alea iacta est !

sawyer•they/them•bi•26•lover of soup, the philadelphia eagles, & terrible puns•

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[icarianarts]

Squidward looks so cute and happy here he is loving this bath

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[tiredyke]

we have to stop letting men comment on women’s bodies period. we should be hitting them with rocks over this

[alnitaks]

starry.eyed.stitcher

[inimoose]

Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[mawofthemagnetar]

The problem with being low support needs is that people mentally autocorrect that to “no support needs” and then proceed to give you absolutely nothing and then get surprised when you implode after six months.

[antrea]

[25.12.20] @ new york rangers

trying to see

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

[charl0ttan]

can we please make this go viral

[charl0ttan]

can we make this thing go viral

[andastra-en-route-deactivated20]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[dragongirlbunny]

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

[charl0ttan]

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars