Evan “I’m An Ally” Buckley

seb | 30s | queer | they/them | Heated Rivalry | 911 | Doctor Odyssey

[librarycards]

i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.

[dromedaryenthusiast]

THEY TOOK BAD BUDDY OFF OF YOUTUBE this is a crime against me personally oh my god I’m devastated

[sheisraging]

OH GOD?

[hoodlumwitchh]

This is to inform you that I didn’t die young.

Jim Harrison, Barking

[beckette]

the token gay friend? no, u misheard me. i’m the tolkein gay friend. i’m gay and i love lord of the rings

[auspex]

I bet it feels good as hell to loosen your tie 👔 yell 🗣"I QUIT!" 🚫‼️ throw up a flurry of papers 📃 and storm out the tall gray building 🏢 with a little box 📦 of your stuff including a cord dragging behind you and a small Plant 🪴 never to return 🥰

[fleabagdiaz]

✋⏸️um-I’m sorry..⏪who left you outside the restaurant?🧐 / mmmy date 🤷 / ..can we go back to the pronoun?? 🏳️‍🌈? / 🫥uhyeah okay I was iwasonadatewithaguyAGAIN . *sigh* 🫥 not-not really the point / mmmmuh! ✋ could be very much the point!! / well it shouldn’t be though right?? I mean uh. I’m an ally ✊🏳️‍🌈 / 😳 / I’ve-ive always been an ally! 🏳️‍🌈✊🏳️‍🌈✊ / s-so now you’re. you’re more than an ally. (🏳️‍🌈????) / it was my first ☝️ time, it was dinnernamovie, and I-I-I didn’t even make it to the movie 🎥🚫 😔/ ….wow / what wow 🤨😡🤨😡🤨/ no not wow 🫣/ 😡/ *confused big sister noises* like - wow! 😃 👍 I… didn’t think that that’s… where your interests would lie 😃 👍/ I didn’t either! I love women 👩‍❤️‍👨 I’ve… always loved women. 👩🫶👩‍❤️‍👨/ how long have you been mmmleaning in the other direction? 👨‍❤️‍👨 ? / I haven’t 🙅‍♂️ not specifically..I mean sure I’ll / 🙃 / checkoutahotguy’sass but that’s normal 🙂👍 / uhh 💁‍♀️ it’s-it’s not ab…normal 🫠🥴

[fleabagdiaz]

forgot to make a happy bisexual birthday post about my friend buck buckley but let it be known that I seriously tear up whenever I think about how he’s actually bi on my tv screen every week. like did they do some crazy things when they were making him bi well yes maybe. but for like at least 5 seasons everyone was like wow it seems like this guy is maybe bisexual. and then eventually (one network change later) they were like yeah sure okay. he is now. apparently he’s the only canonically bisexual male character on network television right now. isn’t that crazy. like wow. I love my buck!!!!

[meatdiaz]

the way buck is literally eddie’s favorite guy. his sweet treat. his favorite fidget toy. the fluffiest pillow in eddie’s bed. his most comfortable and best-fitting pair of jeans. that one mug that makes everything taste better. eddie’s favorite spoon that’s shaped just right. that’s buck

[riverlarking]

you guys are getting queerbaited big time but its kinda beautiful to see in 2024. firemen arent gay everybody knows that.....

[riverlarking]

[eddiesmustache]

there is so much wrong with him

[bucksbeagle]

You know Buck was doing that that stuff was Maddie and Hen and Chimney etc etc etc

Wonder what he did for Eddie for his help 😭

sucking dick and cock :)

[dromedaryenthusiast]

I just love my little wee woo show I’m sorry I can’t help it 😔

[eddiesmustache]

deeply scared about what this means

[dromedaryenthusiast]

I love a team that breaks and enters :)

[eddiesmedbag]

eddie jumping off a bridge was mentioned AGAIN. it is coming back

[dromedaryenthusiast]

Chimnneeeeyyyyyyyyyyy