Drew's Mews 'n' News 'n' Ews

Randomized and uncategorized thoughts, goings-on, likes, ramblings, essays, etc.

[drewizzle102]

Appalachian Auror Academy

My fellow Americans: where would the United States' wizardry and witchcraft school be? What would it be called? Describe it to me. I want to be immersed.

[drewizzle102]

'flix and wine

And as long as I got my 'flix and wine, I'ma leave it all in my bed tonight. And you got fixed up to the nines; Let me show you a few things.

[drewizzle102]

Pomegranate #margarita and chorizo #nachos at #elrey in #philly. #stevenstarr

[drewizzle102]

WHY TF HAVE I NEVER REALIZED UNTIL NOW THAT PHOEBE’S BROTHER IS THE ONE WHO LEFT THE CONDOM FOR HER WHEN SHE SANG SMELLY CAT OUTSIDE OF CENTRAL PERK IN SEASON 2?!?! I feel like the worst fan ever.

[drewizzle102]

DRAGONS

All I want to know or see is how Diggory, Delacour, and Krum got their golden eggs from their dragons.

[drewizzle102]

#mcm #eddieredmayne #brownhair #greeneyes #freckles #british #alloftheperfect

[drewizzle102]

WYR

Would you rather sleep in a bed with a big aggressive spider every night or sleep on the floor with no pillow or blanket?

[drewizzle102]

Hmm

With all of Sheldon's oddities about food and it's preparation I find it curious that he always so regularly eats lunch from a university cafeteria.

[drewizzle102]

TROLO

John Hancock: The Original Troll

[drewizzle102]

The Struggle

Why can't they invent a body pillow with arms and legs that has hair and smiles and that has a penis and that is a man?

[drewizzle102]

Rehashed

Keep your friends close, and keep your enemies far away, because you're not an international spy and you're just asking for trouble if you keep them close.

[drewizzle102]

Ginger Snaps

do you guys think harry and hermione told ron about their time turner adventure at the end of PoA or does a part of that sexy little ginger still think he's mildly crazy

[hashtaglmao]

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

[dokidoki-artichokee]

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

[insect-charm-deactivated2016060]

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

[ellierose101-deactivated2018120]

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

[theravennerd]

VIVA LA PLUTO!!!

[drewizzle102]

Poop

People are always so amazed when they see celebrities doing everyday things like grocery shop or jog. I personally have the hardest time grasping that celebrities poop, but... everybody does. It's just really difficult to imagine Sofia Vergara or Leonardo DiCaprio pinching one out.

[freak-your-mind]

[drewizzle102]

This is awesome.

[comedycentral]

Thanks to the Obamacare website, Michele Bachmann is a genius and liberalism is dead.

Click here to watch.

[drewizzle102]

Hero. Colbert, not Bachmann.

[mizzt420-deactivated20160106]

Pictures courtesy of : http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/things-that-look-just-like-childhood

1. THE HARDEST GAME YOU WILL EVER PLAY.

2. THE ORIGINAL TEXT MESSAGE

3. THESE BAD BOYS

[drewizzle102]

Idk about #8. I got a Star Wars pen out of a box of Golden Grahams a couple of weeks ago, and it was the highlight of that week.