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ドリュー･パーカー bury me in barbed wire. tw: blood. rp blog only, move on.

[drewcifer]

i'm fucking snow white

[drewcifer]

and new.

[ssserpentofsin]

ELBOWS UP. (@drewcifer)

[drewcifer]

enter, sandman

[typeobuggy]

I have a little exercise for everybody. If you're not in a relationship, use your best friend.

Name 3 things you love, appreciate, or like about your SO/friend.

[drewcifer]

amaris is fun in the way that she always wants to talk about anything and she wants to tell you about everything that she's doing and watching and thinking and about how we feel and what's going on with us, and i like the way that makes my brain feel and like my presence matters to someone. and i like listening to her and what she has to say and knowing her brain too, obviously. and i love the way that experiencing life with her feels, like her excitement about everything we do - gigs, concerts, shows that we're watching, shows that we're wrestling, training, new food, new music, her fucking rodeos, getting pizza to share on the couch on a random tuesday - is so palpable and it infects you a little bit. and so often she is so excited about these little things, it makes being alive really so worth it.

tyler is just so fucking earnest, there's nothing hidden or mysterious or fake about him, he doesn't know how to lie, he doesn't ever think to do something dishonest, he's just so blatantly himself and true to that and his love is the same. he's also a fucking nerd and it makes me laugh, he makes me laugh and he doesn't take the stupid things too seriously and it's nice to be able to have that comfort with someone to do that.

and they're both soft hearts, big emotional babies. it's cute. i like it, it endears me.

[drewcifer]

i don't learn shit, as you can see

[drewcifer]

Mugshot.

[thegoldenboynw]

Pool party event next week in Vegas 😜

Mom is not invited

[drewcifer]

but your mum in a bikini

[drewcifer]

ec f'n drew

[drewcifer]

Paris anyone ?

[drewcifer]

baby oil baby girl

[thelastrocknrolla]

I have a cowboy hat. You are a genius, ill give you a cut.

God no, she's just over a year old but hopefully she never wants one of those little fucks taking over our house. I dont wanna be watched by an elf.

So thats a bonus of being out this year because I've been home the whole time her first year.

[drewcifer]

time to buy a farm or at least a hay bale

if she likes the elf, you have to get the elf. you have to do all the fucking ridiculous shit that the elf brings with it. you have to get creative with it, good luck.

cute. take advantage of that.

[thelastrocknrolla]

Jay on a tray?

I need something to sit on while wearing my elf hat. The child better pop.

[drewcifer]

jay on the hay, cowboy version

is your kid old enough to even understand what's going on with that?

[thelastrocknrolla]

I'm almost at being on the shelf for a year, holy fuck

[drewcifer]

put on an elf hat

be festive with it

[drewcifer]

28 today.

[ihadtaedoittoem]

whats the worst movie youve ever seen?

[ihadtaedoittoem]

mine is tusk, that movie is hot garbage water.

[ihadtaedoittoem]

Personally devastated this was not as popular as the cookie question.

[drewcifer]

i had too much of an edgy phase in highschool to answer this question truthfully

[drewcifer]

fly or whatever