i dont know

[dirtsnakes]

sometimes making tea is less about drinking it and more ab it keeping you company

[illumoonated]

Sir, that’s my emotional support nightstand water bottle.

[the-middle-eastern-feminist]

[succulentbud]

no I’m not flirting I was only bothering my gay friends in a homoerotic way

[vacillating-bpd-queen]

[rlmjob]

when I grow up I hope I have a really cool bathtub

[anxietyproblem]

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

[astudyintransience]

sorry i was late i can’t conceptualize time

[anxietyproblem]

I felt that

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dspressed]

I am, unfortunately, all panic and no disco

[miiriya]

[doppelgender]

when you get a masters degree youre allowed to respond to your professors emails with “ok love you”

[amanda-jess27-deactivated201908]

Grading my 3rd graders papers and I see this 😭

[lizzey-deactivated20191029]

the mood for 2019

[not-nearly-as-loud]

[rajasmanila-deactivated20190306]

the signs as shit rpdr queens said

aries: “i wouldn’t wear it but for you it’s cute”

taurus: “i don’t take anything personally except most things”

gemini: “if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything. but if you have nothing nice to say, come sit with me”

cancer: “i want to fucking win. i got bills to pay. i got dogs to put through college”

leo: “yall think i’m annoying? imagine what it’s like for me to live my life”

virgo: “gay people judging me. BIG surprise”

libra: “i was raised right so all i can do is nervous laugh at her ideas because i don’t know how to respond. i’m not going to say ‘no bitch that’s an awful idea and mine is better’ but that was the truth of this situation”

scorpio: “im not here to make best buddies bitch! this is not rupaul’s best friend race”

sagittarius: “she ordered those tears from china”

capricorn: “coco was the one backstabbing me behind my back”

aquarius: “5gs: good god get a grip girl”

pisces: “you can take the girl out of new jersey but you can’t keep the girl from giving blowjobs to homeless men alongside the new jersey turnpike ”