A Mess But An Aware Mess

An adult called Briana. I have a lot of thoughts about a lot of things. 🏳️‍🌈

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

moms be like “call me if you need me” and then leave their phone on the other side of the house charging the entire day

[sinatrasmafiaconnections]

Anyways tag urself I’m the endless gay disappointment contained in one singular “Oh” !

[dj-bsnow-deactivated20130913]

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

[killing-hannibals-body]

Villanelle ghost wrote this

[uswntish]

I said what I said ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[uswntish]

worth it

[emmettmccartycullen]

Edward: *sticking Bella’s menstrual cup in the freezer* yummy, popsicles :)

[paperfruit-deactivated20200815]

one day you will have to answer to a god who will not be as merciful as us

[thepuppyclub]

Being a girl in middle school / high school must be an absolute nightmare in the age of instagram because of this sense of proximity you have with girls your age that are famous for nothing else but for being pretty and having a bankable online avatar that exploits both the consumer and the girl on the screen and I can’t imagine what it feels like. 

[localstarboy]

Today is the only day you can reblog this

[thoughtap]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[killuac0re]

pros to dating me:

i’ll actually respond to ur text

u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)

we can hold hands

butt touches

cuddles? ? ? yes good

i’ll play with your hair

u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone

smooches

[mxnrique]

jojo: get out (LEAVE!) right now! it’s the end of you and me. it’s too late (NOW!) and i can’t wait for you to be gone! cuz i know about her (WHO!) and i wonder (WHY!) how i bought all the lies. you said that you could treat me right but you was just a waste of time!

10 year old me:

[mxnrique]

me listening to the 2018 version:

[graybybaby]

Edward: *damages Bella’s car so it won’t start so she can’t drive to see Jacob*

12 year old me: aw :) protective :)

me now:

[xarles56-deactivated20191230]

Bella and Edward’s is the very definition of a toxic relationship. She cares more about him than she cares about herself (and no, that’s not romantic, that’s just poor self-esteem) and he’s dangerously controlling and has an irritating disdainful attitude towards her opinions and thoughts.

If you’re in that kind of relationship: RUN.

[astrodickology]

When Jackie Aina said: “I’ve never been called ugly by someone more attractive than me ”….i felt that

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[alexundefined]

Busy not stressing

[onlyblackgirl]

Busy not dealing with niggas.

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

Busy enjoying peace

[disneydatass]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT 

[jehovahhthickness]

I can’t wait to be this type of parent.

[mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate]

[knifefightscene]

[blackqueerblog]

Black Fathers Rock! 

[enlightenedsilverking]

Me as a father

[eclecticblkgirl]

Please let this be my children with their father

[oldtheawkwardgent]

Please let me let my children be this happy with me as their father.

[hockeylesbians]

They cheered for the baby and booed everyone else. This is the greatest thing 

(i saw this on twitter but hadn’t seen it on tumblr so i needed to post it. pls watch this)