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Rocket Raccoon’s Emails (I assume):

hi can we unironically bring back 2012 avengers fandom, im talking serious “everyone has their own floor on stark tower designed by tony and they all have communal movie nights” shit

seventeenthcircleofhell

Tony obsessively drinking unholy amounts of pure black coffee, Clint in the vents, Nat sharpening knives at every gathering, Thor waxing poetic about Pop Tarts, Bruce being the Avenger’s personal medic, Steve going on a run at 5am every day, communal breakfast. I miss that.

salty-ironstrange-shipper

just add the newer characters to it

Stark Tower is about to get a whole lot taller

ballyhoobarnes-deactivated20210

I never left the 2012 avengers fandom I refuse

drglitterhips

Glad I’m not the one only one who still reads those fics

inactivewhore

Chris Evans & Scarlett Johansson during the USO Tour

wikketkrikket

So you know this scene...

I always found it a bit odd. Hilarious, but it raised too many questions. When did Steve make these? Why did Steve make these? How did he manage to be so cheesy and overly sincere knowing how much crap he would get from the other Avengers for it?

Well, today my sister told me her headcanon. Picture the scene. Steve leans on the back of a chair, as above. Peter immediately launches into ‘So, you got detention…’. Cap blinks. Peter awkwardly tries to explain. It turns out Cap has no idea what videos he means, and neither do any of the other Avengers.

So they get in touch with the company who made them, and they swear blind that it was really the real Captain America, and that it all his idea. That he came in and said how much he wanted to help the youth of today.And the Avengers all lose it because someone is running around doing an unbelievably good impression of Captain America, they could have destroyed his reputation, they could have infiltrated the Avengers; and instead all they are apparently using it for is to make silly, embarrassing videos.

It’s completely baffling. Who could possibly be behind it all?

A mystery.

crystal-jack-asripines

OH????

MY?????

GOD??????

allthingsthorki

ACCEPTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chuuulip

😱😱😱

holdmecloseandfast

This is even more plausible after endgame.

typhoidmeri

Or it’s this asshole:

The fantastic four may not exist in this universe but a Johnny Storm, who’s a desperate no-list actor surfing casting couches? He just might.

unicornbrie

THE CARLTON DANCE

weheartchrisevans

Spend some time with Chris Evans and you start to understand that Chris Evans doesn’t drink the Chris Evans Kool-Aid. The actor could certainly steep in celebrity in L.A., but he’d rather be back east, back home, where instead of paparazzi, he’s seen by deer and dogs and maybe a few retirees on their daily workouts, slogging down the road in sweats. Where on the weekends, his old friends like to tell him that he’s a shitty actor, and he’s perfectly cool with that. - Chris Evans photographed by Miller Mobley for Men’s Journal

beardedchrisevans

dailyteamcap

filmouts

Chris Evans + smiling to the camera

tchalia

doctorenterprise

steve: [does something illegal]

steve: [gets called out for it]

steve: ok but TECHNICALLY..,

phdna

Steve is shameless and definitely not Lawful Good

Pass it on

The truth will set you free

solarcat

People who don’t know Captain America think he’s Lawful Good. People who know Captain America think he’s Neutral Good. People who know Steve Rogers know he’s absolutely Chaotic Good.