BIHAN

I just be doing shit idk. Certified Dorne Head™️

[n0ahsferatu]

scooby-doo ass gang fr

[waterdhaviancheeses]

Single Mages are dying to meet you!

[skipppppy]

Baldur’s Gate 3 experience is going fine i guess

[vishiniwrites]

I think there's something weirdly tragic about Maekar being a good king. Because the man we meet at Ashford would not be a good king. Which suggests that when he does take the Iron Throne, he makes a tremendous effort to play against his character, and do the boring work of keeping the peace and tolerating people that he doesn't like. And it's hard not to read that as Maekar trying to be as like Baelor as he can be, because it should be Baelor on the throne, and it's Maekar's fault that it isn't.

[hylialeia]

easy to forget but book jon snow is great actually. he gets so drunk he cries in his first chapter. he's 16 years old and laser focused on loan negotiation. he keeps getting promoted against his will. he's the chosen fantasy protagonist with the worst genre awareness ever. he implements pro immigration social reforms. he has a giant albino pet wolf. he cuts a guy's head off. he thinks he invented cunnilingus. he's been dead for 15 years.

[slaughter-kin]

he’s my husband

[slaughter-kin]

he’s my husband

[valarrsfave]

Sometimes you just need your super tuff paladin girlfriend to throw things, and that’s okay.

[princessrhcenyra]

GAME OF THRONES

1x01 – "WINTER IS COMING"

[waterdhaviancheeses]

Single Mages are dying to meet you!

[valarrsfave]

My dear Rhaenora, The Half-Drow noble who became a Paladin and broke her fellowship’s vows and was named an oathbreaker so she could return home to Baldurs Gate and seek vengeance for her slain family and to get her ancestral home back, you will always be famous TO MEEEEEE!!!!!!

[valarrsfave]

I fucking hate when people cannot comprehend the Cat and Jon relationship like yes it’s bad she couldn’t come to love her husbands bastard (though Cersei literally killed all the bastard children of her husband and it’s shown time and time again how that is the cultural norm of the time) but SHE ALSO KNOWS THIS IS A FLAW OF HERS?!!!!! SHE LITERALLY SAYS MULTIPLE TIMES THAT SHE BELIEVES HER FAMILY IS BEING PUNISHED BECAUSE SHE COULD NOT BRING HERSELF TO LOVE A MOTHERLESS CHILD SHE KNOWS IT OH MY GOD LEAVE MY GOAT ALONEEEEEEE AND LADY STONEHEART IS GOING TO MAKE UP FOR IT CAUSE SHE KNOWS BETTER NOW GODDDDDUHHHH!!!!!

[cursedvida]

Name something more girl-dad coded than Lyonel Baratheon literally starting a whole rebellion and triggering a massive national political crisis to the point of almost causing a civil war because some useless prince decided to break his betrothal to his little girl. I’ll wait.

[valarrsfave]

Right…. Right…….

[divinament]

Thank you, GRRM. Thank you, Ira Parker

[winterhalcyon]

RIP Lyonel Baratheon. You would have loved 2009 party culture.

[hammersanvil]