FART FAIRY

Emmie, 33, ♒, they/them or she/her

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One buggy in hand is worth two in my bush—I mean

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Bayli was SO GOOD 🗣️🔥

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Here’s my annual Ladyland post

The crew, the headliner(Kim Petras 🔥), the before and after

It was so much fun as usual, can’t wait for next year 💗👯‍♀️

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BUT YOU CUNT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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Turned out at the communion party lol.

There was a photo booth and we took pics for my mom but ofc my brother and I had to hit them with the boa Hancock just to let them know we’re serious.

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NYC weekend, matched my bag with the art at the Guggenheim

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Mista sweater and monster shoes.

This is not how I fractured my elbow I promise.

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Dislocated elbow babes

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She’s grown

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Psych I broke it instead.

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Dislocated elbow babes

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She’s grown

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Dislocated elbow babes

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Accidentally punched myself in the mouth with my phone in my sleep 🥺

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Threw a fit yesterday even though I was a sickly Victorian child whose voice was stolen by the sea witch once again.

Figured if I was feeling shitty might as well dress like a cunt. 💅🏼 please disregard the dirty mirror it’s in the garage

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I bought myself a new outfit for my bday, she’s feeling cunt 🎶

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Literally a sweet treat

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My poopify wrapped

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My angry girl pop playlist if anyone wants. I say angry girl but even angry girls have multitudes.

There’s over 8 hrs of some of my favs.

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Garage selfies with my new moth cropped cardigan from mochipan💗