as someone playing fallout 4 for the first time, here are some thoughts so far on the romances bethesda will actually allow me to pursue:
cait: not taken her out enough, probably too rough for miss goody two shoes trying to make the world a better place
curie: I am on board with robot fucking however so far this one does feel like it’s catering to straight men
danse: why is anyone fucking danse when Arthur Maxson is right there
hancock: he’s no Charon
maccready: undecided here until I get further into the personal quest because I know there’s more shit to come out but so far it does not spark but I do have a soft spot for snipers so maybe…
piper: feisty, fun, I like her, definite maybe, I did hit the flirt option and my persuasion attempt failed
preston: definitely shares the same worldview, I just want it to be more spicy, maybe again this one will come through if I give it time
ongoing notes on which romances I think I should be allowed:
- a torrid affair with Arthur maxson featuring Nora’s guilt about a man some 20 years (??) her junior that inevitably ends in tears when Nora pisses off the brotherhood
- extremely sweet robot fucking with nick valentine, let me solve crime with him forever
- why can I not fuck deacon like he’s lying to me about everything but I know he’s lying to me about everything and I support his choices to lie about everything in the pursuit of freedom
- glory
- desdemona
- god at least they let me flirt with the hot singer in the third rail
- i haven’t been up to far harbour yet but i see there is an old man and we all know my thoughts on old man fucking











