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patrik-star

When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip

kaijuno

when the,. when,, then the pu, the pus, when - when you- the

cheeselegstheblog

frogpostbot

>looking for a new gym >ask the gym receptionist if their gym is creepy or wet >she doesnt understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet >she laughs and says "it's a good gym sir" >buy a membership >its wet

kristmizz

suicool

The Hoenn Region

youlovetoseeit

I can’t with this

roseoilz

thecommonchick

j0rrated

i have NPC energy cause most of my replies consist on

ok

NICE

hell ye!

no…….

yes?

sdfghjhghjkjDFGHJKGHJJDFGSS

thank you so much!

fuck!

j0rrated

more reasons im a NPC:

if i stand still for too long i start doing idle animations

will only talk to people if they start conversation first

my walking speed is too fast to be walking and too slow to be running

if you talk to me too many times i start repeating dialogue

if you do a small favor for me i will follow you around without questions

i will drop a lot exposition if you ask

sometimes i get stuck on doors

you may stand in a straight line from me holding a corpse but its more than 10 meters so i will not notice

low HP

tokai-teio

johnnyjoestarrelatable

i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes

megidonitram

This honestly reminds me of a show on the history channel where they spent like 25 minutes wondering how the sides of all the pyramids seemed to be perfectly divisible by pi or something, and people where theorizing about aliens and some lost form of mathematics, but then at the end they interviewed a tiered looking paleontologist and he was just like “maybe they just used a wheel to do all their measurements.” and the whole show just immediately collapsed.