THE hunty

Drew, backwoods tramp(oline), never owned an inhaler

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new age posts are just edits of a joke image that have the exact same content of the original image

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[noesa]

[ubercream]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

green yoda

[adz]

[hayaomiyazaki]

romesh ranganathan is the most passionate drunk history narrator of all time

[coelacanthking]

“That’s a whole bruvah!”

[mitski-miyawakis]

CAPTIONS:

Romesh Ranganathan, narrating the re-enactment in his English accented voice: Carnarvon’s half-brother, Mervyn Herbert—DEAD! Aubrey Herbert, his other half-brother—DEAD! That’s a whole brother! DEAD!!! Carter’s secretary, Carter’s secretary, he didn’t have nothin’ to do with it, he just typed the letters—DEAD! DEAD, mate! Murked! Can you believe that shit? There’s a CURSE!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? A CURSE, MATE! YEAH? YOU DON’T GO FUCKIN’ AROUND WITH SOMEONE’S TOMB! [Romesh pauses before continuing in a calm and casual voice] Are you gettin’ my socks in the shot ‘cause I don’t want you to.

[jayinneon]

THERE’S A CURSE !!!!!

[epicactusauces]

That scene where he is forced to kneel… just look at his face omg he looks SO DONE with everything (it’s hot ngl) anyway this is my fav bucky edit

[stephrc79]

Okay but turn the sound on.

[babylizard-blog]

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

[knightzoned]

can you check in the back

[paper-backstab]

infomercial: the Topsy Turvy Tomato tree! just place the tomato plant in the vertical grow bag, add regular soil, pour in the water, and w

5yo me:

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[skylarthememequeen52-deactivate]

THE CAT IS OKAY. THE CHILD PICTURED IS EATING A DIFFERENT KIND OF SUSHI.

[hellenthetenderness]

[danisontnonfire]

[hellenthetenderness]

[earthstory]

jemallon #WildIsLife #RareLittleBugger #Pangolin

[darkestelemental616]

I KEEP FORGETTING THEY’RE BIPEDAL 

[supreme-leader-stoat]

A featherless biped?

Diogenes:

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

THEY ARE WHAT???

[nanonaturalist]

True: Pangolins are mammals who walk on two legs

[alvin-flang]

Found this gem in the redlettermedia sub

[drinkpisspissblood]

Every time I talk to my roommate I feel my pineal gland calcify and my third eye close a little bit more

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she asked me how many days there are in a year and I said “why do you not know that?” and she said “why the fuck would I need to know that?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s getting ready for work rn while listening to the Carrie Underwood song from the Super Bowl at full volume

[drinkpisspissblood]

She keeps hanging this shit up around the house

[drinkpisspissblood]

Last night she was telling me about a car accident she was in years ago and she said they had to use the “jar of live” and I was like. Do you mean the jaws of life and she said “you don’t know what the jar of life is?”

[drinkpisspissblood]

She’s sitting next to me scrolling through a facebook meme page scream laughing and showing me literally every post and saying “what’s wrong? Are you okay” if I don’t laugh hard enough

[drinkpisspissblood]

We’re at her dads house it looks like this

[anarchohellenism]

This is like the straight equivalent of Get Out

[pink-dragonair]

list of most powerful tweets

and the #1:

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[pacificrim-archive]

[paparazzied]

[btvs]

[harlequinhatter]

A classic

[artemuscain-gamingandbs]

God damn it all.

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

I LOST IT HARD

[c3rvida3]

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

[c3rvida3]

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

[c3rvida3]

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one

[pseudinymous]

I never needed to think about this, but now I’m reblogging it and all of you can suffer as well.

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It’s that time of the year again

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I walk a lonely road the only one that I have ever known

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