A Weird Ass Girl In A Even Weirder World...

I have no life, so I row mostly

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OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

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Australia is a fucking weird place

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What the fuck typa dogs they got in France?

[animentality]

It’s like the French exchange student came to Australia expecting weird shit like mean scaly lizard dogs

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I miss my daddy y'all 😩😭

[yallstillhere]

Your real dad or?

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

Yes. My father 🙄

[yallstillhere]

You never really know on this site

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finally some good news from this tic tac infested hellscape

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the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”

[thetattedstoner]

When it’s your first day of kindergarten and you see your parents leave the classroom

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[geekygothgirl]

I don’t know what we did to deserve Mr. Rogers but I’m so glad we had him. 

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Cormorant Fisherman in Guilin, China More photos on the blog: http://annemckinnell.com/2017/06/25/cormorant-fishermen-guilin-china/

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Lost lake

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East Warburton Redwood Forest, Australia

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[artandmartini]

Soon I will bench press a tank

[coladad]

gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history

gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive

gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC

[butseriouslyy]

wat a gently delivered compliment thank u

[fishoutofclouds]

Yo real talk he was fire as hell.

[racefaker]

Bisexual icon

[sailorzeo]

What the gifs don’t convey is the soundtrack: the opening to Guns N Roses “Welcome to the Jungle.” Perf.

[operahousebookworm]

This movie was so fucking underrated. I blame the marketing. They tried to sell it as a face-off between Will Ferrell’s character and Brad Pitt’s, all because they didn’t want to spoil the twist: that Metro Man dies 10 minutes in. But it’s not that much of a twist, because the entire story is about what happens if the villain actually wins, and what makes a villain in the first place. I think it also got buried by Despicable Me, which came out at the same time, but this is infinitely superior.

Seriously, if you’ve never seen Megamind, go watch it right now. 

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[bastillebananas]

No selfie will ever be this cute tho

[dustyxdiamond]

So true

[weavemama]

just your casual sketches of everyday fascism