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@drmayweatherscp
I'm not weird. My behavior is not weird.
Hello? -drmayweatherscp
STOP STALKING ME, YOU FREAKā!
Oh.
Apologies.
-ā¤ā”āā§ (ā»)
It's alright.
[He clicks his pen, writing in his notes.]
Have you had any stomach pain today?
What? No, not really. Today, I mean. Wait, um, who are you? You seem familiar.
-ā¤ā”āā§ (ā»)
I'm from the med bay.
[He's lying.]
Any nausea?
No. I have experienced no nausea today.
You're from the med bay? I feel like I'd recognize you if you were...
-ā¤ā”āā§ (ā»)
Yes.
[He keeps writing.]
Thank you for your cooperation.
Hello? -drmayweatherscp
STOP STALKING ME, YOU FREAKā!
Oh.
Apologies.
-ā¤ā”āā§ (ā»)
It's alright.
[He clicks his pen, writing in his notes.]
Have you had any stomach pain today?
What? No, not really. Today, I mean. Wait, um, who are you? You seem familiar.
-ā¤ā”āā§ (ā»)
I'm from the med bay.
[He's lying.]
Any nausea?
Hello? -drmayweatherscp
STOP STALKING ME, YOU FREAKā!
Oh.
Apologies.
-ā¤ā”āā§ (ā»)
It's alright.
[He clicks his pen, writing in his notes.]
Have you had any stomach pain today?
wait, youāre still alive?
Well, of course I am. Why wouldnāt I beā
Ohā¦
Oh, my.
Saturday, 10/9/2021
Someone stole my lunch from the break room again.
I still havenāt figured out who did this!
What a painā¦
Saturday, 10/9/2021
Someone stole my lunch from the break room again.
Could you rate your emotional distress on a scale of 1-10? - Dr. Mayweather
Huh? Uh, right now itās at a 2??
How interesting.
Saturday, 4/3/2021
Subject is very mildly distressed. No cause for concern.
Hello? Iām.. looking for my long lost friends. Have you seen someone by the name of š? Or, uh, šµ?
-š
oh, you want the the foundationās main blog for that. but yeah, iāve seen them.
Monday, 5/17/2021
["Long lost friends"...]
huh? what are we doing? [seeing the first anon do the same, this anon breaks another window]
no anon
thats not what were doing
Tuesday, 5/18/2021
["Anons" may learn new behaviors from observing others.]
I have no idea what's going on but I'm vibing w all of Chipotle cult
@trashfoundation
[Mayweatherās pens are replaced with quills.]
[How peculiar.]
[He goes to write about this in his notes, but it doesnāt take long for the quills to prove themselves as flimsy and difficult to use.]
[This is why they also document their findings electronically.]
[Smiley posts an incoherent angry mess of run-on sentences made up primarily of curse words.]
[Ohoho!! This is going in the notes for sure!]
Monday, 5/17/2021
Subject appears to be agitated...
Hello? Do you. Do you want a paperclip. -š
[King accepts the paperclip as he documents yet another anon.]
Thursday, 2/4/2021
[Itās as if Mayweather is writing over his shoulder. ...Rude.]
Are you tired of me yet?
Iām a little sick right now, but I swear,
When Iām ready I will fly us out of here...
-šµ
[King documents a possible new recurrring anon.]
Friday, 2/4/2021
[Mayweather writes.] A singing anon(?) has appeared.
[This is somehow being written in their notes.]
o hey
sup
just noticed u there
whats ur deal if u dont mind me asking
-ā
[ā¦Mayweather completely freaks out.]
[Okay. Calm down, doc. Just sit down and write like normal.]
Thursday, 1/21/2021
The subject known as āCoffeeā has evaded my notes via unknown means. I will record data about this incident as it arises.
[The writing appears in small quotations now.]
bro calm mcfuck down im trying to communicate you in like. the least scary way possible.
seriously tho whats ur deal and why r u creepin on my freinds
wait r u foundation
[ā¦Very odd questions.] [It would be best to go along with this.]
My deal? Creeping?Ā
I am foundation personnel, yes. I only wish to study.
[Mayweather highlights a bit of what Coffee wrote, as to infer on it later.]
[The rest of Coffeeās text is now highlighted, for convenience.]
oh ok. i meant creaping as in like. spying and taking notes on people without like. anyone knowing????? plus theyāre ur coworkers thats like. double weird.
also do u need like. water or something. u seem thirsty.
I donāt need anyone to know. Iāve been meaning to confront my boss about it, though.
āAnd itās not weird! Iām studying anomalies. Thatās pretty much our job.
Uh water?
[Come to think of it, only drinking energy drinksĀ for 48+ hours canāt be good for anyone, really.]
Sure, I could go for some water.
yeet water time
[A cup of water suddenly appears in a convenient location]
This one doesnt have soap
plus these anomolies are still ur coworkers.
also double ps if u ever need notes on me I got like. a super deep drawer full. the things just keep writin themselves i swear.
YES!!
[Mayweather says that out loud, as opposed to writing it. They excitedly jump out of their chair, to their feet.]
[Hesitantly, they take a sip from the water. Mayweather writes,Ā āWater does, in fact, not have soap. I suspect it has been filtered.ā] [They continue writing.] Not all of them are my coworkers. I record data on reoccurring anons, cultists residing in the foundation, etc.Ā
Even if all of them weāre my coworkers, they would understand. They have to.
And Iād like to take up your offer on that drawer-full of notes.
jesus calm down a little its just notes dont wanna get a noise complaint.
also here u go
[Many piles of notes appear in Mayweathers office. So many notes.]
thats all the notes so far.
Of course.
[They read some of them, then write.]
You said you have no idea where any of these came from? Or who wrote them?
[This is somehow being written in their notes.]
o hey
sup
just noticed u there
whats ur deal if u dont mind me asking
-ā
[ā¦Mayweather completely freaks out.]
[Okay. Calm down, doc. Just sit down and write like normal.]
Thursday, 1/21/2021
The subject known as āCoffeeā has evaded my notes via unknown means. I will record data about this incident as it arises.
[The writing appears in small quotations now.]
bro calm mcfuck down im trying to communicate you in like. the least scary way possible.
seriously tho whats ur deal and why r u creepin on my freinds
wait r u foundation
[ā¦Very odd questions.] [It would be best to go along with this.]
My deal? Creeping?Ā
I am foundation personnel, yes. I only wish to study.
[Mayweather highlights a bit of what Coffee wrote, as to infer on it later.]
[The rest of Coffeeās text is now highlighted, for convenience.]
oh ok. i meant creaping as in like. spying and taking notes on people without like. anyone knowing????? plus theyāre ur coworkers thats like. double weird.
also do u need like. water or something. u seem thirsty.
I donāt need anyone to know. Iāve been meaning to confront my boss about it, though.
āAnd itās not weird! Iām studying anomalies. Thatās pretty much our job.
Uh water?
[Come to think of it, only drinking energy drinksĀ for 48+ hours canāt be good for anyone, really.]
Sure, I could go for some water.
yeet water time
[A cup of water suddenly appears in a convenient location]
This one doesnt have soap
plus these anomolies are still ur coworkers.
also double ps if u ever need notes on me I got like. a super deep drawer full. the things just keep writin themselves i swear.
YES!!
[Mayweather says that out loud, as opposed to writing it. They excitedly jump out of their chair, to their feet.]
[Hesitantly, they take a sip from the water. Mayweather writes,Ā āWater does, in fact, not have soap. I suspect it has been filtered.ā] [They continue writing.] Not all of them are my coworkers. I record data on reoccurring anons, cultists residing in the foundation, etc.Ā
Even if all of them weāre my coworkers, they would understand. They have to.
And Iād like to take up your offer on that drawer-full of notes.