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EPILOGUE // EXPOSITION
It’s been a long two years. Peachy first arrived in TrashFoundation in early 2020; they were only 12, they still went by she/her pronouns, and they were somehow painfully naive, despite approximately 6 years of losing everyone you know and love. It is currently 2022, and Peachy turned 15 last month. Nashari is older, too. She turned 18 recently.
Peachy finds themself ruminating on TrashFoundation. They’re still having problems accepting what happened. They’re still processing all that trauma. And all the trauma that came before it, too.
..Might as well do a late night therapy session on themself, right? It’ll give them something to talk about in therapy next week.
Nobody knows what happened to them during Peachy (Unbound); least of all Peachy themself. They have a suspicion that Greenie had something to do with it, but Greenie is gone. They’ve been gone for at least a few months now.
…Peachy is still coming to terms with the fact they’ll probably never see anyone from the TrashFoundation universe ever again. Smiley went inactive long before they left. The main blog went on indefinite hiatus that’ll likely be permanent. Flamey and Areli and so many others left a long time ago.
And they have a feeling that PeachyMun’s attention has drifted from the SCP fandom. That it’s drifted away for a while.
It’s a natural part of their world. Of course it is. PeachyMun grows attached to something that’s just media to them at first, and then they accidentally bring (or at least help to bring) that media to life. It happened with MultiTale, it happened with Brawl Stars (that’s how Peachy really got created), and it happened with TrashFoundation.
Really, if it weren’t for PeachyMun being so used to meta stuff, nobody would’ve ever known about the muns.
And Peachy wouldn’t of gone unbound.
But they suppose they can’t complain. If it weren’t for the metaness of everything, they wouldn’t be the person they are today. Nobody would.
Peachy sometimes thinks that maybe the moon incident was a defining character moment, along side Peachy going unbound. If anything, it deeply affected their psyche.
And, of course, Smiley kind of went unbound. If you think about it deeply enough, the incident with the archives was an unbound event of some kind.
Heh. Smiley (Unbound). Sounds kind of like a self-fulfilling prophecy of sorts, knowing the circumstances that made them start existing in the first place.
They miss Smiley. Smiley was nice to them. Smiley was family to them. They regret never telling them.
It wasn’t Smiley’s fault that Peachy had to be killed. Not in their mind.
…Peachy wishes that they were around for the Harmony raid. It was something they missed out on, one of the only major events since their joining that they never got involved in. But, their mun was busy that day, if they’re remembering right, so they were forced to forgo participation.
They wonder what would’ve went differently if they had gotten to participate after all.
And speaking of things gone differently.
..It’s funny, really. A while back, in thoughts only shared privately, thoughts that might not of happened here, when they weren’t thinking quite clearly, they blamed Lovet. But really, that’s kind of illogical. What could be blamed, but circumstance? It was selfish of them, really. The butterfly cannot be held accountable for the hurricane, so Lovet cannot be held accountable for the disaster of March 1st 2020. It’s not the butterfly’s fault for flying. The butterfly couldn’t of known what would transpire in it’s flight. There is no blame on the butterfly.
And there is none on them for March 1st 2020, either.
Or maybe there is. Who knows.
Certainly not Peachy.
Peachy gets out of their own head, and looks at the alarm clock.
9:35 PM.
Next to the clock is a pin. It says “they/them” on it. It has flowers as it’s backdrop, and the text is written in orange.
Peachy is enrolled in a normal high school, or as normal as it can be in a universe like this. It’s summer, so they don’t technically need to sleep, but…
Well, no, they do. It’s good for their health.
They should go to bed.
…
So, they do.
Happy tumblr crash day!
God can suck my dick if TrashFoundation’s going down Tumblr is going down with us
To be fair Tumblr is going down regardless so it’s a moot point
...change the thread. There we go.
Ready?
[@peachy-anon ]
Yeah!
ok so. uh. we should probably head like. off the site. i doubt theyd want me teaching anything here to be honest. surprised they havent kicked me off site tbh
[Peachy nods. She’s finished her coffee by now.]
ok uh.
how much do you mind sand?
If it doesn’t get in my clothes it’s fine,
Sweeeeeeeet.
[They snap their fingers and bam! The scenery turns into a desert that goes on for miles and miles. Mainly cause it was actually a desert, not changed scenery. Really smooth teleportation baybeeee.]
[They’re going :0.]
Dessert biome no clickbait……..
......peachy this is a literal desert- youknowwhat nevermind. lets get on with. teaching. well, kearning in your case. waddaya wanna learn?
Desert biome not clickbait.
…
I want to learn how to obliterate transphobes immediately.
peachy you can just shoot them thats not magic
Yeah but I wanna tear them apart atom by atom. Also I don’t know how to use a gun.
....theres a gun spell too.
ok so uh. specifically atom by atom? thats a bit much if u care about not blowing up a city block.
..Right, physics exists. Teach me the gun spell.
...change the thread. There we go.
Ready?
[@peachy-anon ]
Yeah!
ok so. uh. we should probably head like. off the site. i doubt theyd want me teaching anything here to be honest. surprised they havent kicked me off site tbh
[Peachy nods. She’s finished her coffee by now.]
ok uh.
how much do you mind sand?
If it doesn’t get in my clothes it’s fine,
Sweeeeeeeet.
[They snap their fingers and bam! The scenery turns into a desert that goes on for miles and miles. Mainly cause it was actually a desert, not changed scenery. Really smooth teleportation baybeeee.]
[They’re going :0.]
Dessert biome no clickbait……..
......peachy this is a literal desert- youknowwhat nevermind. lets get on with. teaching. well, kearning in your case. waddaya wanna learn?
Desert biome not clickbait.
…
I want to learn how to obliterate transphobes immediately.
peachy you can just shoot them thats not magic
Yeah but I wanna tear them apart atom by atom. Also I don’t know how to use a gun.
...change the thread. There we go.
Ready?
[@peachy-anon ]
Yeah!
ok so. uh. we should probably head like. off the site. i doubt theyd want me teaching anything here to be honest. surprised they havent kicked me off site tbh
[Peachy nods. She’s finished her coffee by now.]
ok uh.
how much do you mind sand?
If it doesn’t get in my clothes it’s fine,
Sweeeeeeeet.
[They snap their fingers and bam! The scenery turns into a desert that goes on for miles and miles. Mainly cause it was actually a desert, not changed scenery. Really smooth teleportation baybeeee.]
[They’re going :0.]
Dessert biome no clickbait……..
......peachy this is a literal desert- youknowwhat nevermind. lets get on with. teaching. well, kearning in your case. waddaya wanna learn?
Desert biome not clickbait.
…
I want to learn how to obliterate transphobes immediately.
...change the thread. There we go.
Ready?
[@peachy-anon ]
Yeah!
ok so. uh. we should probably head like. off the site. i doubt theyd want me teaching anything here to be honest. surprised they havent kicked me off site tbh
[Peachy nods. She’s finished her coffee by now.]
ok uh.
how much do you mind sand?
If it doesn’t get in my clothes it’s fine,
Sweeeeeeeet.
[They snap their fingers and bam! The scenery turns into a desert that goes on for miles and miles. Mainly cause it was actually a desert, not changed scenery. Really smooth teleportation baybeeee.]
[They’re going :0.]
Dessert biome no clickbait……..
...change the thread. There we go.
Ready?
[@peachy-anon ]
Yeah!
ok so. uh. we should probably head like. off the site. i doubt theyd want me teaching anything here to be honest. surprised they havent kicked me off site tbh
[Peachy nods. She’s finished her coffee by now.]
ok uh.
how much do you mind sand?
If it doesn’t get in my clothes it’s fine,
...change the thread. There we go.
Ready?
[@peachy-anon ]
Yeah!
ok so. uh. we should probably head like. off the site. i doubt theyd want me teaching anything here to be honest. surprised they havent kicked me off site tbh
[Peachy nods. She’s finished her coffee by now.]
that's just depressing
...change the thread. There we go.
Ready?
[@peachy-anon ]
Yeah!
man, its real fuckin lonely around here. the bosses stopped posting forever ago, as did most others. i mean yeah, technically i can talk to them and all that but like. Its not the same, yaknow? And I'm bored. Very bored. Hell, I managed to find my old phone and am now using that to post on this blog. Haven't done that in ages. God, when was the last time I actually talked to someone I know face-to-face?
...Wait, hold up a sec. Spades has a blog?
....maybe....
....maybe they might still be here.
@scp-spades , you there? It's me, Coffee. I'm still here.
who else...
@peachy-anon ? are you alive?
@greenie-text ? i mean hell. why not try asking
What’s up? Just woke up, sorry.
oh, uh. nothing much. its just been a while.
Are you feeling alright?
uh, could be better. How sre you?
Like my head is full of cotton stuffing.
makes sense. you were out for a couple months
Ah. I’m sorry, I have no idea how to respond. It took me several minutes to even think of what I could say.
ur fine. i just got kinda lonely, yaknow
…
Sorry everything went dark for a while. I can.. prepare some tea, if you want? Or coffee, my author gave me a neat “recipe” of sorts. I don’t know if we have all the ingredients, though..
...have you forgotten that i am a literal reality warper. I could just. send u what u need.
Oh! Oh, yeah, that- that makes sense.
Uhh.. chocolate sauce, salted caramel syrup, and hazelnut syrup.
And if we need it, a half teaspoon measuring cup.
…preferably one the syrup (and chocolate sauce; it’s the worst sticking to the measuring cup offender, apparently) won’t stick to.
yeet, look in the cabinet
*the cabinet now has all of the ingredients needed, along with a measuring cup that is completely non-stick, so no ingredients will get stuck in it
Thank you!!!!
no problem. Where should I meet ya?
Breakroom [REDACTED]-8.
sweet. ill be there in a few minutes. Can you please move a chair in front of the oven?
Weird request, but okay.
[Chair has been moved to oven.]
*After a few minutes, Coffee slams into the chair, barely catching their balance and not tipping over.*
....hi.
[Wave!]
Hi Coffee!!!!
[They tiredly wave back, the tendrils happily waving too.]
So uh, hows. Hoes the coffee goin?
[They hand Coffee the freshly-made coffee.]
It’s ready. Been ready, actually, it cooled down a little. You won’t burn your tongue on it, if it’s possible for you to burn your tongue on anything anymore.
that's a fair point. i did burn my tongue on pizza yesterday. Then again, also washed kt down with lava so. no idea.
[They lean back, take the cup in four hands, and take a sip. It's nice. Yahoo.]
[:D!!]
[Epiiiic. They sip at their own coffee mug, and set out a plate of pastries.]
[They scoot to where the pastries are, and with a purposeful wave of the hand, some plates to eat on appear.]
Tadaa! i know its literally the least impressive thing but eh fuckit.
[A slight giggle. They take a few pastries and fill their plate with donuts, donut holes, cupcakes, and cookies.]
[Dip a cookie in the coffee.]
[Coffee does the same to their plate, before tossing it up, cartoonishly swallowing the conviniently lined-up food in one go, plate included.]
[Nod.]
[They hum.]
[They bring a new plate into existence.]
sooo.... how's you?
Existing, painfully aware of time dilation.
welcome to the club.
[They take another sip. They should have run out of coffee by now but. nope.]
ey, at least you dont have to experience the time lost
I’m.. not actually 100% sure I don’t experience the time lost?
Last time I was this acutely aware, I felt like I had just woken up from a 18 hour nap that was supposed to last 15-30 minutes whenever time resumed normal function, but this time I just feel like I was spacing out and just spaced back in because someone began talking to me and I got startled.
…Or something like that.
It could be something like anesthesia? It’s theorized that you’re able experience all the pain and shit like that when you’re under anesthesia, you just forget when you awake, and/or come off the anesthesia high. Maybe we’re even experiencing the breaks in time separately; it would make sense, if time itself is messing up, then we could be being placed in separate timelines or something every time fucks up and everyone else is frozen or something when you’re in the separate timeline but then you don’t remember when the timeline goes back to normal, and your inherent reality-defying decided to ignore that. That’s just me speculating, though.
[Peachy refills her coffee mug, starting on mixing in all the ingredients and such.]
What do you think?
[They shrug.]
the kinda close. from what i experiance, whenever yall arent like, "active", you just. freeze. and since everyone was inactive. well. everything freezes. except me, cause it was established at some point that i experience the "real time" gaps in roleplay.
its. a lotta 4th wall bullshit and time bullshit tbh
They’ll probably make an in-universe reason so Greenie can’t exploit it.
[Hum.]
[Sip coffee.]
[Not enough sugar…]
On the topic of Greenie, it’s a real fucking bitch.
[They add more sugar to the coffee.]
[Siip.]
yeah. it doesnt really like this "stagnent" sotuation tho.
[…]
Sorry, what “it” are you talking about??
....i kinda forgot what greenies pronounces were and u used it so. uh. so did i.
Oh! No, yeah, it uses it/it’s. It’s also a little fucking bitch. Also, I thought it’s goal was stagnation??
it is. well. was. but its kinda like when a kid begs and begs to do something, despite their parents telling them it would be horrible and not worth it. The kid keeps begging, of course, until the parents give. And, suprise!
[Their lower arms do little jazz hands.]
...it sucks. a lot. now the kid doesnt want it anymore but its too late. theyre stuck with it. forever.
its literally that, really. they have no purpose anymore, and nothing to do. which they hate a T O N
[…]
I’m not following what you’re saying here.
It could easily just try to fuck with other canons.. probably.
[Shrug.]
...actually, i dont think it can.
[They set down their cup, steeping all four hands together.]
it was made for one reason: stagnate Trashfoundation. Nothing else. That was it's only purpose. Well, the got that. So, now? They have no purpose. nothing that justifies their existence. In fact, since they are a narrative entity, removing the narrative through stagnation removes them. Their own goal essentially makes them nothing. And they really, really don't like being nothing. Their ego won't let them be ok with that. I bet, 100%, that they are losing their mind right now.
…What? No????
It was made to distract me when I was going fucking apeshit last year, back in February 2020. PeachyMun has said so themself, I think.
It was a failed attempt. I think it just made me angrier.
…
Wait, does that mean Greenie was meant to only be temporary -
prolly. also, ur still in trashfoundation. Technically counts as being made for trashfoundation.
plus the whole narrative entity thing still applies
[Shrug.]
I don’t know much about Greenie’s creation, anyways.
[Sip their coffee.]
…
So, they’ve been focusing more on Lobotomy Corporation. “They” being Hayden, Mystic, and PeachyMun.
[Theh shrug back.]
Sounds about right. Just got back from there. God, it's a mess.
It’s fucked up there, yeah. They use an organization system based off of how many people the anomalies can kill in one breach, I think. They don’t have D-Class, either! They just throw agents at the anomalies and hope they don’t die, apparently.
[Sip coffee.]
yeah that explains why everything went the shit right before I left.
Apparently they got this reset time-loop thing where like. If shit goes super wrong, their boss presses a button and just. Everything resets. Not mentally, of course
[Sip coffee.]
Ah, no, the humans mentally reset, too. The linear progression of time is kind of treated as a suggestion there; and the time loops are theoretically infinite. Some fucked up bitch named A orchestrated all this bullshit, I think.
It’s a 50 day loop at longest, if I recall correctly..
...well fuck and goddamn i read between the lines wrong there
they were freaking out about a day 48. so that tracks
its really fucked up the more i know about it tbh
It really is. It really, really is.
[Siiiip.]
Hey, it’s not all bad. The people can be nice.. wish they weren’t stuck in a time loop, though.
yeah. worst part is that like. we cant do nothin about it. not allowed. fucking. ugh.
I don’t think we could, even if we were allowed. It’s just such a wide-spread issue that..
Well, it’s a hellhole. And it’s been a hellhole for centuries, I think. That’s a tough hellhole to make un-hellish.
...peachy have you forgotten who you're talking to.
...Fair enough.
I dunno, it’d seem like a cheap conclusion, I guess.
[Siiiiip.]
still sucks.
[Sip.]
...how long ago should my cup have emptied?
Dunno. Sorry.
[Siiiiip.]
fair 'nuff
[They promptly eat the cup, and pull an identical, full cup from their pocket.]
[Siiiiiip.]
[Peachy attempts to mimic this.]
[It’s not working.]
[They are.. getting kind of frustrated.]
...hey, you good? you look annoyed. Was it cause I ate the cup
[They’re trying to shove the mug in their mouth.]
[Muffled noises.]
wait peachy-what n o
[They gently take Peachy's hand in two of theirs, a third gently taking the cup and placing it on the table as the fourth pats them on the head.]
Peachy what in the word are you doing?
I want to do the thing with the mug. I wanna break the laws of physics.
[??????]
...peachy what the fuck. I didn't break any physics? I just ate the cup. And pulled it out of me again. It looks really cool if you don't see the hole in my side I need to make to do it.
but also why would you wanna break the laws of physics??? like that stuff is nasty
You do it a lot an’ it’s really cool.
..Peachy that. no. thats on accident I. Ok. I think I really need to tell you something important. Really important. But it starts with a question. Is that ok?
Mhm.
[She desperately wants to do cool shit like her big sibling.]
Are you sure you want to know what it feels like to be able to break physics?
Yeah.
[Incredibly anticipating.]
ok
[deep breath.]
it's horrible. Absoultely horrible. every time i do it i have to make sure it doesnt spiral off in a chain reaction and break all of physics, permanently. I feel like I could dissipate into atoms at any moment, and am only being held together by my own thoughts. I have to focus to not break any laws, cause I'm afraid that if I don't, i'll breal so much more. hell, i have to lessen how, like, here I ama. cuasue if I don't the fabric of reality will collapse from me being more real than it. it feels like driving a car, but alsp having to manually do every songle task a car does. only its time and space and subatomic particles. it only looks easy because ive had to do it so much that its second nature.
...yeah that turned into a bit of a rant about something else but you get the idea. much safer to learn how to fake it. or get superpowers or whatever.
[They pause.]
[Ah.]
[They...]
[
]
O
Okay
...sorry bout dumping all that
[they pause, before leaning back and taking their coffee again.]
i mean, you could probably just. learn magic. same effect but a lot less consequences. its what I got, but a bit smaller in scale and less direct ya know?
[They sip their coffee again.]
[Radio silence.]
...im asking if you wanna learn how to do magic
[They grab a pen. It’s red.]
[Not anymore.]
[M!A: The pen is now blue for 5 hours.]
I know how t’do magic.
do you know how to magic it so you can eat a coffee cup and make it appear back in your hand, still full of coffee?
Well.. not exactly.
[Hum.]
...im trying to say i could teach u stuff
[They immediately perk up a bit.]
Please teach me. I want to know.
Will do. Just gotta....
man, its real fuckin lonely around here. the bosses stopped posting forever ago, as did most others. i mean yeah, technically i can talk to them and all that but like. Its not the same, yaknow? And I'm bored. Very bored. Hell, I managed to find my old phone and am now using that to post on this blog. Haven't done that in ages. God, when was the last time I actually talked to someone I know face-to-face?
...Wait, hold up a sec. Spades has a blog?
....maybe....
....maybe they might still be here.
@scp-spades , you there? It's me, Coffee. I'm still here.
who else...
@peachy-anon ? are you alive?
@greenie-text ? i mean hell. why not try asking
What’s up? Just woke up, sorry.
oh, uh. nothing much. its just been a while.
Are you feeling alright?
uh, could be better. How sre you?
Like my head is full of cotton stuffing.
makes sense. you were out for a couple months
Ah. I’m sorry, I have no idea how to respond. It took me several minutes to even think of what I could say.
ur fine. i just got kinda lonely, yaknow
…
Sorry everything went dark for a while. I can.. prepare some tea, if you want? Or coffee, my author gave me a neat “recipe” of sorts. I don’t know if we have all the ingredients, though..
...have you forgotten that i am a literal reality warper. I could just. send u what u need.
Oh! Oh, yeah, that- that makes sense.
Uhh.. chocolate sauce, salted caramel syrup, and hazelnut syrup.
And if we need it, a half teaspoon measuring cup.
…preferably one the syrup (and chocolate sauce; it’s the worst sticking to the measuring cup offender, apparently) won’t stick to.
yeet, look in the cabinet
*the cabinet now has all of the ingredients needed, along with a measuring cup that is completely non-stick, so no ingredients will get stuck in it
Thank you!!!!
no problem. Where should I meet ya?
Breakroom [REDACTED]-8.
sweet. ill be there in a few minutes. Can you please move a chair in front of the oven?
Weird request, but okay.
[Chair has been moved to oven.]
*After a few minutes, Coffee slams into the chair, barely catching their balance and not tipping over.*
....hi.
[Wave!]
Hi Coffee!!!!
[They tiredly wave back, the tendrils happily waving too.]
So uh, hows. Hoes the coffee goin?
[They hand Coffee the freshly-made coffee.]
It’s ready. Been ready, actually, it cooled down a little. You won’t burn your tongue on it, if it’s possible for you to burn your tongue on anything anymore.
that's a fair point. i did burn my tongue on pizza yesterday. Then again, also washed kt down with lava so. no idea.
[They lean back, take the cup in four hands, and take a sip. It's nice. Yahoo.]
[:D!!]
[Epiiiic. They sip at their own coffee mug, and set out a plate of pastries.]
[They scoot to where the pastries are, and with a purposeful wave of the hand, some plates to eat on appear.]
Tadaa! i know its literally the least impressive thing but eh fuckit.
[A slight giggle. They take a few pastries and fill their plate with donuts, donut holes, cupcakes, and cookies.]
[Dip a cookie in the coffee.]
[Coffee does the same to their plate, before tossing it up, cartoonishly swallowing the conviniently lined-up food in one go, plate included.]
[Nod.]
[They hum.]
[They bring a new plate into existence.]
sooo.... how's you?
Existing, painfully aware of time dilation.
welcome to the club.
[They take another sip. They should have run out of coffee by now but. nope.]
ey, at least you dont have to experience the time lost
I’m.. not actually 100% sure I don’t experience the time lost?
Last time I was this acutely aware, I felt like I had just woken up from a 18 hour nap that was supposed to last 15-30 minutes whenever time resumed normal function, but this time I just feel like I was spacing out and just spaced back in because someone began talking to me and I got startled.
…Or something like that.
It could be something like anesthesia? It’s theorized that you’re able experience all the pain and shit like that when you’re under anesthesia, you just forget when you awake, and/or come off the anesthesia high. Maybe we’re even experiencing the breaks in time separately; it would make sense, if time itself is messing up, then we could be being placed in separate timelines or something every time fucks up and everyone else is frozen or something when you’re in the separate timeline but then you don’t remember when the timeline goes back to normal, and your inherent reality-defying decided to ignore that. That’s just me speculating, though.
[Peachy refills her coffee mug, starting on mixing in all the ingredients and such.]
What do you think?
[They shrug.]
the kinda close. from what i experiance, whenever yall arent like, "active", you just. freeze. and since everyone was inactive. well. everything freezes. except me, cause it was established at some point that i experience the "real time" gaps in roleplay.
its. a lotta 4th wall bullshit and time bullshit tbh
They’ll probably make an in-universe reason so Greenie can’t exploit it.
[Hum.]
[Sip coffee.]
[Not enough sugar…]
On the topic of Greenie, it’s a real fucking bitch.
[They add more sugar to the coffee.]
[Siip.]
yeah. it doesnt really like this "stagnent" sotuation tho.
[…]
Sorry, what “it” are you talking about??
....i kinda forgot what greenies pronounces were and u used it so. uh. so did i.
Oh! No, yeah, it uses it/it’s. It’s also a little fucking bitch. Also, I thought it’s goal was stagnation??
it is. well. was. but its kinda like when a kid begs and begs to do something, despite their parents telling them it would be horrible and not worth it. The kid keeps begging, of course, until the parents give. And, suprise!
[Their lower arms do little jazz hands.]
...it sucks. a lot. now the kid doesnt want it anymore but its too late. theyre stuck with it. forever.
its literally that, really. they have no purpose anymore, and nothing to do. which they hate a T O N
[…]
I’m not following what you’re saying here.
It could easily just try to fuck with other canons.. probably.
[Shrug.]
...actually, i dont think it can.
[They set down their cup, steeping all four hands together.]
it was made for one reason: stagnate Trashfoundation. Nothing else. That was it's only purpose. Well, the got that. So, now? They have no purpose. nothing that justifies their existence. In fact, since they are a narrative entity, removing the narrative through stagnation removes them. Their own goal essentially makes them nothing. And they really, really don't like being nothing. Their ego won't let them be ok with that. I bet, 100%, that they are losing their mind right now.
…What? No????
It was made to distract me when I was going fucking apeshit last year, back in February 2020. PeachyMun has said so themself, I think.
It was a failed attempt. I think it just made me angrier.
…
Wait, does that mean Greenie was meant to only be temporary -
prolly. also, ur still in trashfoundation. Technically counts as being made for trashfoundation.
plus the whole narrative entity thing still applies
[Shrug.]
I don’t know much about Greenie’s creation, anyways.
[Sip their coffee.]
…
So, they’ve been focusing more on Lobotomy Corporation. “They” being Hayden, Mystic, and PeachyMun.
[Theh shrug back.]
Sounds about right. Just got back from there. God, it's a mess.
It’s fucked up there, yeah. They use an organization system based off of how many people the anomalies can kill in one breach, I think. They don’t have D-Class, either! They just throw agents at the anomalies and hope they don’t die, apparently.
[Sip coffee.]
yeah that explains why everything went the shit right before I left.
Apparently they got this reset time-loop thing where like. If shit goes super wrong, their boss presses a button and just. Everything resets. Not mentally, of course
[Sip coffee.]
Ah, no, the humans mentally reset, too. The linear progression of time is kind of treated as a suggestion there; and the time loops are theoretically infinite. Some fucked up bitch named A orchestrated all this bullshit, I think.
It’s a 50 day loop at longest, if I recall correctly..
...well fuck and goddamn i read between the lines wrong there
they were freaking out about a day 48. so that tracks
its really fucked up the more i know about it tbh
It really is. It really, really is.
[Siiiip.]
Hey, it’s not all bad. The people can be nice.. wish they weren’t stuck in a time loop, though.
yeah. worst part is that like. we cant do nothin about it. not allowed. fucking. ugh.
I don’t think we could, even if we were allowed. It’s just such a wide-spread issue that..
Well, it’s a hellhole. And it’s been a hellhole for centuries, I think. That’s a tough hellhole to make un-hellish.
...peachy have you forgotten who you're talking to.
...Fair enough.
I dunno, it’d seem like a cheap conclusion, I guess.
[Siiiiip.]
still sucks.
[Sip.]
...how long ago should my cup have emptied?
Dunno. Sorry.
[Siiiiip.]
fair 'nuff
[They promptly eat the cup, and pull an identical, full cup from their pocket.]
[Siiiiiip.]
[Peachy attempts to mimic this.]
[It’s not working.]
[They are.. getting kind of frustrated.]
...hey, you good? you look annoyed. Was it cause I ate the cup
[They’re trying to shove the mug in their mouth.]
[Muffled noises.]
wait peachy-what n o
[They gently take Peachy's hand in two of theirs, a third gently taking the cup and placing it on the table as the fourth pats them on the head.]
Peachy what in the word are you doing?
I want to do the thing with the mug. I wanna break the laws of physics.
[??????]
...peachy what the fuck. I didn't break any physics? I just ate the cup. And pulled it out of me again. It looks really cool if you don't see the hole in my side I need to make to do it.
but also why would you wanna break the laws of physics??? like that stuff is nasty
You do it a lot an’ it’s really cool.
..Peachy that. no. thats on accident I. Ok. I think I really need to tell you something important. Really important. But it starts with a question. Is that ok?
Mhm.
[She desperately wants to do cool shit like her big sibling.]
Are you sure you want to know what it feels like to be able to break physics?
Yeah.
[Incredibly anticipating.]
ok
[deep breath.]
it's horrible. Absoultely horrible. every time i do it i have to make sure it doesnt spiral off in a chain reaction and break all of physics, permanently. I feel like I could dissipate into atoms at any moment, and am only being held together by my own thoughts. I have to focus to not break any laws, cause I'm afraid that if I don't, i'll breal so much more. hell, i have to lessen how, like, here I ama. cuasue if I don't the fabric of reality will collapse from me being more real than it. it feels like driving a car, but alsp having to manually do every songle task a car does. only its time and space and subatomic particles. it only looks easy because ive had to do it so much that its second nature.
...yeah that turned into a bit of a rant about something else but you get the idea. much safer to learn how to fake it. or get superpowers or whatever.
[They pause.]
[Ah.]
[They...]
[
]
O
Okay
...sorry bout dumping all that
[they pause, before leaning back and taking their coffee again.]
i mean, you could probably just. learn magic. same effect but a lot less consequences. its what I got, but a bit smaller in scale and less direct ya know?
[They sip their coffee again.]
[Radio silence.]
...im asking if you wanna learn how to do magic
[They grab a pen. It’s red.]
[Not anymore.]
[M!A: The pen is now blue for 5 hours.]
I know how t’do magic.
do you know how to magic it so you can eat a coffee cup and make it appear back in your hand, still full of coffee?
Well.. not exactly.
[Hum.]
...im trying to say i could teach u stuff
[They immediately perk up a bit.]
Please teach me. I want to know.
man, its real fuckin lonely around here. the bosses stopped posting forever ago, as did most others. i mean yeah, technically i can talk to them and all that but like. Its not the same, yaknow? And I'm bored. Very bored. Hell, I managed to find my old phone and am now using that to post on this blog. Haven't done that in ages. God, when was the last time I actually talked to someone I know face-to-face?
...Wait, hold up a sec. Spades has a blog?
....maybe....
....maybe they might still be here.
@scp-spades , you there? It's me, Coffee. I'm still here.
who else...
@peachy-anon ? are you alive?
@greenie-text ? i mean hell. why not try asking
What’s up? Just woke up, sorry.
oh, uh. nothing much. its just been a while.
Are you feeling alright?
uh, could be better. How sre you?
Like my head is full of cotton stuffing.
makes sense. you were out for a couple months
Ah. I’m sorry, I have no idea how to respond. It took me several minutes to even think of what I could say.
ur fine. i just got kinda lonely, yaknow
…
Sorry everything went dark for a while. I can.. prepare some tea, if you want? Or coffee, my author gave me a neat “recipe” of sorts. I don’t know if we have all the ingredients, though..
...have you forgotten that i am a literal reality warper. I could just. send u what u need.
Oh! Oh, yeah, that- that makes sense.
Uhh.. chocolate sauce, salted caramel syrup, and hazelnut syrup.
And if we need it, a half teaspoon measuring cup.
…preferably one the syrup (and chocolate sauce; it’s the worst sticking to the measuring cup offender, apparently) won’t stick to.
yeet, look in the cabinet
*the cabinet now has all of the ingredients needed, along with a measuring cup that is completely non-stick, so no ingredients will get stuck in it
Thank you!!!!
no problem. Where should I meet ya?
Breakroom [REDACTED]-8.
sweet. ill be there in a few minutes. Can you please move a chair in front of the oven?
Weird request, but okay.
[Chair has been moved to oven.]
*After a few minutes, Coffee slams into the chair, barely catching their balance and not tipping over.*
....hi.
[Wave!]
Hi Coffee!!!!
[They tiredly wave back, the tendrils happily waving too.]
So uh, hows. Hoes the coffee goin?
[They hand Coffee the freshly-made coffee.]
It’s ready. Been ready, actually, it cooled down a little. You won’t burn your tongue on it, if it’s possible for you to burn your tongue on anything anymore.
that's a fair point. i did burn my tongue on pizza yesterday. Then again, also washed kt down with lava so. no idea.
[They lean back, take the cup in four hands, and take a sip. It's nice. Yahoo.]
[:D!!]
[Epiiiic. They sip at their own coffee mug, and set out a plate of pastries.]
[They scoot to where the pastries are, and with a purposeful wave of the hand, some plates to eat on appear.]
Tadaa! i know its literally the least impressive thing but eh fuckit.
[A slight giggle. They take a few pastries and fill their plate with donuts, donut holes, cupcakes, and cookies.]
[Dip a cookie in the coffee.]
[Coffee does the same to their plate, before tossing it up, cartoonishly swallowing the conviniently lined-up food in one go, plate included.]
[Nod.]
[They hum.]
[They bring a new plate into existence.]
sooo.... how's you?
Existing, painfully aware of time dilation.
welcome to the club.
[They take another sip. They should have run out of coffee by now but. nope.]
ey, at least you dont have to experience the time lost
I’m.. not actually 100% sure I don’t experience the time lost?
Last time I was this acutely aware, I felt like I had just woken up from a 18 hour nap that was supposed to last 15-30 minutes whenever time resumed normal function, but this time I just feel like I was spacing out and just spaced back in because someone began talking to me and I got startled.
…Or something like that.
It could be something like anesthesia? It’s theorized that you’re able experience all the pain and shit like that when you’re under anesthesia, you just forget when you awake, and/or come off the anesthesia high. Maybe we’re even experiencing the breaks in time separately; it would make sense, if time itself is messing up, then we could be being placed in separate timelines or something every time fucks up and everyone else is frozen or something when you’re in the separate timeline but then you don’t remember when the timeline goes back to normal, and your inherent reality-defying decided to ignore that. That’s just me speculating, though.
[Peachy refills her coffee mug, starting on mixing in all the ingredients and such.]
What do you think?
[They shrug.]
the kinda close. from what i experiance, whenever yall arent like, "active", you just. freeze. and since everyone was inactive. well. everything freezes. except me, cause it was established at some point that i experience the "real time" gaps in roleplay.
its. a lotta 4th wall bullshit and time bullshit tbh
They’ll probably make an in-universe reason so Greenie can’t exploit it.
[Hum.]
[Sip coffee.]
[Not enough sugar…]
On the topic of Greenie, it’s a real fucking bitch.
[They add more sugar to the coffee.]
[Siip.]
yeah. it doesnt really like this "stagnent" sotuation tho.
[…]
Sorry, what “it” are you talking about??
....i kinda forgot what greenies pronounces were and u used it so. uh. so did i.
Oh! No, yeah, it uses it/it’s. It’s also a little fucking bitch. Also, I thought it’s goal was stagnation??
it is. well. was. but its kinda like when a kid begs and begs to do something, despite their parents telling them it would be horrible and not worth it. The kid keeps begging, of course, until the parents give. And, suprise!
[Their lower arms do little jazz hands.]
...it sucks. a lot. now the kid doesnt want it anymore but its too late. theyre stuck with it. forever.
its literally that, really. they have no purpose anymore, and nothing to do. which they hate a T O N
[…]
I’m not following what you’re saying here.
It could easily just try to fuck with other canons.. probably.
[Shrug.]
...actually, i dont think it can.
[They set down their cup, steeping all four hands together.]
it was made for one reason: stagnate Trashfoundation. Nothing else. That was it's only purpose. Well, the got that. So, now? They have no purpose. nothing that justifies their existence. In fact, since they are a narrative entity, removing the narrative through stagnation removes them. Their own goal essentially makes them nothing. And they really, really don't like being nothing. Their ego won't let them be ok with that. I bet, 100%, that they are losing their mind right now.
…What? No????
It was made to distract me when I was going fucking apeshit last year, back in February 2020. PeachyMun has said so themself, I think.
It was a failed attempt. I think it just made me angrier.
…
Wait, does that mean Greenie was meant to only be temporary -
prolly. also, ur still in trashfoundation. Technically counts as being made for trashfoundation.
plus the whole narrative entity thing still applies
[Shrug.]
I don’t know much about Greenie’s creation, anyways.
[Sip their coffee.]
…
So, they’ve been focusing more on Lobotomy Corporation. “They” being Hayden, Mystic, and PeachyMun.
[Theh shrug back.]
Sounds about right. Just got back from there. God, it's a mess.
It’s fucked up there, yeah. They use an organization system based off of how many people the anomalies can kill in one breach, I think. They don’t have D-Class, either! They just throw agents at the anomalies and hope they don’t die, apparently.
[Sip coffee.]
yeah that explains why everything went the shit right before I left.
Apparently they got this reset time-loop thing where like. If shit goes super wrong, their boss presses a button and just. Everything resets. Not mentally, of course
[Sip coffee.]
Ah, no, the humans mentally reset, too. The linear progression of time is kind of treated as a suggestion there; and the time loops are theoretically infinite. Some fucked up bitch named A orchestrated all this bullshit, I think.
It’s a 50 day loop at longest, if I recall correctly..
...well fuck and goddamn i read between the lines wrong there
they were freaking out about a day 48. so that tracks
its really fucked up the more i know about it tbh
It really is. It really, really is.
[Siiiip.]
Hey, it’s not all bad. The people can be nice.. wish they weren’t stuck in a time loop, though.
yeah. worst part is that like. we cant do nothin about it. not allowed. fucking. ugh.
I don’t think we could, even if we were allowed. It’s just such a wide-spread issue that..
Well, it’s a hellhole. And it’s been a hellhole for centuries, I think. That’s a tough hellhole to make un-hellish.
...peachy have you forgotten who you're talking to.
...Fair enough.
I dunno, it’d seem like a cheap conclusion, I guess.
[Siiiiip.]
still sucks.
[Sip.]
...how long ago should my cup have emptied?
Dunno. Sorry.
[Siiiiip.]
fair 'nuff
[They promptly eat the cup, and pull an identical, full cup from their pocket.]
[Siiiiiip.]
[Peachy attempts to mimic this.]
[It’s not working.]
[They are.. getting kind of frustrated.]
...hey, you good? you look annoyed. Was it cause I ate the cup
[They’re trying to shove the mug in their mouth.]
[Muffled noises.]
wait peachy-what n o
[They gently take Peachy's hand in two of theirs, a third gently taking the cup and placing it on the table as the fourth pats them on the head.]
Peachy what in the word are you doing?
I want to do the thing with the mug. I wanna break the laws of physics.
[??????]
...peachy what the fuck. I didn't break any physics? I just ate the cup. And pulled it out of me again. It looks really cool if you don't see the hole in my side I need to make to do it.
but also why would you wanna break the laws of physics??? like that stuff is nasty
You do it a lot an’ it’s really cool.
..Peachy that. no. thats on accident I. Ok. I think I really need to tell you something important. Really important. But it starts with a question. Is that ok?
Mhm.
[She desperately wants to do cool shit like her big sibling.]
Are you sure you want to know what it feels like to be able to break physics?
Yeah.
[Incredibly anticipating.]
ok
[deep breath.]
it's horrible. Absoultely horrible. every time i do it i have to make sure it doesnt spiral off in a chain reaction and break all of physics, permanently. I feel like I could dissipate into atoms at any moment, and am only being held together by my own thoughts. I have to focus to not break any laws, cause I'm afraid that if I don't, i'll breal so much more. hell, i have to lessen how, like, here I ama. cuasue if I don't the fabric of reality will collapse from me being more real than it. it feels like driving a car, but alsp having to manually do every songle task a car does. only its time and space and subatomic particles. it only looks easy because ive had to do it so much that its second nature.
...yeah that turned into a bit of a rant about something else but you get the idea. much safer to learn how to fake it. or get superpowers or whatever.
[They pause.]
[Ah.]
[They...]
[
]
O
Okay
...sorry bout dumping all that
[they pause, before leaning back and taking their coffee again.]
i mean, you could probably just. learn magic. same effect but a lot less consequences. its what I got, but a bit smaller in scale and less direct ya know?
[They sip their coffee again.]
[Radio silence.]
...im asking if you wanna learn how to do magic
[They grab a pen. It’s red.]
[Not anymore.]
[M!A: The pen is now blue for 5 hours.]
I know how t’do magic.
do you know how to magic it so you can eat a coffee cup and make it appear back in your hand, still full of coffee?
Well.. not exactly.
[Hum.]
man, its real fuckin lonely around here. the bosses stopped posting forever ago, as did most others. i mean yeah, technically i can talk to them and all that but like. Its not the same, yaknow? And I'm bored. Very bored. Hell, I managed to find my old phone and am now using that to post on this blog. Haven't done that in ages. God, when was the last time I actually talked to someone I know face-to-face?
...Wait, hold up a sec. Spades has a blog?
....maybe....
....maybe they might still be here.
@scp-spades , you there? It's me, Coffee. I'm still here.
who else...
@peachy-anon ? are you alive?
@greenie-text ? i mean hell. why not try asking
What’s up? Just woke up, sorry.
oh, uh. nothing much. its just been a while.
Are you feeling alright?
uh, could be better. How sre you?
Like my head is full of cotton stuffing.
makes sense. you were out for a couple months
Ah. I’m sorry, I have no idea how to respond. It took me several minutes to even think of what I could say.
ur fine. i just got kinda lonely, yaknow
…
Sorry everything went dark for a while. I can.. prepare some tea, if you want? Or coffee, my author gave me a neat “recipe” of sorts. I don’t know if we have all the ingredients, though..
...have you forgotten that i am a literal reality warper. I could just. send u what u need.
Oh! Oh, yeah, that- that makes sense.
Uhh.. chocolate sauce, salted caramel syrup, and hazelnut syrup.
And if we need it, a half teaspoon measuring cup.
…preferably one the syrup (and chocolate sauce; it’s the worst sticking to the measuring cup offender, apparently) won’t stick to.
yeet, look in the cabinet
*the cabinet now has all of the ingredients needed, along with a measuring cup that is completely non-stick, so no ingredients will get stuck in it
Thank you!!!!
no problem. Where should I meet ya?
Breakroom [REDACTED]-8.
sweet. ill be there in a few minutes. Can you please move a chair in front of the oven?
Weird request, but okay.
[Chair has been moved to oven.]
*After a few minutes, Coffee slams into the chair, barely catching their balance and not tipping over.*
....hi.
[Wave!]
Hi Coffee!!!!
[They tiredly wave back, the tendrils happily waving too.]
So uh, hows. Hoes the coffee goin?
[They hand Coffee the freshly-made coffee.]
It’s ready. Been ready, actually, it cooled down a little. You won’t burn your tongue on it, if it’s possible for you to burn your tongue on anything anymore.
that's a fair point. i did burn my tongue on pizza yesterday. Then again, also washed kt down with lava so. no idea.
[They lean back, take the cup in four hands, and take a sip. It's nice. Yahoo.]
[:D!!]
[Epiiiic. They sip at their own coffee mug, and set out a plate of pastries.]
[They scoot to where the pastries are, and with a purposeful wave of the hand, some plates to eat on appear.]
Tadaa! i know its literally the least impressive thing but eh fuckit.
[A slight giggle. They take a few pastries and fill their plate with donuts, donut holes, cupcakes, and cookies.]
[Dip a cookie in the coffee.]
[Coffee does the same to their plate, before tossing it up, cartoonishly swallowing the conviniently lined-up food in one go, plate included.]
[Nod.]
[They hum.]
[They bring a new plate into existence.]
sooo.... how's you?
Existing, painfully aware of time dilation.
welcome to the club.
[They take another sip. They should have run out of coffee by now but. nope.]
ey, at least you dont have to experience the time lost
I’m.. not actually 100% sure I don’t experience the time lost?
Last time I was this acutely aware, I felt like I had just woken up from a 18 hour nap that was supposed to last 15-30 minutes whenever time resumed normal function, but this time I just feel like I was spacing out and just spaced back in because someone began talking to me and I got startled.
…Or something like that.
It could be something like anesthesia? It’s theorized that you’re able experience all the pain and shit like that when you’re under anesthesia, you just forget when you awake, and/or come off the anesthesia high. Maybe we’re even experiencing the breaks in time separately; it would make sense, if time itself is messing up, then we could be being placed in separate timelines or something every time fucks up and everyone else is frozen or something when you’re in the separate timeline but then you don’t remember when the timeline goes back to normal, and your inherent reality-defying decided to ignore that. That’s just me speculating, though.
[Peachy refills her coffee mug, starting on mixing in all the ingredients and such.]
What do you think?
[They shrug.]
the kinda close. from what i experiance, whenever yall arent like, "active", you just. freeze. and since everyone was inactive. well. everything freezes. except me, cause it was established at some point that i experience the "real time" gaps in roleplay.
its. a lotta 4th wall bullshit and time bullshit tbh
They’ll probably make an in-universe reason so Greenie can’t exploit it.
[Hum.]
[Sip coffee.]
[Not enough sugar…]
On the topic of Greenie, it’s a real fucking bitch.
[They add more sugar to the coffee.]
[Siip.]
yeah. it doesnt really like this "stagnent" sotuation tho.
[…]
Sorry, what “it” are you talking about??
....i kinda forgot what greenies pronounces were and u used it so. uh. so did i.
Oh! No, yeah, it uses it/it’s. It’s also a little fucking bitch. Also, I thought it’s goal was stagnation??
it is. well. was. but its kinda like when a kid begs and begs to do something, despite their parents telling them it would be horrible and not worth it. The kid keeps begging, of course, until the parents give. And, suprise!
[Their lower arms do little jazz hands.]
...it sucks. a lot. now the kid doesnt want it anymore but its too late. theyre stuck with it. forever.
its literally that, really. they have no purpose anymore, and nothing to do. which they hate a T O N
[…]
I’m not following what you’re saying here.
It could easily just try to fuck with other canons.. probably.
[Shrug.]
...actually, i dont think it can.
[They set down their cup, steeping all four hands together.]
it was made for one reason: stagnate Trashfoundation. Nothing else. That was it's only purpose. Well, the got that. So, now? They have no purpose. nothing that justifies their existence. In fact, since they are a narrative entity, removing the narrative through stagnation removes them. Their own goal essentially makes them nothing. And they really, really don't like being nothing. Their ego won't let them be ok with that. I bet, 100%, that they are losing their mind right now.
…What? No????
It was made to distract me when I was going fucking apeshit last year, back in February 2020. PeachyMun has said so themself, I think.
It was a failed attempt. I think it just made me angrier.
…
Wait, does that mean Greenie was meant to only be temporary -
prolly. also, ur still in trashfoundation. Technically counts as being made for trashfoundation.
plus the whole narrative entity thing still applies
[Shrug.]
I don’t know much about Greenie’s creation, anyways.
[Sip their coffee.]
…
So, they’ve been focusing more on Lobotomy Corporation. “They” being Hayden, Mystic, and PeachyMun.
[Theh shrug back.]
Sounds about right. Just got back from there. God, it's a mess.
It’s fucked up there, yeah. They use an organization system based off of how many people the anomalies can kill in one breach, I think. They don’t have D-Class, either! They just throw agents at the anomalies and hope they don’t die, apparently.
[Sip coffee.]
yeah that explains why everything went the shit right before I left.
Apparently they got this reset time-loop thing where like. If shit goes super wrong, their boss presses a button and just. Everything resets. Not mentally, of course
[Sip coffee.]
Ah, no, the humans mentally reset, too. The linear progression of time is kind of treated as a suggestion there; and the time loops are theoretically infinite. Some fucked up bitch named A orchestrated all this bullshit, I think.
It’s a 50 day loop at longest, if I recall correctly..
...well fuck and goddamn i read between the lines wrong there
they were freaking out about a day 48. so that tracks
its really fucked up the more i know about it tbh
It really is. It really, really is.
[Siiiip.]
Hey, it’s not all bad. The people can be nice.. wish they weren’t stuck in a time loop, though.
yeah. worst part is that like. we cant do nothin about it. not allowed. fucking. ugh.
I don’t think we could, even if we were allowed. It’s just such a wide-spread issue that..
Well, it’s a hellhole. And it’s been a hellhole for centuries, I think. That’s a tough hellhole to make un-hellish.
...peachy have you forgotten who you're talking to.
...Fair enough.
I dunno, it’d seem like a cheap conclusion, I guess.
[Siiiiip.]
still sucks.
[Sip.]
...how long ago should my cup have emptied?
Dunno. Sorry.
[Siiiiip.]
fair 'nuff
[They promptly eat the cup, and pull an identical, full cup from their pocket.]
[Siiiiiip.]
[Peachy attempts to mimic this.]
[It’s not working.]
[They are.. getting kind of frustrated.]
...hey, you good? you look annoyed. Was it cause I ate the cup
[They’re trying to shove the mug in their mouth.]
[Muffled noises.]
wait peachy-what n o
[They gently take Peachy's hand in two of theirs, a third gently taking the cup and placing it on the table as the fourth pats them on the head.]
Peachy what in the word are you doing?
I want to do the thing with the mug. I wanna break the laws of physics.
[??????]
...peachy what the fuck. I didn't break any physics? I just ate the cup. And pulled it out of me again. It looks really cool if you don't see the hole in my side I need to make to do it.
but also why would you wanna break the laws of physics??? like that stuff is nasty
You do it a lot an’ it’s really cool.
..Peachy that. no. thats on accident I. Ok. I think I really need to tell you something important. Really important. But it starts with a question. Is that ok?
Mhm.
[She desperately wants to do cool shit like her big sibling.]
Are you sure you want to know what it feels like to be able to break physics?
Yeah.
[Incredibly anticipating.]
ok
[deep breath.]
it's horrible. Absoultely horrible. every time i do it i have to make sure it doesnt spiral off in a chain reaction and break all of physics, permanently. I feel like I could dissipate into atoms at any moment, and am only being held together by my own thoughts. I have to focus to not break any laws, cause I'm afraid that if I don't, i'll breal so much more. hell, i have to lessen how, like, here I ama. cuasue if I don't the fabric of reality will collapse from me being more real than it. it feels like driving a car, but alsp having to manually do every songle task a car does. only its time and space and subatomic particles. it only looks easy because ive had to do it so much that its second nature.
...yeah that turned into a bit of a rant about something else but you get the idea. much safer to learn how to fake it. or get superpowers or whatever.
[They pause.]
[Ah.]
[They...]
[
]
O
Okay
...sorry bout dumping all that
[they pause, before leaning back and taking their coffee again.]
i mean, you could probably just. learn magic. same effect but a lot less consequences. its what I got, but a bit smaller in scale and less direct ya know?
[They sip their coffee again.]
[Radio silence.]
...im asking if you wanna learn how to do magic
[They grab a pen. It’s red.]
[Not anymore.]
[M!A: The pen is now blue for 5 hours.]
I know how t’do magic.