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@drewharp
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@andrewharpola:Â 2 legit 2 quit but also pooped & partied out #same
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talon-harper:
  She was drunk. An early buzz at 11 AM when Chloe showed up and a day of Harperâs brunch, lunch, dinner and all the glorious dirty games and cheesy movies in between the subject of Grant and Louisa a seemingly taboo one laced with memories of old, suppressed ones at that that created a familiar rise of throat clogging pain and the tears impossible to hold in any longer. Talon and Drew remained faces lit by the colorful lights and Christmas tree Chloe insisted on.Â
   Matching Pajamaâs with reindeer and a âHo ho hoâ joke on the ass, Drewâs story meant to lighten the day long avoidance of what was and wasnât actually there for this holiday season. Sheâd brought up their parents, a usual sarcasm meant to cope. Soon finding the holiday concoctions didnât mix at all with reality. âShut up, he didnât do thatâŚwe got too old. Hell Toby was the one who ruined Santa for me⌠and he got fat. For that year, he got fat, he couldnât have even attempted fitting in the fireplaceâŚ.I donât remember thatâŚâÂ
@drewharp
"Um, yeah he did. He did that. Of course he did it for Toby, he was like, the last believer in the house left. Iâm pretty sure I encouraged him to do it, too. And it wasnât down the chimney, he came from the back door through the kitchen and round the fireplace, but Toby wasnât even looking so we caught him at the right moment. It was a good one. Perfect weight for Santa, too. Probably the top three santas of all time.â Drew, though not quite okay with seeing her in this mid-happy mid-sad state, knew that it was the wine that was causing most of it, and he was under its influence too. So for once, he let it go. Still, the attempt remained on focusing the memories towards more neutral things. âThat time the icicles fell from the roof and hit the car though, and actually cracked the windshield. Â Ian was all...waving his arms...âTHE HOUSE ...IS ATTACKING THE CAR!ââ
talon-harper:
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âł INSTAGRAM: Edythe Schillingâ uploaded a new photo:
@EDYSCHILL: Happy Holidays!! For once I can finally mean it when I get to spend all day with @talon-harper in my arms. Hug your friends. Take embarrassing pictures of them to save for blackmail later. Force them into impromptu dance competitions. Love this one & the rest of the Harper cult for making me feel like part of their squad and filling me with joy (and wine).Â
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Talon-Harper replied to your photo: Sheâs drinking the Kool-Aid. Missionâs eventually accomplished.Â
@andrewharpola replied to your photo: i am still the undefeated macaroni champion. always. forever. @andrewharpola replied to your photo: **macaroni @andrewharpola replied to your photo: ***macarena. wine does not like me spelling.
A Cure for Wellness (2017)
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riley-m:
âSo, as it turns out Iâm not the town drunk and like 10 people owe me a really big apology. Assholes.â She groaned, âOn the other hand, Resident Of The Year so like, hell yeah me. Iâll take my payment in wine and undying gratitude.âÂ
"You won Resident of The Year? Congrats, man. Probably a well deserved award. I donât know about the rest of these categories though, the same five people won everything and Iâm just like...who? I donât know these people. Iâve never heard of them. Where did they come from?â
thenameis-kev:
Kevin couldnât hold back the little childish laugh that explained him when the other decided to go along with his joke, the small move of his eyebrows making things to his tipsy self, but he kept his cool act up like a professional. âIâll change the question for you, though,â Kevin said in a tone that sounded as if he was trying to outsmart the other, though his one and only purpose was to tease. âWould you let me blow your whistle?â
Drewâs laughter was muted, understated, but that was usually the way with him. He wasnât loud or boisterous about things he found funny or clever, instead finding a quiet admiration for them. With two fingers slipping under the rope holding the whistle-keychain, he held it up, shaking it like a bell. âBe my guest.â Though of course, he knew that wasnât the only thing they were talking about. âI hear these guys donât like loud ruckuses though, so it might be best tried elsewhere.â With a smirk that was stolen partway by the bartender finishing mixing their drinks, each tall glass circled with blue flames, he made a noise to bring said drinks to attention. âWell, que sera sera...â  It wasnât exactly Latin, but close enough, Drew thought as he slid the other glass across the bartop.
thenameis-kev:
Kevinâs lopsided smirk finally became complete as he leaned back on the bar, eyes posed on the blonde man, though little by little his focus started to open to more details about him. His clothes, for example, eccentric, like nothing someone else would wear, though Kevin would in a heartbeat, and somewhere in between his appreciation for his jacket and his shirt, he spotted a peculiar necklace, one he had heard of earlier⌠He let out a little chuckle, a secret between him and a dear friend. And well⌠the person who happened to be wearing such necklace had indeed more interesting things that the item hanging around his neckâ was there a hole at the⌠It was a whistle. A penis whistle. With a whirlwind of thoughts, Kevin almost missed everything the man said, which was quite sad, actually, because he actually meant what he saidâ keep talking smart to me, boy, he thought. Focus, Kevin. Goddammit. âI⌠do know what Carpe Diem is, so⌠Carpe Diem it is,â he grinned, though he shook his head. âI justâ Sorry, got distracted. Mind if I ask if⌠Are you just wearing that necklace for the sake of wearing it, or do you actually blow the whistle?â
Drew signalled drunken finger-guns in the dark haired Ravenâs direction, turning momentarily to the bartender who was making up the drinks, before turning back. âI have blown the whistle a couple of times, yes. Not here though. Not yet. Never know though, an occasion might call for it,â he made his eyebrows do a wave. âLet you in on a little secret though, itâs actually a keychain. I turned it into a necklace âcause people notice more and comment. Always fun to ask would you like to blow my penis whistle?â He followed it with a hearty chuckle, his breath faintly coloured with the aroma of rich red wines.
talon-harper:
   âIn an event of an attack yes, itâs neat. Discriptive if not a little crassâŚall I can say is ityay'say everclay utbay youyay oday esembleray ethay okerjay. Itâs not a bad thing. Probably in season at Rupture, Iâll have to send a body shot to Sam.Â
âHey, if anyone knows about crass and punk, itâs Vivienne, godmother of crass and punk. So I take that and turn it into a compliment. Okerjay? Are we talking about the Aredjay Etolay okerjay? Because now that, I find if only just a little bit insulting. Iâm at least a Nicholson, hopefully Ledger. Samâll be here, wonât she? God, you know whatâs bothersome...all these people named Sam popping up in town all of a sudden. Itâs like, câmon guys, did everyone in â91 or â92 name their kid Sam...I know four Samâs in town now, itâs becoming a problem.â
thenameis-kev:
Kevinâs attention was pulled abruptly by a certain blonde individual with one of the most striking eyes he had seen that nightâ or in all Lanford, if he was being honest. He quirked an eyebrow as his initial reaction, though a smirk tugged at one side of his lips. âI am⌠very confused right now. I have no clue what you just said, but all I want to ask is for you to keep the smart talk going for the rest of the night.â
âYouâre in luck, itâs something of a specialty of mine,â Drew returned, spirits boosted by his overture being received warmly. He took one final drink, emptying his glass, and continued on being Drew. âAre you familiar with the latin, in omnia paratus? Ready for all things â also possibly translated as, âyou jump, I jumpâ? I ordered two of a drink I have absolutely no certainty of the contents of, and now would like to extend one to you. So...carpe diem?â
@thenameis-kev
[After eyeing him up and down for probs a good minute and a half k.] âIâd say whatâs cookinâ good lookin, if it wasnât severely overused, so instead, Iâm going to say......................... ...............what is being prepared, person of pulchritudinous appearance?â
hazelboyd:
âIâm sorry, what? I- uh⌠Were you talking to me, or? I think I might just have zoned out for a minute,â said Hazel and turned to look at the person closest to her. âI mean look at this place! Have you ever seen anything like it before? Itâs like the inside of a jewellery designers head.â
"I have, actually, at the Prague International Film Festival. Looked pretty much like this. Except Alan Rickman and Viggo Mortensen were there, and that made for a much livelier party, âcourse.â
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talon-harper:
   âIs that a penis on your neck?âÂ
@drewharp
âItâs a keychain, but I fashioned it to a necklace â neat, huh? Just thought an actual whistle would be so cool. A penile whistle â ha â get it, penile, penal? Referee?â
âBut say what I know you really want to say â âDrew, why are you earingway thatway odawfulgay bominationay?ââ
Andrew Harper @ Kingsgate Charity Gala
Suit: Gucci Menâs Spring 2017 Shoes: Gucci Menâs Spring 2017 Clutch with Penis Whistle keychain: Vivienne Westwood 2016 Impeccably Good Genes: courtesy Harper family Hairball: courtesy Butterfinger
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