#love guru

[idlerin]

LOVE SICK

a suna rintarou social media au

pairing. suna rintarou x f!reader

synopsis. cupid! calling cupid! as the resident matchmaker slash hopeless romantic of tokyo university, you are the person people look for to get love advice or to set them up with the love of their lives. when suna rintarou comes to you asking for the opposite, to help fend people away from trying to get with him, to the extremes of even asking to fake date you, you couldn't refuse! mostly because you did owe him since he was on the receiving end of a bunch of your clients’ unsuccessful love efforts (hey, you do warn them your matchmaking only has a 62.3% success rate).

tags. social media au, college au, fake dating, matchmaker, romance, crack, humor, fluff! (mostly), very light angst, kind of self destructive behavior, hopeless romantic emphasis on hopeless!

warnings. time stamps are irrelevant !!, foul language (aka cursing), drinking/alcohol

status. ongoing (02/15/24 —)

— playlist.

teasers

[name]’s reading list | suna’s playlist | [name]’s in trouble !

profiles

ppl who think love sucks + [name] | inarizaki dogs

episodes !

( ❥ ) — has narrative parts

ACT I

01. romance 101 w [l/n] [name] !

02. aren’t you like, cupid

03. absolutely insane

04. sweetest girlfriend

05. it’s all cliché and full of obvious red flags ( ❥ )

06. passion is a passing thing

07. pretty please ( ❥ )

08. we can be friends ( ❥ )

09. relationship lore

10. ur like an exothermic reaction ( ❥ )

ACT II

11. ultra galactic curse

12. for the act

13. lol didn’t think u were mine

14. attachment issues showing

15. the grumpy x sunshine trope

16. shitty romance books ( ❥ )

17. will they/won’t they

18. i wanna want you ( ❥ )

19. insane for you

20. and the world stills

ACT III

21. coward behavior ( ❥ )

22. debrief to breathe

23. be 90% less obvious

24. mega ultra galactic curse ( ❥ )

25. stalker alert

26. dead, shattered, devastated

27. you hate me? so enemies to lovers?

28. keep your eyes on me

29. massive fumble

30. being with you is ecstasy

31. bestest best friends

tba !

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extra love

THE notebook

how to stop thinking about suna rintarou 101

taglist is CLOSED !

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notes. hi so this was like supposed to be posted on valentines but i got impatient and hey its still the month of love so whatever ehe will not start till i finish nonsense since i need to learn how to do stuff one at a time! but yeah super excited to make this bc i love fake dating and i love suna rintarou hohoho thank you guys sm for 400 followers i love you all <3

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[deadly-danaid]

"I feel like a taxi driver for the heart, delivering love to every destination but my own."

Moka Lynn, Romance road

[thelemoncoffee]

So i was talking in The Dangan Server™ and i'm not sure exactly how i got to this but some part of our convo led to me coming up with the concept of Ultimate Love Guru Kokichi.

Basically, Kokichi is amazing at giving dating advice and wingmaning, but also sucks at getting a date for himself. People will go to him for love advice of all sorts: from pick up lines, date locations, gift ideas, outfit decisions, confessions- you name it, he has an answer that will work 80% of the time (10% is when the crush hates the crushing's ass too much to even give a chance)

Kokichi cannot read your mind though, obviously, so if someone comes to him for dating advice but never clearly explains who they're after, he can only make guesses for who all this is for.

i think that last notion mixed with the first one can brew up some wonderful Saiouma shenanigans.

Shuichi comes to him for advice, but refuses to state who it's for and Kokichi assumes it's probably cause Shuichi's embarrassed. Kokichi goes through the motions with him, asking questions, getting answers, giving advice- but he can't help but feel a bit jelous throughout the session. Kokichi's had this crush on Shuichi for a while but never acted on it for various reasons, so to see Shuichi getting advice to go after someone makes his heart break, but he pushes through cause he does love Shuichi and wants him to be happy with whoever he's crushing on.

a week or so goes by and Kokichi hasn't heard anything from Shuichi about how it went, as he usually does get a follow up from the person he helped. He decides to go ask Shuichi about it only to have him admit he chickened out, it doesn't sound quite right to Kokichi- like he lied, and his first thought was Shuichi did try but was rejected, so he offers to help Shuichi clear his mind. Shuichi accepts and drags him out to a coffee shop just down the street from HPA for lunch.

Shuichi very obviously had alot of fun with Kokichi and he couldn't help but feel a little proud he managed to cheer Shuichi up. when they got back to the school and bid each other adue, Kokichi got absolutly blindsighted by Shuichi stutteringly thanking him for the date and running off in a blushy mess. It takes a moment for what just happened to sink in and suddenly he remembers Shuichi asking for a roundabout way to ask his crush out, as said crush didn't handle confrontation well. The sense of Shuichi lying earlier made alot more sense now, and Kokichi was left dumbfounded- he just got tricked into love guruing himself.

He ends up tracking Shuichi down after school before he manages to escape off campus and asks him about if what Shuichi had done at lunch was what he though he had done. He was given a very apologetic yes, as Shuichi felt a bit guilty for tricking him like that, but Kokichi made sure to put that guilt to rest by praising Shuichi for how smooth he was about it and how smart he had to be to trick Kokichi of all people. It was a bit of a stumble trying to say what he wanted with his lack of ability to express his own emotions right, but Kokichi managed to admit he loved Shuichi too and defiantly wanted to see where this was gonna go.

i really like this idea alot actually. even without the Saiouma, Love Guru Kokichi is just a fun concept

[duskymoonie]

Relationships

A relationship is a really little thing but it's a big effort, it doesn't involve 50/50 instead it involves 100 percent effort from both the sides. It just doesn't involve two people in love, it includes their lives ,their decisions, their behaviour, their habits, their lifestyle, their plans, their everything, and all the people around them.

One's whole world changes when we decide to merge it with another one's world. People just look at how happy they are but it takes understanding, efforts, love, appreciation, and hardships from both the sides.

Relationships aren't just about being with each other, it's about being there for each other in both the absence and presence, it's about loving them even tho you are mad at them, it's about caring for each other even when things are Rocky, it's about giving up your ice cream to see a smile on your partner's face and it's also about sharing the same ice cream with them because they gave you theirs, it's about understanding each other when the whole world is against them, it involves correcting each other even tho you are defending them against all the hate , it about leaving the last bite of food for them , it's about 100 percent efforts from both the sides.

The roles aren't just gender ruled, a girl can give gifts and flowers too and a boy can cry and get moody in the relationship too.

This all got it's positive as well as negative sides , there are times when both of the people aren't on the same boat, but they gotta understand and respect the opinions as well sharing their own views too, sacrifice involves from both the sides, we can have arguments but at the end instead to lashing out the anger and being immature with words and behaviour ,it involves talking out the things and being loyal to each other. It's not about hiding things it's about sharing them , it's not about judging them and blaming them, it's about understanding their opinions and problems and providing them with solutions.

Relationships are like roses; they are really beautiful but they got the thorns too, we just need to love every part of it in the journey. The sadness, the anger, the disappointment, the love , the joy, the happiness, the excitement, the physical things, the non- tangible things, everything is a part of it and we just need to enjoy and love every part of the relationship. We just need a bit of understanding, patience, love, appreciation and effort.

Relationships are so delicate, the people don't know the delicacy of them.

Oh how easy people think, it is to love someone one day and then ignore them the other day for your own selfish reasons. Relationships are sensitive, they need to be taken care of, one needs to be open to their other one while taking care of them along too.

[cyazurai]

Wren: Oh, this is pretty. Thank you for the flower petal shower. Though, uh. Could have waited until I was done with my ramen. Now I have petals in it..

[nenes-wifey]

Love Guru no.96

A/N: RETURN OF THE LOVE GURU YESSSS

96: “I’m not qualified for this.”

There you sat in your little box as someone ranted on the other side of the thin, wooden wall about their relationship troubles. How did you ever even end up like this?

You were known among your friends for giving great relationship advice while never being in a relationship. They always asked how you knew exactly what needed to be done, to which you always just responded with ‘Common sense’ and that shut them up for a while.

Soon, rumor of you being a Love Guru had spread throughout the entire school and you even had teachers coming to you to talk about their failing love lives. You were soon given your own “office” (which quickly changed to a confessional after a certain altercation with a client) and had regularly scheduled appointments. Despise having this almost be a job, you still kept up your grades. You also weren’t paid, which was kinda unfair in your opinion.

You zoned back into the conversation as your most frequent regular had walked back into the booth. Oh no.

“So,” The white haired girl started. “You know how I’ve been just mopping over my last crush and him rejecting me, but I think I found someone even better than him! He has black hair and he’s rude to me sometimes but he’s cute and shows that he really cares in small ways, plus he-“ The girl kept on rambling as you zoned out once again to think about something more interesting. You loved the girl, you really do, but she comes in here every week talking about the same dude, switching between saying how she loves him and how he’s a no-good perv.

You heard frantic thumping get closer to your room as you braved yourself for the same boy each day. He burst into the room and looked at the confessional before shyly closing the door. Did he actually get an appointment for once instead of just barging in and staring at you then running away again?

You quickly shooed Yashiro out of the room, telling her that her time was up for today. You opened the door and called out the rambunctious’ boy’s name, Kou Minamoto. Cute.

He shyly followed you into the confessional, sitting down and fiddling with his hands before quietly beginning to speak.

“So there’s this person, a really really cute person, and I always wanna talk to them but whenever I’m actually met face to face with their beauty, I freeze up and can’t say a word. I always just leave and make myself look like a fool in front of them. Do you know any way I could try to help this problem?” He refused to look in your direction as he finished his small rant.

You thought for a moment before responding, “Well, I personally would try to do little things to get more used to their face. Maybe sit a bit closer to them or generally just spend more time in the same space as them so it isn’t so overwhelming?”

He perked up like a puppy before thanking you and running off again, he seemed to always be on the run.

The next day you were met with Kou meeting with you outside of your office and following you around every where like a clingy puppy.

The more you looked at his face and saw his smiles and pouts, the more you realized that you were falling for this loud and energetic boy.

“I’m not qualified for this.” You mumbled under your breath as you looked at his adorable pouting face when you said you had to meet with clients. How did you get stuck with such a cute boy? God really blessed you with him.

[sunlesspeach]

aurelia: Hey love guru! How’s it look for my current relationship?

love guru: It’s not gonna last, don’t make any plans sorry

aurelia: There is no way that’s true

love guru: The universe told me it’s the truth

aurelia: Did the universe also tell you you’re a hack?

love guru: Take that back!

[morganoperandi]

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