Trust me, I'm a doctor

• I have an PhD in Pornology and I know how to count to four • bullshitting with the speed of light and the force of a thousand suns • Hardcore Gangster Napper •

[30trillioncellsinatrenchcoat]

I think fandoms need to start embracing the Dungeon Crawler Carl AU. You like these characters? Throw them in the Torment Maze

[skiitter]

Like I know objectively the AI is a massive dick but have you considered he’s just a silly little guy?

[hullabaloons]

as a bookseller i’ve started describing dcc to customers as a sci-fi horror wearing a funny hat and fake mustache. not elaborating

[will-269]

Hey Carl can you stop bringing up the most traumatizing things about your parents in casual narration. I am over here and on the verge of tears and he is moving on to the next thing like it was nothing

[mongo-the-liensis]

Book 5: A summary

[sealestial-k]

He's so silly~ Hes such an asshole <3

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💬 1  🔁 37  ❤️ 181 · System Ai drawings! It's cute, it's sassy, it's deranged, and it loves Carl's feet!

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💬 0  🔁 5  ❤️ 18 · Post by @sealestial-k · 4 images · Drawing him is too much fun! He's just a little guy~ 💬 0  🔁 29  ❤️ 123 · System Ai dra

[eraelias]

Ai, breathy: new achievement 😩💦

Carl:

[luffysfakebeard]

another nugget of gold from our man Mordecai

[aru-kii]

Pony and Carl

best of friends ;)

[autumnalfrost]

Elle! Really took advantage of having pretty much nothing to work with in terms on an outfit description other than grippy socks and a wedding band on a chain. I can’t say this is what I imagined her wearing before, buuuut it’s what I imagine now

[kakyoins-roblox-gf]

Do u think after the dungeon Carl has the same problem as Tony Hawk where nobody recognizes him unless he's got his equivalent of a skateboard?

[birdhousematerial]

my contribution to the dungeon crawler carl fandom

[ginnie-darling]

Carl, lightly touching Donut with the side of his foot: Donut move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you

Donut, her eyes enormous: you KICK Donut? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for Carl! jail for Carl for One Thousand Years!!!!

[darthraven213]

Carl’s real class is actually Explosives Hoarder guys

[everydaymandalei]

I just know "Etsy Witch" would have been a class in Dungeon Crawler Carl

[r3d-ca9]

So this was basically book 6 right

[mastahpotato]

Princess donut request here!!!

Can you draw donut in a rubber donut ring in a pool with a sort of laid back vibe to it (you can put Carl in a inflatable if u want to aswell)

:)

She really does 💜