Your International Gratuitous Smut Peddler

Call me Inky. 18+ Multi-fandom. Fanfic writer of the dark variety. Once a furric shipper always a furric shipper. Currently into Half Man (follows from grimboigio)

[driedinkblots]

currently miserable but time travelling niall/ruben having a foursome with their younger selves is like the glinting light in a dark pit. keeping me going.

[teh-nos]

this fic is so good i hope i write it

[doumekiss]

Please let's take a moment of silence for all the fujoshi women in the half man universe who probably read Niall's book and shipped Cosmo/Billy, and had to deal with being called problematic for shipping something inspired by two irl step-brothers, and then a few years later when everything seemed to have quieted down the irl guys who were the inspiration for the characters killed each other and the shipping discourse about if it is okay to ship Cosmo/Billy started all over again

[collarboundprince]

“if you act like a dog im gonna treat you like one” bro literally pinkie promise me rn.

[rabbitmotifs]

me when im in a niall x ruben competition and my opponent is richard gadd

[guiltfactory]

put him in a shock collar right now

[driedinkblots]

Ahem... Niall & Ruben primal play *drops mic*

[bertiebingobiffy]

imagine being someone's plus one at the wedding. you don't know anyone else there, you're two drinks in and then a beefy guy starts causing problems and being weird with niall. you find out they're brothers, then they disappear, the cops show up, bust open the barn, the brother's body gets rolled out (SHIRTLESS?) and the groom is dead on the floor with a c*m stain on his kilt. i'd take a few bottles of wine as compensation.

[driedinkblots]

folks are gonna turn gadd & bell into larry aren't they 😮‍💨🚬

[tainbocuailnge]

[bravely] i like it when the smaller one tops

[nieyao]

[bbybluemochi]

“It's the best and the worst thing, all at once. It's like the only thing. It's the only thing I've ever felt. It's like I'm fucking... high off of you, or something” Half Man, 2026

[driedinkblots]

oh god wait ruben got baird's name tattooed over his heart...... his heart. his beating bloody muscle. the centerpiece of his entire world. the thing he spends the entire show protecting. baird is niall's child. niall took his heart out. shocked that he honestly didn't, like, scratch the tattoo out himself actually. but it was never the kid's fault.

[jonmoxleys]

I feel it everywhere. It sort of runs through me in a way. It's like… dangerous. It is the best and the worst thing all at once. It's like the only thing. It's the only thing I've ever felt. It's like I'm fucking… high off of you or something. Chemically dependent. I don't know.

HALF MAN 1.06

[cosimads]

Half Man by Richard Gadd All Down Darkness Wide by Seán Hewitt

[boo-kei]

Richard on Niall's death

[wildhood]

i think the final barn scene is shot like a sex scene because they ARE having sex. i think they're both hard and humping each other through their clothes. when they showed the wet patches on niall's kilt at the end it didn't even occur to me that it could be blood until i logged on here because i just assumed it was cum. a little death before death #mytruth

[driedinkblots]

God, like, I know there's absolutely no other way for it to have ended, but I need to write something for them. Not fluff, not a fix-it. Something truly monstrous to fit Niall and Ruben's shared monstrosity, their strangulated conjoined collapsing star of a relationship.