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moms be likeĀ ācall me if you need meā and then leave their phone on the other side of the house charging the entire day
Anyways tag urself Iām the endless gay disappointment contained in one singular āOhā !
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple āThank Youā will suffice. None of this āHow did you get in my houseā business. So rude
Villanelle ghost wrote this
I said what I said ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
worth it
Edward: *sticking Bellaās menstrual cup in the freezer* yummy, popsicles :)
one day you will have to answer to a god who will not be as merciful as us
Being a girl in middle school / high school must be an absolute nightmare in the age of instagram because of this sense of proximity you have with girls your age that are famous for nothing else but for being pretty and having a bankable online avatar that exploits both the consumer and the girl on the screen and I canāt imagine what it feels like.Ā
Today is the only day you can reblog this
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pros to dating me:
iāll actually respond to ur text
u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
we can hold hands
butt touches
cuddles?Ā ?Ā ? yes good
iāll play with your hair
u donāt have to worry about me liking other people bc iām annoyed by almost everyone
smooches
jojo: get out (LEAVE!) right now! itās the end of you and me. itās too late (NOW!) and i canāt wait for you to be gone! cuz i know about her (WHO!) and i wonder (WHY!) how i bought all the lies. you said that you could treat me right but you was just a waste of time!
10 year old me:
me listening to the 2018 version:
Edward: *damages Bellaās car so it wonāt start so she canāt drive to see Jacob*
12 year old me: aw :) protective :)
me now:
Bella and Edwardās is the very definition of a toxic relationship. She cares more about him than she cares about herself (and no, thatās not romantic, thatās just poor self-esteem) and heās dangerously controlling and has an irritating disdainful attitude towards her opinions and thoughts.
If youāre in that kind of relationship: RUN.
When Jackie Aina said: āIāve never been called ugly by someone more attractive than me āā¦.i felt that
Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep
Sounds busy to me
Busy not stressing
Busy not dealing with niggas.
Busy enjoying peace
THIS IS SO IMPORTANTĀ
I canāt wait to be this type of parent.
Black Fathers Rock!Ā
Me as a father
Please let this be my children with their father
Please let me let my children be this happy with me as their father.
They cheered for the baby and booed everyone else. This is the greatest thingĀ
(i saw this on twitter but hadnāt seen it on tumblr so i needed to post it. pls watch this)