Ash/Wasp

It/he/bug, obnoxious Ao3: driedupeyeballs! Sometimes I write stuff :> Pfp is by Adiahb I LOVE REPTILES

[driedupeyeballs]

Updated intro post ~

HI IM WASP!!!! it/he/bug I love pirates and snakes

My Royal Sword Academy dorms

(Twst) OC Masterlist

(Twst oc x canon) Ship Masterlist

I don’t post super often but I’m trying to fix that

eyeless.spider on the instagrams… usually PMC Kalim, Overhaul, Dipper Pines, and Cooking Mama at HolMat and MetroCon u might have met me there (I’m also Jamil’s Toes from HolMat ‘23)

I mainly post about twisted wonderland and my OCs of it. Blanket nonsharer warning, I have A LOT of oc x canon ships and I have a goal to have one for every canon (excluding the children). My main ones are for Kalim, Jamil, and Floyd. I’m sharing with all #idgaf

Other Fandoms!: Ever After High, Chainsaw Man, Monster High, Descendants, Pretty Cure, Marvel (MCU, mostly Cap) Pokemon (Gen 7/8/9), MHA, MLP, Disney princesses and Disney in general, Sweeney Todd, Frieren, Heaven’s Design Team, and Sonic. I’m also super into Lorcana!

I also have a special interest of snakes and other reptiles, and most insects/arachnids!!

My favorite characters!!

Twst: Kalim, Jamil, Azul, Floyd, Jade, Ruggie, Minajael

EAH: Apple, Cerise

Monster High: Spectra, Twyla, Ghoulia, Viperine, Elissabat

Pretty Cure: Cure Miracle, Joker, Cure Peace, Cure Gelato

Pokemon: Piers, Kieran, Hau, Hop, Gladion

Marvel: Bucky, Sam, Steve

Chainsaw Man: Angel, Aki, Reze

Mha: Sero, Kirishima

Disney: Captain Hook, Jasmine, Aladdin, Aurora, Mulan, John Silver, Robin Hood, Flynn Ryder, Rapunzel

MLP: Fluttershy, Applejack, Sunset Shimmer

Sonic: Silver the Hedgehog, Metal Sonic, Shadow the Hedgehog

Heaven’s Design Team: Shimoda, Pluto, Venus

Descendants: Harry, Jay, Uma

Ships I like in no particular order😛 (Flojami n RugKali r my mains)

Twst: FloJami, AzuJami, RugKali, RidoAzu, JeiKali, AzuKali, FloKali, JeiJami, JeiRook, IdiKei, VilIdia, Leoide, LeoVil as divorcees, Lionclub, Apple Pie, Cherry Juice

Pokemon: Piers/Raihan, Hop/Bede, Marnie/Gloria, Hop/Victor, Hau/Gladion, Kieran/Florian

Marvel: Sambucky AND Stucky ❤️ love is love

Descendants: Piratetheif (Harry/Jay idk if that’s a widely used name), Malevie, Benlos, honestly most Harry ships I vibe with

Also Akiangel, Kiribaku, Rarijack, Flutterdash, and Sonadow

#ash-rambles for my general bullshitting and talking. Feel free to (pls) tag me in stuff abt the aforementioned characters/ships and about snakes/other reptiles *bats eyelashes*

[driedupeyeballs]

My goal is to be able to do art fight next year, and like….. is it considered rude to ask for no mass attacks slash genuine question

Like obvs I would still appreciate them and I’ve loved my ocs being in group stuff in the past but I’m kinda picky abt how my ocs interact w other characters especially OCs I don’t know………… and since I’ll have my sonas on there I’m even pickier abt how they interact w other characters

Idk if I’ll even be able to do it tho cuz I lowk shut down under deadlines . Insert cooked dog image

[dumbpuppyfag]

smitten is such a great word :) omg he's so cute it feels like i'm being killed by god

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i was training a young person at work, and she referred to sexual assault as "SA" out loud, and i immediately was like, "no, it's sexual assault, call it what it is," bc idgaf if the algorithm overlords have taught y'all that you should fear direct language, how tf do any of you expect to ever address real issues with any amount of seriousness if you can't even say the words? imagine an advocate looking a sexual assault survivor in the eyes and asking "did he grape you?" it's absolutely fucking absurd, but these young interns and new hires are coming into an environment where we deal with survivors of all different kinds of abuse, and they're coming with the mindset that the words are as bad as the actions, and that makes them shitty at the job and look juvenile af

i HATE self-censorship for a lot of reasons, but being in crisis work makes it even more frustrating. who are you censoring for? like i am being so fr, WHO are you censoring for? have you even thought it through? people who have been raped know that they have been raped. if someone attempts suicide or is grieving someone who did, saying "sewer slide" isn't going to protect them from any of the feelings. a murder victim's family isn't going to feel better bc you said "unalived" instead of murdered. if anything, it's just extremely invalidating and othering. it's saying "what happened to you is so bad that i won't even say the word," which is NOT trauma-informed care. you are not protecting survivors/victims when you self-censor. the ONLY things you protect when you self-censor are the puritanical ideologies that are being encouraged by rich fascists who want your money and obedience

say the fucking words, guys. just say the goddamn words before i go insane!!!

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

there are a handful of responses to this (some just obvious rage bait, but several genuine and well-meaning) pointing out that "sa" isn't the same as the other terms i highlighted, which i think is a valid criticism, so let me give more context. i did clarify this already in the replies, but just to put it somewhere slightly more public, in the incident i was specifically referring to, my problem was less with "sa" being used, than the fact that she was extremely uncomfortable when i asked her to clarify and say the actual words. acronyms are not inherently evil. social service/non-profit workers speak in acronyms constantly. i say "dv" instead of "domestic violence" a lot, just because it's faster. but! these acronyms are mainly used to communicate with each other, not with clients, and they are said for ease, not for censorship. you'll hear us say "dv" and "domestic violence" in the same breath sometimes, because it has nothing to do with being afraid to say it. my trainee--whom, for the record, i liked a lot and who was a very capable young woman, but who also did not have a lot of experience in the field--did not say "sa" that way. she said it in an undertone voice, like it was a secret or shameful, and clearly wasn't comfortable saying the words in full, which simply cannot happen in the job position i was training her for. hence why i likened it to self-censorship

(also, side note, mb it's different elsewhere, but i pretty much never hear "sa" said aloud. written, yes, but not spoken. i had no idea wtf she was even talking about at first, that's just not something we tend to shorten when speaking)

the thing is, there is a difference between the type of self-censorship i'm referring to, and being able to read the room and know when softer language is needed. english has plenty of euphemistic language built into it already, that softens things without censoring it. like saying to someone, "i heard your mother died" vs "i heard your mother passed away," or "he took his life" rather than "he killed himself"

it works with triggers, too. at work, we might ask a survivor, "did they harm you," or, "did they ever make you perform sex acts you were uncomfortable with" instead of "were you abused" or "were you raped," bc those terms carry a lot of connotation and weight that survivors might not be ready to accept yet. but there's still a directness there that doesn't lessen the impact or shame the survivor

the dumbass algorithm terms are not like this. they aren't the natural evolution of language, as i've seen some people claim. if a term is conceived to first and foremost appease advertisers and corporations, it is not a term that exists to help someone. "unalived" is not compassionate and direct. "sewer slide" "grape" "pdf" whatever the fuck--these are not compassionate or direct. putting a weird slant rhyme on a word so an algorithm doesn't flag it is not "protecting survivors." you're using those terms because you think you're not allowed to say the real ones. that is, by definition, censorship. and when this happens to the point that the terms enter people's every day lexicon, you get people like my trainee, who are so used to thinking they're not allowed to say certain things, that they get uncomfortable and embarrassed saying the thing in a place that exists specifically to deal with that thing

ultimately, it comes down to this: if the purpose of your vocabulary is to promote fear, then your vocabulary is dangerous and should be reevaluated. language is such a big component in a society's belief system. do not let them control yours

[ganondilf]

I don’t watch Once Upon A Time but every clip I’ve seen is like

Quasimodo: “And where is the amulet?” Edgar from Aristocats: “Safe and sound I assure you. Isn’t that right, Lightning McQueen?” *the sounds of revving comes out of the shadows*

Commercial break

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[drivemetogeek]

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

Well...I mean...accurate?

[novastarfox]

I'm Omniace and I'm attracted to you and your family

[novalunarabem]

We're aroace which means we're attracted to her

HELLO???? Technically we're also gay so this isn't even accurate

[heyhellohihowareyou]

I’m arospec which means I’m attracted to men and I have no problem being a lesbian

….okay

[driedupeyeballs]

I’m queer which means I’m attracted to people that I know are gay

HELLO???

[driedupeyeballs]

Can my golden scarab explore your cave of wonders

[heyhellohihowareyou]

how high were you when you wrote this

[driedupeyeballs]

Hi!

[driedupeyeballs]

Can my golden scarab explore your cave of wonders

[driedupeyeballs]

What’s with these homies disintegrating my girl

[sirfetchd]

how it feels to be obsessed with your own ocs but you cant think of what to say about them

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[maple-salad]

op says we can repost

[hiveswap]

Heartbreaking: the worst type of person you know made an excellent point

[yb-cringe]

[marz-genesis]

sambucky yuri be upon ye

[heyhellohihowareyou]

Rin’s Puppets fun facts:

He’s such a loser

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