Tumblr´s fault and every anti-MM bloggers´ fault.
- It´s humanity´s fault for not being woke, for being racist and unconsciously biased.
- It´s the fault of the aviation industry for not being able to build private jets that don´t need gasoline and can fly all over the globe without carbon emissions.
Man, that list will never end…. you see how this goes with a never-can-do-wrong Narc?
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