pretty girls with pretty eyes

eleanor. got. riverdale. shadowhunters. dark. my days are longer but im happier, better.

[justcatposts]

[disgustinganimals]

JUST PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN A LITTLE LO

Just. JUST

Could you just.

OmG

[popcultureprodigy]

This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions

[d0nn0]

Well this is me

[westbestern]

Elvira conquering lizard breaking heights

[skies-of-salt]

Lol. That victory dance.

[homo-nerd-grizz]

THE VICTORY DANCE ITS JUST LIKE YEAH YEAH OH YEAH YEAH OH YEAH

[mariosupershowlol-blog]

Toad: How are we evUH gonna get insiide?

Luigi: *realizes something that was never addressed later* mmm…ah! *inexplicably falls down or gets dragged down or something* WHOA!

*nintendomaniac says something indecipherable in the background*

Mario: Luigi, *uncomfortable amount of silence* you’ll have to swim across the moat and let down the drawbridge

Luigi: Me? But, eh, b-but I can’t! I’m… uh I’m gonna have a baby!

[glutko]

Virgin Mary Holding Her Son, Jesus (DIC Entertainment, 1991)

[supershowsupershots]

Thanks, I really needed some acid to end this episode.

[mariosupershowlol-blog]

King Koopa: When I want my feet licked I’ll ask for it! …I want my feet licked

*Underlings begin to lick his feet while creating the most disgusting sound imaginable*

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

tag yourself

60’s - kisses on the hand, soft acoustics, keeping a journal under the pillow, walks in the rain, old films, a bouquet of roses at the doorstep, secret love letters, old newspaper articles, talking to the moon

70’s - gentle hum of the radio, rose gardens, soft filters, yellow tinted sunglasses, fuzzy sunlight on a meadow, perfumes on silk, pearl earrings, ladybird on an eyelid, french literature

80’s - potted plants on the balcony, stargazing with your best friend, dusty video games, old coffee shops, bike rides to the lake, revisiting childhood nostalgia, flower-embroidered sleeves

90’s - eye circles, midnight drives to nowhere, falling in love recklessly, denim jackets, ripped pages in a diary, thinking about past lovers, listening to music until 3am, the dark phase of sunsets, mixtapes

00’s - believing in magic, smiling at strangers, dreams of being someone, hearing an old song you used to like on the radio, birthday cards from friends who don’t talk to you anymore

10’s - goodnight texts, fairy lights on the wall,flowers on eyelids, the view of a city from an apartment, feeling lonely on the train, sending a million hearts, feeling yourself changing for the better

[pepperandpals]

‪She bless the rains down in Africa ‬

[tastefullyoffensive]

When you realize the human is trying to bathe you. (via tintin45450721)

[stripedsilverfeline]

The damning mew of utter betrayal.

[lord-kitschener]

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[divisionst]

Sometimes i think shit like “change your last name to Brightside and then if you get married to a dude you’d be Mr. and Mr. Brightside” and wonder if this is truly who I am at my core

[dontblink-182-blog]

*you go to the ER with a broken bone*

The millennial doctor: Ah Mr. Brightsi- I’ll be right back

The millennial doctor, whispering to the other millennial doctors: I shit you not, his name is Mr. Brightside

[divisionst]

…yeah that’s who i’m trying to be

[herm0d]

my gender is bees. thats it. just bees thats all there is to it

[soliiel]

whats in your pants then

[herm0d]

i want you to look me in the eyes and take a wild fucking guess

[fire-is-her-water]

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

[merak-zoran]

[fire-is-her-water]

My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

[merak-zoran]

[violencebased]

(8/8/17)

A very soft looking sunset.

(All pictures are mine, please do not remove credit, please reblog if you like or save.)

[selfcheckouts]

when prepubescent kids make fun of your acne