Outer-inner monologue

Dreams, rants, idle thought - for the sake of it

[drimakemwell]

showering while home alone!

Do I open my eyes, and risk getting shampoo in them.. or do I close them, and risk getting murdered Janet Leigh style??? 

Decisions... 

[gifbro]

[tastefullyoffensive]

How to scar someone for life.

[drimakemwell]

DHEY!

[drimakemwell]

So this is totally lame, and I know I play way too much, but I wanted photographic evidence of this, cause I thought it'd never happen! (I suck)

[drimakemwell]

Current pr.. 160kg.. Kind of a grind these days.. Gotta keep going!

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if everyone has super powers, but they’re just really oddly specific so no one discovers their super power?

[drimakemwell]

I think mine might honestly be the ability to survive falling out of trees, because once, I tripped out of a tree (yes, I tripped) while climbing down, and I managed to land gracefully on one leg! I would otherwise have broken several things!

[drimakemwell]

More deadlifting problems - Man of Steel, I am not! Back was super sore after failing to lockout 167.5kg 3 days ago, so today was higher in volume, but lighter.. I also did extra sets of deficit and rack pulls.. Then 4x15 hyper extensions.. I am dead, and my hands are angry with me! :P

[drimakemwell]

Batman Vs. Superman (no spoilers)

Sad Ben Affleck bums me out... Batman V Supes is really very OK - and I mean that. The trailers gave away too much, and our expectations were way too high - I mean, mine weren’t, because the trailers.. yeah

I see why some have problems with it, there’s lots of unnecessary stuff happening in there, and it’s a tad bloated - but it’s still pretty fun, and it does look great. 

I don’t actually think you need to turn your brain off to enjoy it, just remember to try and have fun. 

[drimakemwell]

conversation with a friend led me to realise that the magic of Christmas never actually goes away if you can take as much joy in giving a gift as an adult as you got receiving one as a child..

I love giving gifts, I get to be really creative, and I get so giddy keeping surprises from people.. it’s way better than getting something 

[drimakemwell]

I’ve been watching an absurd amount of Olympic lifting lately..and I really want to learn how to clean/snatch properly - don’t get me wrong, I love my squats and my deadlifts, it just looks so athletic to be able to rip something off the floor, front squat it, and then get it over head. 

In other news Lu Xiaojun is my new favourite human. 

[drimakemwell]

there are deadlift motivation videos, squat motivation videos... and bench press motivation videos...

where the hell is my cottage cheese eating motivational video!? 

[drimakemwell]

Reasons why I love my classmates

Ramadan is my classmate - he’s from Libya, and we’re doing a course where we teach English to foreign people. Our students are from various parts of the world... Libya, Poland, Eritrea, and Iran. We also have one (extremely cute) Japanese student. Her name is Naoka. 

Ramadan is a good guy, very personable, quite relaxed in front of the class. A very natural presence in the classroom. His kryptonite, however, is names. Anyway, apparently he was having a bad night tonight in teaching practise because he was even tripping over the usually very manageable Mehdi, and Tahmi. 

I wasn't teaching today, and as is the norm for the non-teaching students we sat at the back of the class and took notes on the teaching students for feedback sessions. It’s important that we (like the supervisors) remain a fly on the wall. The class was small today, so everyone got asked questions multiple times - including Naoka. 

He said her name about 50 different ways. None of them even close. Nowkie. Nookie. No-key. ...and the best one - Nokia.

Fucking NOKIA. 

I almost died. The dude is a legend. Definitely the funniest college moment. No debate. 

tl dr: dude in my english teaching class called a Japanese Student Nokia. 

[drimakemwell]

Not a great picture, I may have been a little more focused on eating :P I must confess that I deeply dislike cottage cheese, but I eat it anyway, because it's a good source of protein, and it covers part of my fats for the day. Legs aren't feeling so bad today! Gonna smash out some overhead presses later!

[drimakemwell]

Eating big! Post leg day meal

[drimakemwell]

My Cons starting to look a little bit worse for wear! I work out in these all the time, since the flat sole is ideal for squatting and deadlifting in.. I bought them in China, and I wore them the day I visited the Great Wall of China. They're actually a little small because I couldn't get a half size, but I love them to bits!

[drimakemwell]

Morning routine :P Cottage cheese and Blueberries :D

[drimakemwell]

Deadlifting problems... Not that bad :P Gotta get stronger!

[drimakemwell]

one time I climbed a tree, and at the top of the tree I found a curious formation in the bark.. this curious formation looked, for all the world, like a vulva - mind you, it’s probably not unusual for a young man to find himself with pussy on the brain - anyway, I looked at this tree vulva thing, and I decided that it wasn't a mere accident of nature, and I stroked it.. in the hopes that I would be endowed with a brilliant aptitude for love-making. 

This did not work. 

But I thought I would share it with you all the same.